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🎶 I only have bhole eyes, for youuuuuuuuuuuu🎶
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You killed the man (Brian Flores as head coach) but not the idea (the Dolphins finishing a season on a blistering hot streak but only after it's too late to actually mean anything)
Miami has won 3 of its last 4.
November 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Dolphin wins are so unsatisfying. This is like a stage of hell. Your team wins but you don’t feel joy from it.
November 16, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Dolphins DL Benito Jones has an ankle injury and is questionable to return.
November 16, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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I'm seeing people wonder why ICE is going after Charlotte.

ICE has been at war with Charlotte's sheriff ever since he won in 2018.

We'd covered this at Bolts back in the day; this quote is from that sheriff:
“When the 8 African American sheriffs took over the largest counties in North Carolina, it became a threat to the good ol’ boy system,” says the sheriff of Charlotte. These new sheriffs broke ties with ICE.

But GOP lawmakers cracked down this week, overbidding the governor’s veto to adopt this law:
North Carolina GOP Is Cracking Down on the Black Sheriffs Who Stood Up to ICE
Boosted by new supermajorities, Republicans are closing in on legislation to mandate more collaboration with ICE and preempt local policies hard-won by immigrants’ rights advocates.
boltsmag.org
November 15, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Fun fact: Cooper Flagg has played 441 minutes for the Mavs this season, more than Anthony Davis has in his Mavs career (415).
November 16, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Eighty-one-year-old Alabama Governor Kay Ivey, who stopped maturing as a human being in 1957 expects the rest of the country to be like her - eager to erase the work of Martin Luther King and all other courageous individuals who risked their lives fighting racism.

Fuck Kay Ivey.
Not our America.
November 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Fuck the Charlotte Hornets
cmon man let’s just clear the Heat’s cap hold on Rozier already …
BREAKING NEWS: The NBA has asked multiple teams, including the Los Angeles Lakers, to hand over documents and other property as part of its investigation into illegal sports gambling, six league sources told The Athletic.
November 16, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Reminder that the L.A. Clippers gave Norman Powell away practically for free in order to get Bradley Beal.

Norman Powell so far:
26.1 ppg, 48 3P% (on 7.3 tries), .665 TS%

Finally due for a first Allstar appearance at 32?

#NBA
November 15, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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These guys lmaooooo
November 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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A former career DOJ guy told me a few weeks ago that prior to Trump, the FBI was the varsity team, DHI and ICE were junior varsity, and Border Patrol were like a drunken office softball team. And under Trump, the drunk softball guys are now in charge.
Listen to this Border Patrol agent cry about how he's going to be DOXXED after being arrested for drunkenly barging into a woman's restroom with a loaded gun, demanding a date from the woman inside, and then punching the arresting officers.
November 15, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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More like Carson Dreck
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Post eddie dranks
November 15, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Really went from Cam Ward to Carson Beck. From classy to ashy.
November 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Better luck next time I guess
November 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
What are we having?
November 15, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Fuck that cracka ass cracka
normal things happening
November 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
McAfee deserves all of the hate
Pat McAfee gets trolled with a "13-9" chant from Pitt fans after he tried to sneak in a singing of Country Roads. McAfee missed 2 FGs for second ranked West Virginia in the 2007 Backyard Brawl.
November 15, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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¿Cómo se dice, “7-9 forever?”
Buenos dias, sickos
November 15, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Fuck it, we drink
November 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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They’re in a real bind, Silver clearly wants to bury the Rozier thing until the offseason, don’t know what bargain bin big is even out there
November 15, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Fuck Landry Shamet bro
November 15, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Ware got a board?

DRINK!
November 15, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Listen, can we put A'ja in?
November 15, 2025 at 2:31 AM