Alison Malört
@alisonmalort.bsky.social
Harpy. Millennial Chaos Demon. Chicagoland. Microbiologist. O-negative blood donor. Part-time weeb. Sometimes I run marathons. ALWAYS hungry. BLM. KICK. TERFs not allowed. She/her. 🖤🤍💜🩶
This person is probably Big Upset that people are *rightly* calling them out in the quotes for being fucking awful at opsec.
Do you know how people successfully hid Jews from the Nazis? They *kept their fucking mouths shut about how they were hiding Jews from the Nazis.*
Do you know how people successfully hid Jews from the Nazis? They *kept their fucking mouths shut about how they were hiding Jews from the Nazis.*
October 21, 2025 at 10:14 PM
This person is probably Big Upset that people are *rightly* calling them out in the quotes for being fucking awful at opsec.
Do you know how people successfully hid Jews from the Nazis? They *kept their fucking mouths shut about how they were hiding Jews from the Nazis.*
Do you know how people successfully hid Jews from the Nazis? They *kept their fucking mouths shut about how they were hiding Jews from the Nazis.*
Saw the Demon Slayer movie today for the second time and lemme just tell y’all HOW MUCH I LOVE WATER HASHIRA TOMIOKA GIYUU, LOVE OF MY LIFE!!!!
September 16, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Saw the Demon Slayer movie today for the second time and lemme just tell y’all HOW MUCH I LOVE WATER HASHIRA TOMIOKA GIYUU, LOVE OF MY LIFE!!!!
Shoutout to MY MAN @govpritzker.illinois.gov and the state of Illinois for allowing this unfortunate Hoosier (but former Illinoisan!) to get a COVID booster! The state of Indiana is REQUIRING you both 1. have a "qualifying condition" and a prescription for it. Good thing I live on the border!
September 4, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Shoutout to MY MAN @govpritzker.illinois.gov and the state of Illinois for allowing this unfortunate Hoosier (but former Illinoisan!) to get a COVID booster! The state of Indiana is REQUIRING you both 1. have a "qualifying condition" and a prescription for it. Good thing I live on the border!
Took the world’s quickest trip downtown today to Kpop Nara for my Stray Kids “KARMA” albums and some freebies. I made another Stay’s DAY when I traded her the Bang Chan photocard I got, which she was DESPERATE for. I love being an adult with money that lets me buy fun shit. 🖤💙🤍
August 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Took the world’s quickest trip downtown today to Kpop Nara for my Stray Kids “KARMA” albums and some freebies. I made another Stay’s DAY when I traded her the Bang Chan photocard I got, which she was DESPERATE for. I love being an adult with money that lets me buy fun shit. 🖤💙🤍
Polish artist I regularly purchase from have had to pause all shipping to the US currently because of Cheeto Hitler’s dumbass policies. Brb putting a hex on him and his entire bloodline.
August 23, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Polish artist I regularly purchase from have had to pause all shipping to the US currently because of Cheeto Hitler’s dumbass policies. Brb putting a hex on him and his entire bloodline.
A normal aisle between booths at Anime Central this year.
July 15, 2025 at 5:26 PM
A normal aisle between booths at Anime Central this year.
More last-minute event cancelations. Womp-womp.
July 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
More last-minute event cancelations. Womp-womp.
Lots of empty booths, it seems. I’ve seen MANY first-hand accounts from Artist Alley vendors themselves about how they asked to move because they had a bad spot.
July 12, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Lots of empty booths, it seems. I’ve seen MANY first-hand accounts from Artist Alley vendors themselves about how they asked to move because they had a bad spot.
Yes, I’m sure THAT’s why it’s a slow year. It has nothing to do with the event being run by a shady sex pest, hosting shady sex pests, and having a reputation of fucking over its international guests.
July 12, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Yes, I’m sure THAT’s why it’s a slow year. It has nothing to do with the event being run by a shady sex pest, hosting shady sex pests, and having a reputation of fucking over its international guests.
Got some panel no-shows, apparently?
July 12, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Got some panel no-shows, apparently?
I’m busy all day at work today, but I AM off this weekend and enjoy a good dumpster fire, so since @marzgurl.com is skipping the “Anime Matsuri is a Flaming Trash Heap” thread, I’ll post what I’m finding!
First up: OF COURSE this con would have a fucking Cybertruck.
First up: OF COURSE this con would have a fucking Cybertruck.
July 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I’m busy all day at work today, but I AM off this weekend and enjoy a good dumpster fire, so since @marzgurl.com is skipping the “Anime Matsuri is a Flaming Trash Heap” thread, I’ll post what I’m finding!
First up: OF COURSE this con would have a fucking Cybertruck.
First up: OF COURSE this con would have a fucking Cybertruck.
I had a lull between songs on my phone and heard, “This time I want…” and it was like I was a hypnotized sleeper agent, activated by the secret code, and my body was READY and started doing the hand choreo. 😂
July 1, 2025 at 10:33 AM
I had a lull between songs on my phone and heard, “This time I want…” and it was like I was a hypnotized sleeper agent, activated by the secret code, and my body was READY and started doing the hand choreo. 😂
Video proof of #1 since it happened 10 years ago yesterday. (I make no apologies for the shit quality — it was 2015, man.)
June 17, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Video proof of #1 since it happened 10 years ago yesterday. (I make no apologies for the shit quality — it was 2015, man.)
3. After we graduated college, we celebrated. 14 drinks deep, I still remember walking home with a friend and pulling out my phone to just tweet, “Bad.” I remember the whole night!
June 17, 2025 at 10:10 AM
3. After we graduated college, we celebrated. 14 drinks deep, I still remember walking home with a friend and pulling out my phone to just tweet, “Bad.” I remember the whole night!
Northwest Indiana showed up in Lake County today. 💪🏻
June 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Northwest Indiana showed up in Lake County today. 💪🏻
Not my dumb ass literally gasping when I saw Tae 🫣
June 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Not my dumb ass literally gasping when I saw Tae 🫣
KIM NAMJOON AND KIM TAEHYUNG WELCOME BACK!!!!!
June 10, 2025 at 12:11 AM
KIM NAMJOON AND KIM TAEHYUNG WELCOME BACK!!!!!
As is tradition: the yearly cake for MY birthday and The Threadnought’s birthday.
June 7, 2025 at 12:16 AM
As is tradition: the yearly cake for MY birthday and The Threadnought’s birthday.
Not just Bsky, but YOU! And KUSK!
May 30, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Not just Bsky, but YOU! And KUSK!