Stormy Daniels did say he liked to pretend that small things were bigger than they were.

Christmas adverts with loads of snow seem a bit off as I'm sat here in a T-shirt

"We can't trust you to manage your own finances so we'll keep hold of your money in our bank account so you don't have to worry"

Gong to spend time with his family, growing concrete.

That keyboard hurts my fingers just by looking at it

Deranged, simply deranged.

The people who complain most about the 20mph speed limit on some Welsh roads strangely don't appear to live in Wales.

Wasn't there an episode of Discovery where the universal translator went wrong and someone was speaking Welsh? Remember the Netflix subtitles showing it as (speaks gibberish) too

Yeah but I'm still kind of enjoying it. Few good bits such as the post credits scene with Spock teaching the Vulcan chap about humans and a few bad bits such as the "oh no, we killed Americans!" hand-wringing but on the whole it's still ticking the box.

I propose that the town of Clacton be renamed to Washington DC.