Chris Joseph
@chrisjoseph13.bsky.social
I write. I also host a podcast called Florida Man Murders that isn’t really about murders. COYG
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“And in closing… He pulls a knife? You pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital? You send one of his to the morgue! That's the Chicago way.”
::applause::
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🙌🏼
Considering its Man City, this is a draw I can live with #UptheChels To my Arsenal mutuals
a man says i am happy to help in yellow
ALT: a man says i am happy to help in yellow
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January 4, 2026 at 7:33 PM
🙌🏼
John Schneider: High five!
Me: Hell yeaaOH DEAR LORD
Me: Hell yeaaOH DEAR LORD
man is drenched
January 4, 2026 at 3:38 AM
John Schneider: High five!
Me: Hell yeaaOH DEAR LORD
Me: Hell yeaaOH DEAR LORD
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Just opened BlueSky and saw 10 posts in a row about John Schneider’s pit stains. This is a sports app!!!
January 4, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Just opened BlueSky and saw 10 posts in a row about John Schneider’s pit stains. This is a sports app!!!
So we’re all just gonna ignore those huge pit stains under Seahawks GM John Schneider’s arms? ok
January 4, 2026 at 3:28 AM
So we’re all just gonna ignore those huge pit stains under Seahawks GM John Schneider’s arms? ok
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tonight i will close my eyes and drift towards sleep then suddenly wake up wondering, "wtf was that guy doing headbutting gabriel's elbow"
January 3, 2026 at 7:42 PM
tonight i will close my eyes and drift towards sleep then suddenly wake up wondering, "wtf was that guy doing headbutting gabriel's elbow"
Bournemouth complaining about being hosed by the ref is high comedy
January 3, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Bournemouth complaining about being hosed by the ref is high comedy
DECLAN RICE ALL UP IN YOU TWO TIMES
January 3, 2026 at 7:00 PM
DECLAN RICE ALL UP IN YOU TWO TIMES
The ref has been atrocious, no doubt, but christ almighty have Arsenal played one massive slopfest of futbol so far
January 3, 2026 at 6:20 PM
The ref has been atrocious, no doubt, but christ almighty have Arsenal played one massive slopfest of futbol so far
Super slow sloppy play from Arsenal today. No me gusta
January 3, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Super slow sloppy play from Arsenal today. No me gusta
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COYG
please provide some pleasant distraction from *points all around*, arsenal - or else i am going to... keep watching you
please provide some pleasant distraction from *points all around*, arsenal - or else i am going to... keep watching you
January 3, 2026 at 5:15 PM
COYG
please provide some pleasant distraction from *points all around*, arsenal - or else i am going to... keep watching you
please provide some pleasant distraction from *points all around*, arsenal - or else i am going to... keep watching you
Most hilarious ending to a football game I’ve ever seen
January 2, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Most hilarious ending to a football game I’ve ever seen
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Sunderland - unprecedented amount of DAWG in em. We absolutely take those.
January 1, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Sunderland - unprecedented amount of DAWG in em. We absolutely take those.
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JEREMIAH SMITH YOU CHOSE WRONG YUNGIN
a game board with buttons and numbers on it and a scoreboard .
ALT: a game board with buttons and numbers on it and a scoreboard .
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 3:54 AM
JEREMIAH SMITH YOU CHOSE WRONG YUNGIN
🙌🏼!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
REVENGE IS DELICIOUS
REVENGE IS DELICIOUS
January 1, 2026 at 3:50 AM
🙌🏼!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
REVENGE IS DELICIOUS
REVENGE IS DELICIOUS
i am so tired.
It’s actually hilarious that we built a super squad to combat injuries after they totally derailed us last season, only for our injury luck to be worse this season.
Arsenal Football Club. What an institution.
Arsenal Football Club. What an institution.
December 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
i am so tired.
I know David Raya made that insane match-clinching save that keeps us at the top of the table, but the play of the match is that Declan Rice tackle in the first half
December 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I know David Raya made that insane match-clinching save that keeps us at the top of the table, but the play of the match is that Declan Rice tackle in the first half
So unnecessarily nervy every damn week
Gotta sweat every match
December 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
So unnecessarily nervy every damn week
Holy Raya that save
December 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Holy Raya that save
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Yeah can’t keep it simple. Forgot about that rule.
December 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Yeah can’t keep it simple. Forgot about that rule.
Christ, fellas.
December 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Christ, fellas.
DECLAN ALL UP IN YOU
December 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
DECLAN ALL UP IN YOU
the inconsistency is infuriating. fucking grand pianos on all their heads tom & jerry style
Probably bc Gyok plays the ball to the corner flag instead of toward goal but the keeper makes zero play for the ball. Pgmol pick & choose as per.
How tf is that not a red?????!!!
December 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
the inconsistency is infuriating. fucking grand pianos on all their heads tom & jerry style