Septuagesima
septuagesima.bsky.social
Septuagesima
@septuagesima.bsky.social
Mostly here for the cat pictures. Trans. She/her.
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positing that the white smoke thing has always been a gender reveal. if they’d elected a male pope, it would have been blue. the reason the conclave takes so long is that it just takes a while to politely and discreetly identify which of the candidates is the “pope sex”
May 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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I have employed this technique, and it gets me a lot of what I want.
As a VO who also does medical videos I can confirm: also if you’re able to use medical terms very confidently, half the time they’ll assume you’re an doctor/nurse and actually treat you with respect.
This is my number one advice to UK residents if you ever become disabled, by the way. Learn how to channel that BBC English and your doctor will actually give you things you need.
March 5, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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hey.
July 7, 2023 at 4:43 PM
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November 24, 2024 at 1:46 AM
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I feel like this was the greatest celebrity post of all time because you initially want to make fun of it because we’re all irony poisoned jerks but the sheer scale of human compassion overwhelms it and you end up going yes Vincent I also want to help a pig see the stars for the first time
November 21, 2024 at 4:15 AM
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Fat Charizard
November 6, 2024 at 6:45 AM
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Wallace et Gromit : A Grand Day Out premiered 35 years ago today!

"To replenish their depleted supply of cheese, inventor Wallace and his dog Gromit travel to the moon in a homemade rocket-ship."
a cartoon character standing next to a dog with a basket
ALT: a cartoon character standing next to a dog with a basket
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2024 at 8:04 AM
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“how are we gonna explain to our kids that trans people exist”

how am I going to explain to mine that people like you exist
October 29, 2024 at 4:04 PM
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October 25, 2024 at 9:01 AM
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"View trans women as a type of woman first and foremost and never once theorise about their conditions in terms of proximity to manhood" is such a powerful tool for being correct on the subject, it's amazing how few people use it
October 24, 2024 at 11:08 AM
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October 14, 2024 at 10:07 PM
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I think it's become increasingly clear that the internet peaked with that video of Pokemons dancing to Orinoco Flow.
September 26, 2024 at 4:32 PM
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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
patreon.com/lowqualityfa...
September 8, 2024 at 11:53 PM
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September 6, 2024 at 9:20 AM
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last year NASA used a superconductor sensitive to single photons to download a video of a cat named Taters from deep space

likes and claps for Taters and the infrared laser that sent him
September 6, 2024 at 12:59 AM
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It's so embarrassing when you're staring into the abyss and you think the abyss is staring back into you but it's really staring into someone standing behind you.
September 2, 2024 at 4:16 AM
I guess this means that, one way or another, I like my games to involve a lot of reading.
September 3, 2024 at 2:22 AM
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DS9: the best trek to ever do it
August 30, 2024 at 2:04 PM
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One of the things that's amazing about DS9 is that they understand the Ferengi can be nails on a chalkboard, both to the other characters and the audience, and turn it into an actual thematic keystone. Like "Oh you believe in co-existence with other cultures, how about these awful dudes who suck?!?"
August 26, 2024 at 2:24 PM
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Yeah, Jim Carey should spend all his money funding our transitions as as penance.
August 27, 2024 at 2:59 PM
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"average spider eats 3 people a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average spider eats 0 people per year. Georg Spiders, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 peopl each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
nobody:
literally no one:
entomologists:
August 24, 2024 at 1:29 AM
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every tgirl needs to discover and follow an esoteric theological/philosophical tradition
August 22, 2024 at 7:10 PM
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August 12, 2024 at 11:57 AM
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"I was born a girl, I grew up a girl, I studied as a girl and I fought like a girl. Those who attacked me? Of course, they were enemies of glory. But, without them, my victory would not have been so satisfying." - Imane Khelif
August 11, 2024 at 11:32 AM