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🎶 I only have bhole eyes, for youuuuuuuuuuuu🎶
He's making sure he gets enough of a lead start to avoid the burning mattresses and flying mustard
November 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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If that other side ain’t facing a window ✅✅✅
I put my tree up last night.... accurate 🤣🎄🥴
November 30, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Pitch View: The oohs and aahs when Jordi Alba backheel's it and Segovia scores #InterMiami
November 30, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Need less than 1000 views now
So...

I pledged to report an Epstein episode if we can hit 40,000 YouTube views on one of my favorite PTFO episodes ever — which is about competitive bird-watching — by this Tuesday (Dec. 2).

We're currently up to 37,455 😬 youtu.be/ZxoZKGHcjqA?...
Bird-Watching Will Blow Your Mind | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
youtu.be
November 30, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Really, the joke is on all of us for thinking even for a millisecond that any Miami football team would qualify for a “Playoff.”
November 30, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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i'm tired of being advertised to...LEAVE ME ALONE
a woman in a white shirt is standing in front of a mirror in a room .
ALT: a woman in a white shirt is standing in front of a mirror in a room .
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Small forward Norman Powell
November 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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A U.S. soldier was executed on the streets of the U.S. capital, yet the flags remain at full-staff.

But when a hate-peddling podcaster was killed, the flags were lowered to half-staff within hours—and stayed that way for days.

WTH?

Tonight...
November 30, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Just like we all said in August
With his brace in the first half tonight, Tadeo Allende has scored seven goals in the 2025 Audi MLS Cup Playoffs, which is the second most by a player in a single postseason in MLS history (Carlos Ruiz, 8 in 2002).
November 29, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Will also be available to ALL piratas
November 29, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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I know no one in Miami probably gives af BUT FIU Football just won all their games in the month of November.

They’re bowl eligible.

7-5 this season. First winning season since 2018.

Mad props to their program and new coach 👏

#PawsUp
a cartoon cat wearing sunglasses is playing a saxophone on a stage
ALT: a cartoon cat wearing sunglasses is playing a saxophone on a stage
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November 29, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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IT JUST MEANS MORE #nbacup

(both teams are eliminated but still)
Kyshawn George just knocked a Pacer down, scored and stared him down.
November 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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I love this form him.
Mark Cuban on losing to Miami in 2006 NBA Finals: “We should have won. Someone brought it up to me yesterday. They’re like, ‘Yeah, you think Dwyane Wade beat you?’ I’m like, ‘No, Bennett Salvatore beat us.’ For those who don’t know, he’s a ref. And I stand by that."
November 28, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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This is me, except laying on collard greens and oxtail.
a man is standing in front of a pile of money that says ' a.m.c ' on it
Alt: Huell laying on beaucoup money sleepin good.
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Inarguably imo
Barry Sanders was better than Emmitt Smith.

I will not be taking questions.
November 27, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Earth's most unlimited resource is Horny.
🤷‍♂️

#NBA
November 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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I guess it’s a good thing we were so concerned about the right to speak our opinions being outlawed by a ruling class that we guaranteed it by making it the very first amendment in our Bill of Rights when we formed the country.
November 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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The Miami Heat have won 6 straight games while missing their two best players for huge chunks of the year. Meanwhile this dude misplaced his joy again. :(
Jimmy Butler on the 10-10 Warriors: “We don’t box out. We don’t go with the scouting report. We let anybody do whatever they want - open shots, get into the paint, free throws. It’s just sad.”
November 27, 2025 at 12:01 PM
😂😂😂😂😂
Melo with the no-look pass... 🤣

#NBA
November 27, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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Folks, my year is made
November 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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6 in a row
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM