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Ridiculously good. Even Bourdain hit it up.
January 6, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Ridiculously good. Even Bourdain hit it up.
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Big 3 era heat twitter would have already done it to this photo
January 6, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Big 3 era heat twitter would have already done it to this photo
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I heard Chucky was practicing with a regular jersey today. #Soon
a bottle of coca cola is on a table
ALT: a bottle of coca cola is on a table
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January 6, 2026 at 6:32 PM
I heard Chucky was practicing with a regular jersey today. #Soon
The Democratic Party is dead.
January 6, 2026 at 4:13 PM
The Democratic Party is dead.
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Pod Save America ass cowardice right here
A lot of people are mad at Schumer for saying this. But he's right. Democrats don't control a single branch of government and they can't pass anything. Only Republicans can rein in Trump because they control both chambers of Congress. Democrats have no cards to play here.
Schumer: "Republicans must -- if there was ever a time, they must step up to the plate. This is the time. And if they don't, they're gonna feel the heat from their constituents."
January 6, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Pod Save America ass cowardice right here
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If one of us saw the taint zapper, all of us see the taint zapper.
a man with a tattoo on his arm is driving a car and pointing up
ALT: a man with a tattoo on his arm is driving a car and pointing up
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January 6, 2026 at 3:09 AM
If one of us saw the taint zapper, all of us see the taint zapper.
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JUSTIN SOURDIF HAD HIMSELF A NIGHT 👀
3 goals, 2 assists, 5 points
3 goals, 2 assists, 5 points
January 6, 2026 at 3:13 AM
JUSTIN SOURDIF HAD HIMSELF A NIGHT 👀
3 goals, 2 assists, 5 points
3 goals, 2 assists, 5 points
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Hi. Hello. What are we talking about here? Oh taint zapper? I haven’t the foggiest…
January 6, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Hi. Hello. What are we talking about here? Oh taint zapper? I haven’t the foggiest…
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(Warning would be nice)
January 6, 2026 at 2:55 AM
(Warning would be nice)
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House Republicans are going to attempt to override two Trump vetoes, according to Axios. They are:
✅ the SE Colorado water pipeline
✅ the expansion of the Miccosukee Tribe's reserved area in the Florida Everglades
MSN link gets around the paywall: www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...
✅ the SE Colorado water pipeline
✅ the expansion of the Miccosukee Tribe's reserved area in the Florida Everglades
MSN link gets around the paywall: www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...
January 6, 2026 at 2:22 AM
House Republicans are going to attempt to override two Trump vetoes, according to Axios. They are:
✅ the SE Colorado water pipeline
✅ the expansion of the Miccosukee Tribe's reserved area in the Florida Everglades
MSN link gets around the paywall: www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...
✅ the SE Colorado water pipeline
✅ the expansion of the Miccosukee Tribe's reserved area in the Florida Everglades
MSN link gets around the paywall: www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...
Why is this on my timeline
For those with a male perineum, there’s MOR, a device that can gently zap the area to either delay or intensify ejaculation.
January 6, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Why is this on my timeline
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we really went from ‘I hope they don’t just hire a GM to get along with McDaniel’ to ‘holy shit, this dude is spearheading the search’ in 24 hours.
January 5, 2026 at 10:39 PM
we really went from ‘I hope they don’t just hire a GM to get along with McDaniel’ to ‘holy shit, this dude is spearheading the search’ in 24 hours.
Lmaooo
#dolphins HC mike McDaniel said he'd be part of the interview process for the next GM
January 5, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Lmaooo
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“One final question, sir, will you be firing me yes or no”
#dolphins HC mike McDaniel said he'd be part of the interview process for the next GM
January 5, 2026 at 9:13 PM
“One final question, sir, will you be firing me yes or no”
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BREAKING: Zohran is signing two executive orders today to create a “Junk Fee Task Force” and crack down on subscription traps.
January 5, 2026 at 6:09 PM
BREAKING: Zohran is signing two executive orders today to create a “Junk Fee Task Force” and crack down on subscription traps.
Fucking Hell
WH sources say Venezuela's opposition leader committed the "ultimate sin": She accepted the Nobel Peace prize.
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
January 5, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Fucking Hell
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Loved seeing all the pics and vids of everyone saying goodbye to Gramps.
RIP to a Wynwood OG. Thanks for the memories.
RIP to a Wynwood OG. Thanks for the memories.
January 5, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Loved seeing all the pics and vids of everyone saying goodbye to Gramps.
RIP to a Wynwood OG. Thanks for the memories.
RIP to a Wynwood OG. Thanks for the memories.
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Smart people from smart teams. Good concept
January 5, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Smart people from smart teams. Good concept
Fins gonna face retribution for that 70 point ass kicking
January 5, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Fins gonna face retribution for that 70 point ass kicking
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President Convicted Felon vetoes $$$ for flood protection for Miccosukee Tribe in #Florida, citing the tribe's legal challenge to Gov. Ron DeSastrous' Everglades concentration camp floridaphoenix.com/2025/12/31/t... via @floridaphoenix.com
Trump vetoes Miccosukee flood protection, citing tribe’s opposition to ‘Alligator Alcatraz’ • Florida Phoenix
The Miccosukee Tribe’s lawsuit contesting an immigration detention facility in the Everglades cost them federally funded flood protection, at least if President Donald Trump gets his way. President D...
floridaphoenix.com
January 5, 2026 at 3:14 PM
President Convicted Felon vetoes $$$ for flood protection for Miccosukee Tribe in #Florida, citing the tribe's legal challenge to Gov. Ron DeSastrous' Everglades concentration camp floridaphoenix.com/2025/12/31/t... via @floridaphoenix.com