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Yelling about Arsenal, Marlins, or Dolphins.
I’d rather be in The Keys.
Can’t say no to a holiday Guinness.
November 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Keanu is awful in Dracula but everyone else absolutely crushes so it doesn’t even matter.
November 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Griezmann to Inter Miami rumors kicking up again in 3 … 2 …
Atletico Madrid legend Antoine Griezmann was at Dolphins practice Friday

The French national is La Liga’s 11th all-time leading goal scorer and Atleti’s all-time leading scorer. He also scored the first goal at the Metropolitano when it re-opened in 2017
November 14, 2025 at 3:06 PM
November 14, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I was half-watching an old movie but only paid attention because they kept mentioning a guy named Martinelli.
a soccer player in a red jersey with the number 11 on his shorts is running on the field
ALT: a soccer player in a red jersey with the number 11 on his shorts is running on the field
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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gooners watching calafiori in action
November 13, 2025 at 4:13 PM
What fresh hell awaits us today?
November 13, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I wanna beat their asses just for coffee. You know how many times my mom has called me to yell about the price of coffee?!
“When I win, I will immediately bring prices down, starting on Day One"
November 12, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Might have to settle for a knockoff but I’ve been in the hunt for this jacket for years.
November 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I need to start saying NO at bourbon tastings. 🤕
November 11, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Josh Allen:
donald duck is dancing in front of a red curtain in a cartoon .
ALT: donald duck is dancing in front of a red curtain in a cartoon .
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
FINS UP!!!
FUCK YOU, BUFFALO!!!
November 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
“I don’t like this pass at all.”

Yeah no shit. Fucking dumb attempt.
November 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Goddamn what a punt!
November 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Bro that looked like all of us olds playing football on Thanksgiving morning.
November 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
We’re up 16-0 at the half and I’m so scared to get excited about that.
November 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Liverpool are straight up basura!
November 9, 2025 at 5:58 PM
My wife surprised me early with this advent calendar. Can’t wait to get into it on December 1st.
November 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Man City vs Liverpool
November 9, 2025 at 4:27 PM
If Arteta had seen my DM about subs we definitely win that match.
November 8, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Did Elon just use Grok to recreate Shannyn Sossamon?
Elon has never experienced this and neither have his biggest fans but now they can create these visuals with the help of a computermachine
November 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
At some shit bar in West Boca.
November 8, 2025 at 6:04 AM