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Grumbles the technomancer & their seven canopteks. Looks like a lowly warrior, uses a bone whip. Is it the Flayer curse, cryptothralldom by forbidden autonomous spirits, or something else? The Necron make do.

(OC inspired by Nate Crowley's stories. CC & thank you @glitterbrawl.bsky.social!)
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Passing Through · 2020
October 4, 2023 at 4:48 AM
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mr beast is terrorizing my flock
December 5, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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i'm hunting the most dangerous beast of all, the mr.
December 5, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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nothing people do impresses me but everything a chimp does is the most impressive thing in the world
December 4, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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Your hands are covered in little men. And the little men can make you sick if you don’t give them a bath. Sometimes they make other people sick too. Please give the little men a bath! I’m not crazy! Just listen to me! Bathe the little men on your hands! This is real! Get the men wet, you fools!
December 3, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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3. Sato didn't /intend/ for the queer reading of Romeo but girls will be girls.
4. Kozo was known as the "Cry Master" for his speciality in crying scenes.
5. Sato thinks those whippersnappers aren't putting the same amount of dedication and love into their work.
December 4, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Consider the following before adopting a Manticore for your family
December 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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"Resurrection"
September 22, 2023 at 2:48 PM
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While I'm at it, have some melee weapons
December 3, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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walking my fish
November 23, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Prehistoric Monsters
Hong Kong
1960s-1970s
Cheap knockoffs/bootlegs of MARX plastic dinosaurs
Often found in cheaper still cardboard header bags of ubiquitous dime store dinos sometimes with fantastic Kaiju knockoffs called Chinasaurs or Pachisaurs that spawned some D&D monsters
#VintageToyTuesday
December 3, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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There's a couple reasons so many IWW songs are set to the tunes of hymns and one is that the Salvation Army Band would show up and try to stop workers organizing by playing hymns to drown out speeches, so the Wobblies came up with words so they could sing along. SA has been trash all along.
It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.
December 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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October 26, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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Very rough, approximate size comparisons to our wonderful, 6’ intern, Who-man. This was tough because there is very little literature to go off of to estimate body sizes for a lot of these creatures. Many of these were stated as having “X% larger elements than x living relative”.
December 2, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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This is beyond revolting. Very good work from DW
December 2, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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Imagine what they're doing we don't know about.

Gophers, moles, burrowing owls, who knows what they get up to under there.
December 2, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Going to send this to people as an insult
December 2, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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December 1, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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The gun will wait. The lake will wait. The tall gall in the small seductive vial will wait will wait: will wait a week: will wait through April. You do not have to die this certain day. Death will abide, will pamper your postponement.
December 1, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Thanksgiving is over so you know what that means
December 1, 2024 at 12:52 AM
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That's really more of a saint thing. Like oh yeah that's St. Mollyanne, she's the patron saint of nursing aides and snooker for some reason.
the Michelin man is kinda like a Greek god in the sense that he presides over tires and which restaurants are good
November 30, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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the Michelin man is kinda like a Greek god in the sense that he presides over tires and which restaurants are good
November 30, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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I kind of like the idea that Mr. Beast *is* the Antichrist, and he's been making it increasingly on the nose because he finds it impossible to get anyone to notice him
November 30, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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i am not a christian but i have no idea why there isn't some big panic about a guy called "mr. beast" amassing tremendous amounts of fame and influence by literally getting people to do dangerous and degrading things
November 30, 2025 at 4:51 AM