Shay Hoffman
shayhoffman.bsky.social
Shay Hoffman
@shayhoffman.bsky.social
What excellent boiled potatoes.
I read a blog post from Grace Atwood about evolving style (she’s a millennial) and one of her Gen Z assistants was helping her adopt more new silhouettes. In the process, she said, “I think your generation (millennials) is really focused on looking smaller, when mine is not.”

CLOCKED 😫
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Muppet Pride and Prejudice 💯
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 5:49 AM
The Night Circus or Devil in the White City
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Say what you will about Biden, but I would bet every last dime in my bank account that he and Jill have already reached out to Caroline Kennedy and her family to make themselves available for anything.
November 23, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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don't threaten me with a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really good time
November 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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In normal democracy terms, we've in bad shape and things are getting worse.

In consolidated authoritarianism terms, we're doing pretty well, as the regime is haphazard, meeting resistance, and growing increasingly unpopular.

Depends on one's perspective. I started using the latter standard in Jan.
It is good to see the pushback on Trump lead to real losses for him. But it's hard to be optimistic when he still wields the enormous power of the presidency. ICE is still rampaging, HHS is harming people, the U.S. may be about to sell out Ukraine, the boat strikes...he's still doing so much damage.
November 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Yimakh shemo to every single senator who voted to confirm this, but especially Bill Cassidy. This is your legacy, asshole.

I will never forgive these people.
Just an absolutely gutting essay by Tatiana Schlossberg, a writer, mother of two young children, and cousin of RFK Jr who is dying of leukemia.

www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
November 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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Google has started automatically opting you in to let it read your stuff to train AI. You need to turn this off in SEVERAL places in your settings (not just for Gmail), if you want to maintain privacy and confidentiality.
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
Gmail can read your emails and attachments to train its AI, unless you opt out
A new Gmail update may allow Google to use your private messages and attachments for AI training. Here's how to turn it off.
www.malwarebytes.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM
No brain November. Please take it out.
we're all in agreement we gotta show this to the morning crowd right
November 22, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Me after spending time on Al Gore’s internet today:
November 22, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Sometimes I say the names of the people in this administration to myself before I fall asleep like Arya Stark.
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Okay now I believe that Clinton was able to convince him to do that
November 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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The opposite of the Moms for Liberty wave should get more attention
November 21, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Trump, who won Nevada by 3 points in 2024, is now underwater in his approval in the state by 15 points, per the new Emerson College poll. Trump has a 20-point net negative rating on his handling of the economy, and he has a net disapproval of 12 points for his handling immigration.
November 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
“Somehow the United States returned.”
somehow the crown we threw in the gutter is going to be waiting for us to pick it up when we're able
Much like USAid, if the rest of the world wanted to replace what the US has done for the last 80 years, they would have been doing it already
November 21, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Seeing a lot of folks who either don’t know what the usual numbers look like or who didn’t go look at the demographics and methodology and are treating this as a _meh_ data point when anything close to this would be earth-shaking. Believe it when you see it, etc, but these are GOP extinction numbers
Generic Ballot Polling Among White Voters:

🔵 Democrats: 50%
🔴 Republicans: 46%

Marist / Nov 13, 2025
November 21, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Oh please keep saying this. Repeat this every day. Please the libs will be so owned.
Today in alternate realities: Larry Kudlow says high prices and affordability are “a made up issue”
Larry Kudlow says high prices and affordability are “a made up issue”
www.mediamatters.org
November 21, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Been ranting to folks for a year now about how fucking obvious it’s been forever that the only way for Dems to break through in this media environment is to curse more and — how bout that! — this broke through the noise.
The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.

If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
November 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Keep doing this and keep burning your credibility fuckers
Man who will never have to worry about whether or not he can afford something he wants for the remainder of his life: "i dont see what the big deal is on this issue"
Fox host: I think affordability is greatly overrated
November 20, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I’ve said repeatedly that I’m determined to enjoy watching these idiots prove to the country how stupid they are.

I hope they keep it up.
Fox host: I think affordability is greatly overrated
November 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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28-74 on inflation. That’s digging into the Republican base.
November 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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When Trump shitposts like this and then nothing happens it makes him look incredibly weak instead of strong
Trump is calling for the six Democratic lawmakers who urged the military not to follow any illegal orders to be arrested, and he’s reposting replies saying they should be hanged and calling them terrorists.
November 20, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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there were multiple different countdown clocks until the Olsen twins turned 18

reddit had its infamous 'jailbait' community online until late 2011

all of this shit was just out in the open, it was awful
I feel like maybe it’s a function of everyone online being born in 2002 but I don’t think most people realize how openly and explicitly pedophilic american culture was until like… maybe 10 years ago
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 20, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Timeline cleanser
November 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I need a cigarette after reading that, the schadenfreude was so intense.
November 19, 2025 at 5:41 PM