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Jesper Wallstedt's last two games:

64 shots faced
64 saves made

Perfection for another /pepsi shutout. 👌
November 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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I hear ya
a man is standing in front of a couch in a living room .
ALT: a man is standing in front of a couch in a living room .
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Friendsgiving 🦃🍂🍁
November 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Welp
November 16, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Welcome (Shaking Hands), by Bruce Nauman, 1985, 📸 by William Vasta
November 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
November 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Happy birthday!
November 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Fuck that cracka ass cracka
normal things happening
November 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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UD texted Kel'el after the game and told him to watch all the film of every rebound Robinson got on him. Love it. Hope he takes it to heart.
November 15, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Nawwww wtf
Nashville Predators prospect Ryker Lee pulls off one of the filthiest moves you’ll ever see 🤯🤮

(via FromEastLansing)
November 15, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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¿Cómo se dice, “7-9 forever?”
Buenos dias, sickos
November 15, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Damn, Jaime wtf
November 15, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Wife made mini pumpkin cheesecakes for friendsgiving, and I got a corn casserole going in the oven.
November 15, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Ware needs to start acting like a big man
November 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Blind ass refs
November 15, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 14, 2025 at 7:54 PM
@msmambo.bsky.social the tree is starting to dump a ton- gonna grab some for you, soon
November 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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As if you needed another reason to loathe, ya know, everything, here comes the Olivia Nuzzi book tour.
November 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Filip Forsberg rocking the traditional Leksand folk outfit ahead of #NHLGlobalSeries 🔥

📺: Watch the /penguins vs. /PredsNHL at 2p ET TODAY on NHL Network and /Sportsnet

(via IG/nhleurope)
November 14, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Lewinsky and Donald having blown the same guy is going to be a fantastic trivia night question.
November 14, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.

A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Donald Trump blowing Bill Clinton is a hell of a development
November 14, 2025 at 3:23 PM