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Crippled Giraff Decals
@crippledgiraff.bsky.social
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Artist, Designer, Decal-Monger. I draw Monsters, Mutants, and Machines!

He/Him

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Crippled Giraff Decals @crippledgiraff.bsky.social · 28d
It's Cold Outside!

The whole store is 10% off orders over $20! Use the code WNTR25!

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Winter Sale 10% off orders over $20! Use code WNTR25 at checkout
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kendrawcandraw.bsky.social
Drawing a big-titty goth girl getting railed by a demon on the hood of a sports car the night before I start my new office temp job like I’m smoking my last cigarette in front of a firing squad
January 6, 2026 at 1:24 AM
crippledgiraff.bsky.social
Fully dislocated my shoulder dancing
hillarymonahan.bsky.social Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 14h
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.

😅
January 6, 2026 at 1:15 AM
crippledgiraff.bsky.social
Wait is it CES season already?
January 6, 2026 at 12:25 AM
crippledgiraff.bsky.social
AAAAAGGGHHHHAAAARERRRRRRGGGGGHHHHAAAAHHHH
andycruns.bsky.social Andy Clark, Nerdling Herder @andycruns.bsky.social · 12h
What are you doing with that pillow?
January 5, 2026 at 8:52 PM
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rawdawgcomics.bsky.social
The ride never ends
January 5, 2026 at 8:36 PM
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theotimegm.bsky.social
Moving out tomorrow, I could use some funds so who wants a comm ? ^^"
I'm gonna crash on a friend's couch until I find a dayjob and an appart.
theotimegm.bsky.social Theo 🏳️‍🌈🌙 Comms Open @theotimegm.bsky.social · Apr 9
Comm's open:

B&W sketch: 60€
Full Body Lineart: 120€
Full Body Color: 140-180€ (depending on details)

Can draw fantasy, armor, scifi and mecha characters. Contact me by email at theotime.galmiche@gmail.com after reading ToS below. Payment by paypal.
January 5, 2026 at 7:45 PM
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artisticoutlaw.com
Banner train!!
January 5, 2026 at 6:56 PM
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spectralidax.bsky.social
January 5, 2026 at 7:18 AM
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benfleuter.bsky.social
More monsters I designed for Aether Nexus.
January 5, 2026 at 5:12 PM
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fulsvamp.bsky.social
"hey you can't do that"
"watch me, lol"
A black and white illustration of a doe biting the head of a Wolf, the wolf is staring up and the doe with a wide open mouth.
January 5, 2026 at 4:59 PM
crippledgiraff.bsky.social
You ever think that maybe back in the people went to and though you know I guess it really just like it was before in the
January 5, 2026 at 4:36 PM
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kirioth.bsky.social
Store Anniversary models revealed & they're GREAT!

youtu.be/Y7icX4vbxyc
January 5, 2026 at 4:35 PM
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garybirdshirt.bsky.social
me when I get you

#art
Drawing of an axe knight cresting a hill
October 24, 2023 at 4:44 PM
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ianpaulsieren.bsky.social
#pdxwhips #graffiti #tags #streetart
January 5, 2026 at 5:37 AM
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eclecticclay.com
I will have:

-SO MANY EELS
-Commission pre-orders
-Finished pieces, both fan art and original
-Brother Gregor! He belongs to @ascalaphid.com and is still a WIP.
Clay sculpture of three garden eels in the colors of the lesbian pride flag. They are smiling, poking out of clay sand along with bits of coral. The entire figure sits in a delicate white teacup, held by a hand in front of a sun-dappled forest. Clay sculpture of two fursonas dancing together romantically on a grass field. The bride, on the left, is a red demonic rabbit with blank white eyes, small white horns, and a y-shaped incision on her chest. She wears a long-sleeved, flowing white dress. The groom, on the right, is a red panda with a very large, fluffy tail. He wears a dark charcoal suit, white shirt, and green tie. Clay sculpture of an anthropomorphic blue ox. They wear a green shirt, brown breeches, and a belted, ragged apron. They are wiping out a wooden bowl with a grey rag and smiling gently. Blurry photo of an incomplete clay sculpture of an anthropomorphic garial - an alligator-like creature with a comically long snout. The figure is in profile. From the waist down it appears to be wearing a roughly spun brown robe. From the waist up it is a mishmash of smeared clay colors, culminating in a fully finished head in profile.
January 5, 2026 at 2:33 PM
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eclecticclay.com
*school bus departs*

All right, let's get this year started, at least business-wise.

Excited/alarmed to realize I will be at @ane.boston in a week and a half! You can find me and all my clay shenanigans at D32. My booth looks like this!
Photo of Eclectic Clay's booth setup, featuring lots of colorful clay characters and a large banner with an anthro cardinal at the center of an adventuring group. Nina is behind the table, on their phone. How very millennial of them.
January 5, 2026 at 2:33 PM
crippledgiraff.bsky.social
I have read some of the most frustrating takes this morning.
January 5, 2026 at 2:06 PM
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tankpotzoe.bsky.social
This time of year really sucks for picking up commissions but even a single figure or squad commission would help me out massively, so dm me or send me and email for a quote.
tankpotzoe.bsky.social Zoë; commissions open! @tankpotzoe.bsky.social · Oct 17
Hello! I’m Zoë, shortstack queer goblin and U.K. based miniature commission painter. Get in touch if you’re interested in getting minis painted! #paintingminiatures #warhammercommunity #warmongers
#commissionsopen
January 5, 2026 at 1:18 PM
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chamonkee.bsky.social
I really need to find an excuse to play Lady Bugglesworth the Thirteenth.
A gnomish cavalrywoman... yes she does ride a giant bug :)
A gnome woman wearing armor enamelled with lady bug markings.
January 5, 2026 at 12:23 PM
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diceyjune.bsky.social
some heads for those with more of an... aerial disposition.

#DiceyJuneMinis
3d sculpt of pilot head with visor up 3d sculpt of pilot head with visor down
January 5, 2026 at 11:38 AM
crippledgiraff.bsky.social
I think this weekend has demonstrated how Twitter/ Bluesky drives people fucking insane.
January 5, 2026 at 12:00 PM
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ymmotsamoht.bsky.social
#warhammer40000 #oldhammer #warhammercommunity
Space Marine 2nd edition rulebook (Epic 40k) Orks with a battlewagon. Some of the orks look like they are inspecting damage on the vehicle while the others are mucking about. Art by Paul Bonner
January 3, 2026 at 8:58 PM
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ymmotsamoht.bsky.social
#oldhammer #warhammercommunity #warhammer40000
imperial guard advance with a land raider by Paul Bonner
December 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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jabba00.bsky.social
Close-ups on this page were gold. Armour details, glyph panels, and the banner art begged to be copied with a shaky brush at home. We all tried. None of us nailed it.

#Oldhammer #Warhammer #PaintingMiniatures #90s #orks
December 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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jabba00.bsky.social
Richard Lawrence’s commended vehicle along the bottom of this page is a reminder that realism had a place too — weathering, markings, stowage. A grounded counterpoint to all the bright hero pieces.

#Oldhammer #Warhammer40000 #GoldenDemon #Classic40K
December 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM