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Andy
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2025 World Champion Dishwasher

🌎 Tacoma, WA | {he/him}
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2025 Reading Thread

I will try to thread this time

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raked some leaves. please clap.
November 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
abusing photomojis of my daughter in my texts with my wife. it's really embarrassing. pathetic.
November 21, 2025 at 4:05 AM
trying out some new strats for putting a baby to sleep
November 19, 2025 at 3:38 AM
who up eating taleggio rn?
November 18, 2025 at 9:34 PM
love to clean the toilets and then have to take a big dump 2 hours later
November 18, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Reposted by Andy
KIRO 7 ran an article and two TV pieces on the theft of a box truck full of arcade PCBs, artwork, and machines from my workplace yesterday. If anyone in the Seattle area sees someone offloading a ton of CPS2/NAOMI/Neo Geo PCBs, stuff of that nature, please reach out.

www.kiro7.com/news/local/g...
GAME OVER: $25k+ of tech stolen from Kent arcade
Tens of thousands of dollars worth of vintage video game equipment was stolen from a Kent arcade this week.
www.kiro7.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Eddington was pretty good. That's your Andy Movie Review.
November 15, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Texting my therapist and my gastroenterologist: "It's amazing how much shit we keep inside us."
November 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
up in the bathroom huffing saline solution
November 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Reposted by Andy
the coward new york times would never want you to know this
November 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
the virgin specialty coffee seeker vs the chad store brand coffee enjoyer
November 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
used to keep my unread book stack pretty reasonable (10-12 books), but it has grown to ridiculous size over the laste few months
November 12, 2025 at 12:04 AM
When is someone gonna do it?
November 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Babies are like "let me roll from my back to my stomach, the position i fucking hate and love to scream about, and if you return me to my back, I'm gonna roll over again immediately"
November 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Upwards of 5% of drivers in the greater Seattle metro area are just permanently driving around at night with their brights on
November 10, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Mountain big
November 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Belgian monks explaining spirituality:
Sometimes all you need is 7-8 cold beers
November 8, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Is putting your infant under a giant pile of pillows for sleeping approved by pediatricians? Is Yubaba on some advanced shit?
November 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I know it's a bit chicken/egg to call this a Superstore bit, but this is a Superstore bit
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.

They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.

If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."

🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
We are the 2/3rds ✊🏻
Real estate investors, both individual and institutional, bought one-third of all single-family residential properties sold in the second quarter of 2025.

That is an increase from 27% in the first quarter, and the highest percentage in the last five years, per CNBC
November 7, 2025 at 11:05 PM
dads will say some shit like "mind over matter" but won't sit down and have a serious discussion about dualism with you smdh
November 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
can check
November 7, 2025 at 12:47 AM
it's about to be Karl Over
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November 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
i was gifted this book and i gotta say folks i am not enjoying it
now reading
November 6, 2025 at 4:05 AM