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Laura Martínez 🥑
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Professional Mexican and taco enthusiast. Opinions are mine, and not those of the New York Times because I don't work there. www.miblogestublog.com/about
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Saturday
A photo of a drunken raccoon passed out on bathroom floor
December 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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🍉
December 6, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Follow me for more awesome translations 🍟 #Friday
A photo of fried potatoes and a botched Spanish translation of “Friday” as “the day when we fry things” 😂 sorry, it’s hard to explain as ALT text
December 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Dec. 4, 2025: Supermoon in Mexico City 🇲🇽
A photo of two water tanks and the moon as background. Taken Dec. 4, 2025 in Mexico City
December 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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NEVER CLICK ... NEVER
December 4, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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... as one does
a screenshot from a Washington Post article that reads: raccoon goes on drunken rampage in liquor store and passes out on bathroom floor
December 4, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Spotify wants me to follow Enrique Iglesias, presumably because my avatar is wearing a mariachi hat...
December 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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LOL Venmo
a screenshot of an email sent to my Gmail by Venmo with the subject that reads: "we see a free taco in your future"
December 3, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Nobody:

Sodas in Mexico:
A photo of a bottle of mineral water featuring a woman dressed in revolutionary garments, complete with sombrero, bandolier and a cannon
December 3, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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About tonight… 🫢
November 30, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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When in CDMX… 🇲🇽
A photo shows a plate with Mexican-style scrambled eggs and a side of refried beans, coffee, salsa macha and homemade bread
November 29, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Just say “Gracias” and have a Happy Thanksgiving, y'all! wp.me/p30bS-4YL
November 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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well, this is awkward…
An image from a Disney cartoon shows a family of ducks (Donald Duck family) eating another bird (turkey) for Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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This meme tho 💯
a meme uses the portrait of Christopher Columbus ("Colón") to create a pun on Irritable Bowel Syndrome ("Colon Irritable")
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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A photo of a woman crying while wearing a mariachi hat
November 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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No hay tortillas
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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My fancy rooftop life in CDMX 👑
November 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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The reports of the Golfo de México’s death are greatly exaggerated
A screenshot of a moving map taken aboard an Aeromexico flight from JFK to CDMX shows Gulf of Mexico sted Gulf of America
November 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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This year, instead of giving presents, I’m giving everyone my opinion
A meme of a Mexican telenovela actress Itatí Cantoral in the role of Soraya Montenegro featuring the text “side eye stare in Spanish”
November 23, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Trump looking at @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social the way I look at tacos 😍
A photo of Zohran Mamdani and Trump at the White House where Trump loons like he’s smitten by the New York City future mayor 😍
November 22, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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y’all bought Pinot Grigio in a can and it’s cute as hell
A photo of a canned Pinot Grigio
November 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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My kind of gym 🤗
A photo of a Mexican taquería called “Crossfit”
November 22, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Ok but look the way I hold my taco and all …
A photo taken non Nov 21 of yours truly and her life partner while eating Mexican food in New Paltz on Nov. 21, 2025
November 22, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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I think it sounds worse in Spanish 😭
A screenshot from an Instagram story taken from El Pais shows President Trump calling a reporter “cerdita,” which is Spanish for “piggy”
November 21, 2025 at 4:23 AM