Philip
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I guess I just like liking things.
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Matt does such good writing that doesn't involve movie tie-in meals. Please read those so he can be free of this curse
I know it is always meant in a nice way, but this is the cruelest thing people tweet at me on a regular basis.
I saw a commercial for this menu yesterday and immediately thought of you.
December 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Matt does such good writing that doesn't involve movie tie-in meals. Please read those so he can be free of this curse
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The way you know die hard and Batman returns are Christmas movies is that they take place during Christmas time and have Christmas imagery and Christmas related events and settings. If you’re debating this at all it’s probably a Christmas movie. Most movies contain zero Christmas.
December 4, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The way you know die hard and Batman returns are Christmas movies is that they take place during Christmas time and have Christmas imagery and Christmas related events and settings. If you’re debating this at all it’s probably a Christmas movie. Most movies contain zero Christmas.
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Yes Virginia There Is A Santa Claus is one of the most based editorials of all time. A grownass man telling a kid "hey your friends don't fuck with magic? They actually suck believing in cool shit is dope actually"
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Yes Virginia There Is A Santa Claus is one of the most based editorials of all time. A grownass man telling a kid "hey your friends don't fuck with magic? They actually suck believing in cool shit is dope actually"
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That's right... Harrison Ford
You know who was also a carpenter and spoke truth to power 🤔
December 3, 2025 at 12:04 AM
That's right... Harrison Ford
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When someone asks me who the starting QB for the Dallas Cowboys was from 2006-2015 but I’m having a stroke:
Here, also, this ad was running in every break during the Michigan game
November 29, 2025 at 11:10 PM
When someone asks me who the starting QB for the Dallas Cowboys was from 2006-2015 but I’m having a stroke:
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ACAB: all cops are band members
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
ACAB: all cops are band members
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thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
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An industrious gal comes to a remote place, only to find herself drawn to the quirky folks she meets and eventually becomes one of them? Darlin', that's a Hallmark movie.
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
Is John Carpenter’s THE THING A Christmas Movie? Have Your Say
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
dlvr.it
November 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
An industrious gal comes to a remote place, only to find herself drawn to the quirky folks she meets and eventually becomes one of them? Darlin', that's a Hallmark movie.
The next Bond that comes out will be the first Bond ever that doesn’t work for Queen Elizabeth II
November 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
The next Bond that comes out will be the first Bond ever that doesn’t work for Queen Elizabeth II
Just realized I went on vacation and never changed from my Halloween name
November 24, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Just realized I went on vacation and never changed from my Halloween name
When there’s no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the earth, Charlie Brown
Is it safe, Charlie Brown?
We’re going to need a bigger boat, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 AM
When there’s no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the earth, Charlie Brown
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By god that's Norman Osborn's music
Empire State Building wearing its pumpkin costume.
November 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
By god that's Norman Osborn's music
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goddammit i have to work late in the lab tonight
October 31, 2025 at 1:33 PM
goddammit i have to work late in the lab tonight
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Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
October 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
“Did you know that [franchise] and [franchise] are ACTUALLY in the same universe???”
No. No they’re not. It was a fun little Easter egg. Not everything is lore
No. No they’re not. It was a fun little Easter egg. Not everything is lore
October 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
“Did you know that [franchise] and [franchise] are ACTUALLY in the same universe???”
No. No they’re not. It was a fun little Easter egg. Not everything is lore
No. No they’re not. It was a fun little Easter egg. Not everything is lore
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i need all the "waaaaa i hate winter" people to shut the hell up because it's 91 degrees out at the end of fucking october and i need you complainers to stop manifesting the mass ecological destruction of global warming. put on a jacket while you still can
October 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
i need all the "waaaaa i hate winter" people to shut the hell up because it's 91 degrees out at the end of fucking october and i need you complainers to stop manifesting the mass ecological destruction of global warming. put on a jacket while you still can