Crippled Giraff Decals
@crippledgiraff.bsky.social
Artist, Designer, Decal-Monger. I draw Monsters, Mutants, and Machines!
He/Him
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Other Links!
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He/Him
Purchase Stickers; https://crippledgiraffdecals.bigcartel.com/
Other Links!
https://linktr.ee/crippled_giraffe
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Monster Truck (cute)
November 14, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Monster Truck (cute)
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Don't fall for it, parent company basically wants to use this platform as a fresh content mill to train AI models, which is why it's explicitly "Anti-AI"
Vine reboot called diVine has been launched 📱
• Funded by Jack Dorsey
• Includes over 100K videos from Vine's archive
• Users can upload 6-second videos
• AI-generated content is not allowed
• Funded by Jack Dorsey
• Includes over 100K videos from Vine's archive
• Users can upload 6-second videos
• AI-generated content is not allowed
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Don't fall for it, parent company basically wants to use this platform as a fresh content mill to train AI models, which is why it's explicitly "Anti-AI"
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Immigrants welcome. Mercenaries out.
You can get these stickers for as little as four cents apiece here:
store.crimethinc.com/collections/...
You can get these stickers for as little as four cents apiece here:
store.crimethinc.com/collections/...
Spotted on the LA River bank in Long Beach
November 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Immigrants welcome. Mercenaries out.
You can get these stickers for as little as four cents apiece here:
store.crimethinc.com/collections/...
You can get these stickers for as little as four cents apiece here:
store.crimethinc.com/collections/...
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#warhammer40k
grandma showed me her new mushroom
grandma showed me her new mushroom
November 13, 2025 at 6:49 AM
#warhammer40k
grandma showed me her new mushroom
grandma showed me her new mushroom
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Building sketches
November 13, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Building sketches
Triage is a competition. If you got sent back to the waiting room at the ER, you lost.
November 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Triage is a competition. If you got sent back to the waiting room at the ER, you lost.
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This piece is for sale! $500usd, DM me for info
November 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
This piece is for sale! $500usd, DM me for info
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COMMISSIONS OPEN!
Hey folks! I have some availability for commissions and would love to work on all sorts of projects! While I am mostly known for doing 40k art, that's not my only wheelhouse!
Send me a DM!
#commissionsopen
Hey folks! I have some availability for commissions and would love to work on all sorts of projects! While I am mostly known for doing 40k art, that's not my only wheelhouse!
Send me a DM!
#commissionsopen
November 3, 2025 at 2:09 PM
COMMISSIONS OPEN!
Hey folks! I have some availability for commissions and would love to work on all sorts of projects! While I am mostly known for doing 40k art, that's not my only wheelhouse!
Send me a DM!
#commissionsopen
Hey folks! I have some availability for commissions and would love to work on all sorts of projects! While I am mostly known for doing 40k art, that's not my only wheelhouse!
Send me a DM!
#commissionsopen
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Folks it pains me to ask so bluntly, but could anyone use some work doing by me? I've got to find income for three months until my next royalty payment, and I'm not having much luck.
November 13, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Folks it pains me to ask so bluntly, but could anyone use some work doing by me? I've got to find income for three months until my next royalty payment, and I'm not having much luck.
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Don't have the time for it but took the time anyways:
doodle
doodle
November 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Don't have the time for it but took the time anyways:
doodle
doodle
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how does one ask for kindness?
October 21, 2024 at 6:21 PM
how does one ask for kindness?
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November 13, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Punish The Villains
November 13, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Punish The Villains
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Vancouver's single commuter rail line is terrible on paper, with just 5 trains per day. But...it actually has insanely high ridership? What Canadian transit magic is at play here?! youtu.be/YlFzR5_3RWM
5 Trains a Day: How is Vancouver's Single Commuter Rail Line So Popular?!
I didn't think I'd be saying this about a five-times-a-day service, but there's some Canadian transit magic at play here! (Well, plus density near stations and extremely smart bus pulses.)
Check out…
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Vancouver's single commuter rail line is terrible on paper, with just 5 trains per day. But...it actually has insanely high ridership? What Canadian transit magic is at play here?! youtu.be/YlFzR5_3RWM
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Brother Oliverus. He's the first mini I ever painted, painted with some craft paints we found in old school supplies which were unopened but at least 10 years old. I'm working on getting different paints, don't worry.
November 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Brother Oliverus. He's the first mini I ever painted, painted with some craft paints we found in old school supplies which were unopened but at least 10 years old. I'm working on getting different paints, don't worry.
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Finished another project that had been languishing in my pile of shame.
Did my usual trick of painting completely different colours to the box art then deciding I hate it when I’m 1/2 way thru finishing them.
#WarhammerCommunity
#AdeptusMechanicus
#wh40k
#Nerdlings
Did my usual trick of painting completely different colours to the box art then deciding I hate it when I’m 1/2 way thru finishing them.
#WarhammerCommunity
#AdeptusMechanicus
#wh40k
#Nerdlings
November 12, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Finished another project that had been languishing in my pile of shame.
Did my usual trick of painting completely different colours to the box art then deciding I hate it when I’m 1/2 way thru finishing them.
#WarhammerCommunity
#AdeptusMechanicus
#wh40k
#Nerdlings
Did my usual trick of painting completely different colours to the box art then deciding I hate it when I’m 1/2 way thru finishing them.
#WarhammerCommunity
#AdeptusMechanicus
#wh40k
#Nerdlings
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insane to me that the only way we seem to be able to frame the epstein case is as a big cartoon hammer with which to bonk our enemies, rather than the horrors that were Actually experienced by its Actual victims
November 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
insane to me that the only way we seem to be able to frame the epstein case is as a big cartoon hammer with which to bonk our enemies, rather than the horrors that were Actually experienced by its Actual victims
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This piece is now up for sale! One of a kind spiked chain flail, all handmade by yours truly. $500 USD + free shipping within the US. DM to inquire, I'd be happy to provide more photos and measurements upon request.
November 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM
This piece is now up for sale! One of a kind spiked chain flail, all handmade by yours truly. $500 USD + free shipping within the US. DM to inquire, I'd be happy to provide more photos and measurements upon request.
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October 1, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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please stop showing me the AI beer jacket. how stupid are you people
November 12, 2025 at 2:12 PM
please stop showing me the AI beer jacket. how stupid are you people
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'sorry, you don't have a decade experience and intimate knowledge of 25 3D programs for this junior role. now if you'll excuse me, I need to use the shit art machine we paid 1 million dollars for, that doesn't do what we want and makes everyone mad'
November 12, 2025 at 9:46 AM
'sorry, you don't have a decade experience and intimate knowledge of 25 3D programs for this junior role. now if you'll excuse me, I need to use the shit art machine we paid 1 million dollars for, that doesn't do what we want and makes everyone mad'
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Delivering in the frozen moon.
November 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Delivering in the frozen moon.
It's a whole update and it's incredibly fucking ugly
November 12, 2025 at 11:19 AM
It's a whole update and it's incredibly fucking ugly