LA Goolb
@seanqua.bsky.social
Workin’ in tech (mostly against my will), livin’ for the next all-new episode of Chopped on the Food Network, hosted by Ted Allen
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Winning the Nothing is Everything Bowl and my players dump a gatorade cooler full of Skyrizi® on me, causing my skin and bowels to become superhumanly smooth
December 25, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Winning the Nothing is Everything Bowl and my players dump a gatorade cooler full of Skyrizi® on me, causing my skin and bowels to become superhumanly smooth
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“The grandma was RUNNING! In the street!”
December 24, 2023 at 8:27 PM
“The grandma was RUNNING! In the street!”
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Commentary: Ho, Ho, Ho! I’m Regrowing My Foreskin! https://theonion.com/ho-ho-ho-im-regrowing-my-foreskin-2/
December 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Commentary: Ho, Ho, Ho! I’m Regrowing My Foreskin! https://theonion.com/ho-ho-ho-im-regrowing-my-foreskin-2/
When I drove by this sign I thought it said HAM PLANTS for $9.99. My initial reaction is that it seemed like a good deal.
December 20, 2025 at 7:59 PM
When I drove by this sign I thought it said HAM PLANTS for $9.99. My initial reaction is that it seemed like a good deal.
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Them: "You spend your whole day scrolling"
Me: "It's my job. I'm a writer. Ideas are everywhere and I've curated my feed in order to find inspiration."
My feed:
Me: "It's my job. I'm a writer. Ideas are everywhere and I've curated my feed in order to find inspiration."
My feed:
December 19, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Them: "You spend your whole day scrolling"
Me: "It's my job. I'm a writer. Ideas are everywhere and I've curated my feed in order to find inspiration."
My feed:
Me: "It's my job. I'm a writer. Ideas are everywhere and I've curated my feed in order to find inspiration."
My feed:
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After we win we’re going to need someone to break up the tech companies.
December 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
After we win we’re going to need someone to break up the tech companies.
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Could a person with depression do this?! (grimly goes about activities of daily living)
December 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Could a person with depression do this?! (grimly goes about activities of daily living)
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This moment will not last and the important thing now is to figure out how we can build a better system/society. Central to that is making sure everyone from the top to the bottom is brought to actual justice.
December 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
This moment will not last and the important thing now is to figure out how we can build a better system/society. Central to that is making sure everyone from the top to the bottom is brought to actual justice.
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the culture peaked at tivo
December 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
the culture peaked at tivo
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It is fun to go to the movies
December 6, 2025 at 11:09 PM
It is fun to go to the movies
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they should let you give siri a minnesota accent
December 6, 2025 at 2:42 AM
they should let you give siri a minnesota accent
In times of grief or despair I find myself returning to the work of Leonard Bernstein. His work asks one of life’s profound questions, whose answer offers solace:
Who left Snoopy in the vestibule?
Who left Snoopy in the vestibule?
December 5, 2025 at 8:08 PM
In times of grief or despair I find myself returning to the work of Leonard Bernstein. His work asks one of life’s profound questions, whose answer offers solace:
Who left Snoopy in the vestibule?
Who left Snoopy in the vestibule?
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@rowleytowels.bsky.social as requested
December 3, 2025 at 11:12 PM
@rowleytowels.bsky.social as requested
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Insanely stupid and short-sighted choice. I didn't even know they were still trying to run this racket. You put more universities in danger with this shit you idiots!
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university
Full statement from NU below:
Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Insanely stupid and short-sighted choice. I didn't even know they were still trying to run this racket. You put more universities in danger with this shit you idiots!
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*Aqualung riff*
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
*Aqualung riff*
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there's that now-famous internet line about how climate change means watching clips of climate disasters on people's phones until you're the one filming it, and it feels like there's some parallel about watching fascist deportation goon squad videos until it's filmed on the streets you recognize
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 AM
there's that now-famous internet line about how climate change means watching clips of climate disasters on people's phones until you're the one filming it, and it feels like there's some parallel about watching fascist deportation goon squad videos until it's filmed on the streets you recognize
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No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
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Goddamn dude, just go ahead knock 25 percent off my 401k and get on with it, I can't take much more of this.
What if the A.I. bubble “is an inevitable part of developing and adopting a revolutionary tool that will fundamentally improve productivity and growth?” Mohamed El-Erian writes.
Opinion | A.I. Is a Bubble. Maybe That’s OK.
Investors’ excitement rightly reflects the potential transformation of the entire economy.
nyti.ms
November 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Goddamn dude, just go ahead knock 25 percent off my 401k and get on with it, I can't take much more of this.
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parents freed a hummingbird from a skylight with a coleus flower attached to a pole
November 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
parents freed a hummingbird from a skylight with a coleus flower attached to a pole
I have worked in corporate marketing for over a decade, so I can say with confidence: this is branding is transcendent.
November 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I have worked in corporate marketing for over a decade, so I can say with confidence: this is branding is transcendent.
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Look guys I’ve spent the last day playing this over and over again. Don’t read the comments first and stick it through to the second verse. It is in fact one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Look guys I’ve spent the last day playing this over and over again. Don’t read the comments first and stick it through to the second verse. It is in fact one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.
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i’m ready for something different than whatever the fuck this is
November 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
i’m ready for something different than whatever the fuck this is