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Damn, man. 71 is too young. But so awesome she had a legitimately great final act in her career. RIP.
Catherine O’Hara has died at the age of 71, TMZ reports.

(www.tmz.com/2026/01/30/c...)
January 30, 2026 at 6:28 PM
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The wrong people keep fucking dying
January 30, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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So a federal magistrate rejected the evidence against Don Lemon. The DOJ then petitioned a federal appeals court to force the issuance of the warrants and was denied.

Today, Bondi ordered Lemon and 3 others arrested.

What's the solution when a US Attorney General goes rogue?
January 30, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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the arrest of journalists in minneapolis, including don lemon, is more evidence that the only move the administration knows how to make is to use force, and does not know how to respond when that force is met with defiance and indifference.
January 30, 2026 at 4:40 PM
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BROOKE ROLLINS: Don't call a $12 billion payment to farmers a bailout

BROOKE ROLLINS MOMENTS LATER: The American dream is not getting help from the government
January 30, 2026 at 2:27 PM
January 29, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Time to sit on the shitter and develop nasty hemorrhoids to this bad boy
January 29, 2026 at 7:23 PM
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As Greg points out, the Times thinks they're doing a dunk on Pretti, when actually they're providing evidence of *motive.* The ICE agents should be charged with Murder 1.
So the homicide was premeditated. Planned in advance. Agents knew they wanted to kill him, so they prepared for the opportunity and took it.

Thanks for helping NYT.
More than a week before federal agents killed Alex Pretti in Minneapolis, different agents pushed him to the ground after he spit at them and broke a taillight on their SUV, according to newly unearthed videos. Watch here.
January 29, 2026 at 5:46 PM
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So the homicide was premeditated. Planned in advance. Agents knew they wanted to kill him, so they prepared for the opportunity and took it.

Thanks for helping NYT.
More than a week before federal agents killed Alex Pretti in Minneapolis, different agents pushed him to the ground after he spit at them and broke a taillight on their SUV, according to newly unearthed videos. Watch here.
Videos Show Alex Pretti in Confrontation With Agents 11 Days Before His Death
More than a week before federal agents killed Mr. Pretti, a Minneapolis nurse, different agents pushed him to the ground after he spit at them and broke a taillight on their S.U.V.
nyti.ms
January 29, 2026 at 3:11 PM
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I mean, it feels as though we’re at the point where another state needs to surge national guard to these concentration camps. And in the meantime, not another dime to these monsters. Shut it down.
An attorney quoted further down: “The water is putrid. They have to mix baby formula with water that nobody wants to even smell. The food has bugs in it. The food has dirt in it.”
“[Liam] keeps asking about that hat and that backpack that are in the picture,” the congressman said. “I think they took that from him.”

www.cnn.com/2026/01/28/u...
January 29, 2026 at 10:37 AM
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Anti-ICE demonstration on Friday in downtown Miami at the Torch of Friendship, 7PM
January 29, 2026 at 2:37 AM
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Such a classic turd
January 29, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Alfredo just named Pedrito Martinez as a guest for his show at Pinecrest Gardens!!!!! I don’t have to take out a second mortgage for Montreux Jazz Festival 😭😭
January 29, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Almost forgot- UP THE CHELS, BABYYYYY
a soccer player holding a blue flag with the word heitse on the bottom left
ALT: a soccer player holding a blue flag with the word heitse on the bottom left
media.tenor.com
January 29, 2026 at 12:01 AM
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January 28, 2026 at 11:39 PM
JESUS CHRIST 😭😭😭😭😭
Something else he couldn’t predict
Former WPLG meteorologist Roland Steadham dies in plane crash
January 28, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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Oprah’s coaching tree sucks beyond belief.
NEW from me:

Gayle King is coming under fire from CBS News staffers for her rousing defense of Bari Weiss at yesterday's all-hands meeting, with some feeling that it was a self-serving play to curry favor with the boss and save her job and hefty salary.

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
CBS News staffers ‘pretty salty’ over Gayle King’s passionate defense of Bari Weiss
Exclusive: ‘She’s not going to say anything against the person who will determine her job status. This was her only play,” one network insider said.
www.independent.co.uk
January 28, 2026 at 10:47 PM
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2/ Also striking, the FBI agents brought giant saws to a building where records are stored, according to video taken by a witness.
January 28, 2026 at 10:56 PM
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3/ The FBI is seeking to seize numerous records from the 2020 election, including ballots, tabulator tapes, digital data and voter rolls.

The warrant alleges that these may constitute “evidence of the commission of a criminal offense.”

www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
1-28-26 Fulton Warrant
www.documentcloud.org
January 28, 2026 at 10:56 PM
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Had to order some pins after I saw this and they came with this and it has me crying in the club wtf
January 28, 2026 at 9:29 PM
JAO PEDRO, AGAIN BABYYYY
January 28, 2026 at 9:43 PM
PEDRO GOLAZOOOOO
January 28, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Chelsea, pls
a man in a suit and tie is saying " don 't mess this up "
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying " don 't mess this up "
media.tenor.com
January 28, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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David Samson ass spelling.
January 28, 2026 at 8:02 PM