Crippled Giraff Decals
@crippledgiraff.bsky.social
Artist, Designer, Decal-Monger. I draw Monsters, Mutants, and Machines!
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Opening up commissions. I'd like to draw some mecha/ machines or monsters for you! I am also an experienced miniature concept artist.
Inquire via DM!
Inquire via DM!
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I think this is probably the first time in two years where I've actively enjoyed making something
I'm going to have so much fun doing all the writing for this silly stuff
I'm going to have so much fun doing all the writing for this silly stuff
February 11, 2026 at 2:48 AM
I think this is probably the first time in two years where I've actively enjoyed making something
I'm going to have so much fun doing all the writing for this silly stuff
I'm going to have so much fun doing all the writing for this silly stuff
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Decided the rat ogors were a little too inelegant for my lions of jabir so they're defecting to the heretic legion where they'll become beautiful war wolves
Ofc it's gonna involve lots of sculpting 🫠
#trenchcrusade #kitbash #hereticlegion
Ofc it's gonna involve lots of sculpting 🫠
#trenchcrusade #kitbash #hereticlegion
February 11, 2026 at 4:31 AM
Decided the rat ogors were a little too inelegant for my lions of jabir so they're defecting to the heretic legion where they'll become beautiful war wolves
Ofc it's gonna involve lots of sculpting 🫠
#trenchcrusade #kitbash #hereticlegion
Ofc it's gonna involve lots of sculpting 🫠
#trenchcrusade #kitbash #hereticlegion
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build these. i'm not joking. the more I read history the more I read how often hiding spaces save lives.
A dresser inside a museum in New York City has been discovered as a secret stop on the Underground Railroad — the first of its kind discovered in Manhattan in over 100 years
February 11, 2026 at 4:38 AM
build these. i'm not joking. the more I read history the more I read how often hiding spaces save lives.
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explaining media and entertainment to people
No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
February 11, 2026 at 4:58 AM
explaining media and entertainment to people
They've got fully automated luxury space communism down there on Cyberstan.
February 11, 2026 at 5:01 AM
They've got fully automated luxury space communism down there on Cyberstan.
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we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
February 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
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Intertidal Market
February 10, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Intertidal Market
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Raspberry Blue Husky Fursuit Partial available now!A collab between myself and @starslikeroses.bsky.social (paws & tail)
Fully adjustable, glasses compatible, with non-fogging eye domes.
Comes with custom plush, handmade collar (leather or vegan), brush, belt, balaclava.
Will ship International.
Fully adjustable, glasses compatible, with non-fogging eye domes.
Comes with custom plush, handmade collar (leather or vegan), brush, belt, balaclava.
Will ship International.
February 10, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Raspberry Blue Husky Fursuit Partial available now!A collab between myself and @starslikeroses.bsky.social (paws & tail)
Fully adjustable, glasses compatible, with non-fogging eye domes.
Comes with custom plush, handmade collar (leather or vegan), brush, belt, balaclava.
Will ship International.
Fully adjustable, glasses compatible, with non-fogging eye domes.
Comes with custom plush, handmade collar (leather or vegan), brush, belt, balaclava.
Will ship International.
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in which we finally figure out what a G6 is:
February 10, 2026 at 5:06 PM
in which we finally figure out what a G6 is:
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good EPISODE. i FORCED my WIFE to listen to THE BIT about BIG LIZ she AGREED it was FUNNY
new EPISODE about EVERYONE'S FAVORITE LOCOMOTIVE with @garethdennis.uk
February 10, 2026 at 5:17 PM
good EPISODE. i FORCED my WIFE to listen to THE BIT about BIG LIZ she AGREED it was FUNNY
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![Comic. [2x2 chart. Top left quadrant: seem like dinosaurs x are dinosaurs. Silhouettes of dinosaurs stegosaurus, triceratops, tyrannosaurus, velociraptor, and long-neck dinosaur. Top right quadrant: seem like dinosaurs x are not dinosaurs. Silhouettes of mosasaur, quetzalcoatlus, dimetrodon, plesiosaur, and pteranodon. Bottom left quadrant: don’t seem like dinosaurs x are dinosaurs. Silhouettes of penguin, egret, ostrich, pigeon, falcon. Bottom right: don’t seem like dinosaurs x are not dinosaurs. Silhouettes of squirrel, stapler, plant, person, and bicycle.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihcxd5wcrrf5nxz3g4riglsrccbucmdns6kxrtmtj6gjgwqibp3fi@jpeg)
February 9, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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You can damage property, but you can’t assault or batter it.
February 10, 2026 at 1:18 PM
You can damage property, but you can’t assault or batter it.
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art is on the way . trust me
February 10, 2026 at 1:09 AM
art is on the way . trust me
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Been in an art funk so I went back to my roots and drew a knight lady 🙏
February 7, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Been in an art funk so I went back to my roots and drew a knight lady 🙏
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Just popped up a compilation of the last 10 shorts for those of you who prefer to watch shorts in a more longform way. Or just hate using the YouTube shorts feed. Either is fair.
youtu.be/UgQXu2Mp_mk
youtu.be/UgQXu2Mp_mk
Mini Showcase Compilation: Episodes 41-50
YouTube video by Snipe and Wib
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February 9, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Just popped up a compilation of the last 10 shorts for those of you who prefer to watch shorts in a more longform way. Or just hate using the YouTube shorts feed. Either is fair.
youtu.be/UgQXu2Mp_mk
youtu.be/UgQXu2Mp_mk
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Inside the crypt of a powerful karazadi noble. The ossuary niches here are built into a protective idol of a horned marmot, to deter the living and dead from interfering with the remains. Long bones are kept in the niche to the right, and fine bones gathered into a bronze reliquary on the left.
January 28, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Inside the crypt of a powerful karazadi noble. The ossuary niches here are built into a protective idol of a horned marmot, to deter the living and dead from interfering with the remains. Long bones are kept in the niche to the right, and fine bones gathered into a bronze reliquary on the left.
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It does feel insulting for users who jumped onto discord as it became available when skype started shitting the bed to prove they're not underage. Bitch I was of age when your app released.
Can you use the fact that my account is nine years old to figure this out or are we being stupid about it?
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month - all accounts set to "teen-appropriate experience" by default www.theverge.com/tech/875309/...
discord.com/press-releas...
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February 9, 2026 at 4:53 PM
It does feel insulting for users who jumped onto discord as it became available when skype started shitting the bed to prove they're not underage. Bitch I was of age when your app released.
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Headache
February 9, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Headache
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This is torture. The US is torturing children. Children whose words and whose art contain infinitely more humanity than the people keeping them detained.
5/ “I have already spent more than 60 days waking up eating the same repetitive meals…going to the doctor and that the only thing they tell you is to drink more water and the worst thing is that it seems like the water is what makes people sick here…”
From 12-year-old Ender, detained 60+ days
From 12-year-old Ender, detained 60+ days
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 PM
This is torture. The US is torturing children. Children whose words and whose art contain infinitely more humanity than the people keeping them detained.