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What excellent boiled potatoes.
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Me after spending time on Al Gore’s internet today:
Yellow SpongeBob SquarePants leans his hand up against a wall while blowing his cheeks out and looking tired, standing on green grass
November 22, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Timeline cleanser
A floppy eared west highland white terrier stands on a light wood floor, looking at the camera.
November 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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I will never stay home.
A round sticker that says “I voted in Dallas county” on a gray t shirt with a gold necklace in the photo
November 5, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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It’s giving
Photo of Star Wars villain, Cad Bane, with red eyes and blue skin under a wide brimmed hat
September 17, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Screenshot of a post from Molly Ploofkins, South Florida television schedule, showing a circled showing of “Escape From Alcatraz” with the caption “guess what was on tv in south Florida on Saturday night…”
May 6, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Timeline cleanser:
A west highland white terrier 8 week old puppy, stretched out on a small decorative pillow, looking at the camera.
April 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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I mean…
Kate Middleton, in a red and white dress, bashfully smiles at Justin Trudeau upon meeting.
April 7, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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I always receive this comic within a few hours of leaving town.
Four-window comic of a purple dinosaur wearing headphones, playing a Nintendo switch, saying “Girlfriend’s away for the weekend” in the first, “I can do whatever I want!” In the second, looking sad in the third; and saying “I want to hang out with my girlfriend” in the fourth.
March 29, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Reference from Fight Club
March 12, 2025 at 6:44 PM