SPAZ
@spazzzy.bsky.social
Yelling about Arsenal, Marlins, or Dolphins.
I’d rather be in The Keys.
I’d rather be in The Keys.
Can’t say no to a holiday Guinness.
November 14, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Can’t say no to a holiday Guinness.
Keanu is awful in Dracula but everyone else absolutely crushes so it doesn’t even matter.
November 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Keanu is awful in Dracula but everyone else absolutely crushes so it doesn’t even matter.
Might have to settle for a knockoff but I’ve been in the hunt for this jacket for years.
November 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Might have to settle for a knockoff but I’ve been in the hunt for this jacket for years.
Chill out, Natalie Portman.
November 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Chill out, Natalie Portman.
My wife surprised me early with this advent calendar. Can’t wait to get into it on December 1st.
November 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
My wife surprised me early with this advent calendar. Can’t wait to get into it on December 1st.
At some shit bar in West Boca.
November 8, 2025 at 6:04 AM
At some shit bar in West Boca.
I didn’t know who Jeanine Pirro was until a couple of years ago but she immediately reminded me of Joan Callamezzo from Parks & Rec.
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I didn’t know who Jeanine Pirro was until a couple of years ago but she immediately reminded me of Joan Callamezzo from Parks & Rec.
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.
October 30, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.
We drew Palace at home?
Give it to me AGAIN!
Give it to me AGAIN!
October 29, 2025 at 11:03 PM
We drew Palace at home?
Give it to me AGAIN!
Give it to me AGAIN!
That’s gourmet shit compared to this item from Taco Bell…
October 29, 2025 at 3:03 AM
That’s gourmet shit compared to this item from Taco Bell…
They better un-confirm it because I cancelled that shit.
October 27, 2025 at 7:22 PM
They better un-confirm it because I cancelled that shit.
Now you’ve scared me into getting one of these for our dog. 😭
October 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Now you’ve scared me into getting one of these for our dog. 😭
I wish they would release these. It was a promotional item at the time but a Clipse apron goes hard.
October 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I wish they would release these. It was a promotional item at the time but a Clipse apron goes hard.
Maybe they’re big fans of the Winchester Mystery House.
October 24, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Maybe they’re big fans of the Winchester Mystery House.
Men will be like “I needed this” and it’s just a beautiful pint.
October 24, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Men will be like “I needed this” and it’s just a beautiful pint.
I’m still trying to figure out this camera but here’s a few shots from the final Inter Miami home games.
October 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I’m still trying to figure out this camera but here’s a few shots from the final Inter Miami home games.
HEY, ARSHAVIN! HOW MANY HAVE WE PUT IN THEIR NET?!
October 21, 2025 at 8:30 PM
HEY, ARSHAVIN! HOW MANY HAVE WE PUT IN THEIR NET?!
A lot of work to get ONE good shot.
October 21, 2025 at 6:31 PM
A lot of work to get ONE good shot.
