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If they only knew how to zoom in, they might just be able to make out the red poppy too....
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 PM
If they only knew how to zoom in, they might just be able to make out the red poppy too....
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This video is brilliant: buff.ly/1zyTWmM
Seems a total slam dunk that owners of private jets should pay fuel duties. Doesn't it?
The answer is annoying.
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Seems a total slam dunk that owners of private jets should pay fuel duties. Doesn't it?
The answer is annoying.
Thread:
Private jets don't pay fuel tax. Now I don't either.
You pay fuel duty. Why don’t billionaires? This week, we launched WeWingAnyCar.com to help you qualify for the same tax breaks that private jets get.
Because tax loopholes shouldn’t just be for…
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November 8, 2025 at 9:34 AM
This video is brilliant: buff.ly/1zyTWmM
Seems a total slam dunk that owners of private jets should pay fuel duties. Doesn't it?
The answer is annoying.
Thread:
Seems a total slam dunk that owners of private jets should pay fuel duties. Doesn't it?
The answer is annoying.
Thread:
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That opening note is like a time machine.
November 5, 2025 at 3:29 PM
That opening note is like a time machine.
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The legend that is the Japanese Ambassador to the UK enjoying a bowl of Scouse in Liverpool
October 25, 2025 at 9:55 AM
The legend that is the Japanese Ambassador to the UK enjoying a bowl of Scouse in Liverpool
My wife pointed out that Mary Berry is never seen eating food. You'll see the spoon on its way to her mouth or her pretending to chew something but never the actual "insertion"
October 23, 2025 at 11:15 AM
My wife pointed out that Mary Berry is never seen eating food. You'll see the spoon on its way to her mouth or her pretending to chew something but never the actual "insertion"
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The government shutdown is especially tough on men, who are losing $1.00 for every 75¢ a woman loses.
October 22, 2025 at 9:46 AM
The government shutdown is especially tough on men, who are losing $1.00 for every 75¢ a woman loses.
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We’re just innocent men
October 20, 2025 at 5:58 PM
We’re just innocent men
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the US government has arrived on bluesky
October 18, 2025 at 10:00 AM
the US government has arrived on bluesky
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"You're gonna need a bigger bookshelf"
The Very Hungry Great White Shark is available now!
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The Very Hungry Great White Shark is available now!
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October 2, 2025 at 4:29 PM
"You're gonna need a bigger bookshelf"
The Very Hungry Great White Shark is available now!
www.lulu.com/shop/happy-t...
The Very Hungry Great White Shark is available now!
www.lulu.com/shop/happy-t...
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(solemnly) You've had mail.
September 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
(solemnly) You've had mail.
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Oh my god, they weren't kidding, I've just seen the warnings leaflet that comes with a box of Tylenol. How were they keeping this quiet?!
September 22, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Oh my god, they weren't kidding, I've just seen the warnings leaflet that comes with a box of Tylenol. How were they keeping this quiet?!
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Word of the Day is ‘snerdle’ (19th century): to stay warm and still beneath the covers for as long as humanly possible.
September 13, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Word of the Day is ‘snerdle’ (19th century): to stay warm and still beneath the covers for as long as humanly possible.
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Carlos Ezquerra
August 30, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Carlos Ezquerra
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Trumps says Europeans call him "The President of Europe". He must be going deaf if that's what he hears when people say "tangerine turd", "fat orange fuckwit", "bloviating manbaby" and "ignorant shithead".
August 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Trumps says Europeans call him "The President of Europe". He must be going deaf if that's what he hears when people say "tangerine turd", "fat orange fuckwit", "bloviating manbaby" and "ignorant shithead".
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Beef Wellington is just a sausage roll for cunts.
August 23, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Beef Wellington is just a sausage roll for cunts.
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From this day in 2012.
August 21, 2025 at 1:25 PM
From this day in 2012.
Name a non LOTR character who could resist the one ring.
August 18, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Name a non LOTR character who could resist the one ring.
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From this day in 2015.
August 18, 2025 at 7:20 AM
From this day in 2015.
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Good morning Bluesky !
August 14, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Good morning Bluesky !
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Slightly diminish a band:
The palliative Care
The palliative Care
August 13, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Slightly diminish a band:
The palliative Care
The palliative Care
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Nirvana's Nevermind cover but the baby is Baby Sinclair from the 90s sitcom Dinosaurs
As requested by Morgan
As requested by Morgan
August 13, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Nirvana's Nevermind cover but the baby is Baby Sinclair from the 90s sitcom Dinosaurs
As requested by Morgan
As requested by Morgan
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From this month's edition of The Onion.
August 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
From this month's edition of The Onion.
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Not just one, a triptych.
August 5, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Not just one, a triptych.