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An extremely satisfying set of videos is coming in a few years.
I’m currently outside of the Kennedy Center:
December 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Still cool how it’s just impossible to stop him from doing any of this
I’m currently outside of the Kennedy Center:
December 19, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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i am begging you to stop posting the screenshot of it.
December 15, 2025 at 4:23 PM
LET THE CORPSES TAN @ Alamo Drafthouse in Denver. The kind of movie where theater-quality *sound* is hugely important.

Guy in audience mimicking the way the lawyer says “Mr. Cogburn” in TRUE GRIT.

I threw up the first time I saw AVATAR, but I had a migraine and can’t reasonably blame Jim Cameron.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?

Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I’m enjoying the roasts of QT for running his mouth as much as anyone, but, well, yeah, this was *the* way to sell a non-martial arts Hong Kong film to American audiences in the nineties. How else was it supposed to look?
this is a tangent to that but look at the copy of chungking express i had on tape. ol boy said i know what we need to do for my edition of this one of the best and most beautiful movies, stick my mr potato head with the little beady raisin eyes up in the corner looking like muppet baby rondo hatton
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I completely forgot to post that I watched 56 Up (2012) at the end of November, maintaining my every-seven-months pace. Each installment presents a bigger sandbox for the editor, and Kim Horton does some great work with this one.
It’s time for 49 Up (2005), the first installment of the widescreen TV era.
I’m watching the second part of 42 Up tonight.
December 5, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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December 4, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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who is following you dorks that you feel the need to repeatedly post that mtg is not on the side of the angels. it feels like spending a lot of time telling people not to eat hams they find on the ground
November 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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I really think that the best way to stop an intellectually anemic stylistically milquetoast bad-faith paycheck troll from winning is to stop turning every quarter-assed essay he publishes into the quote-tweet Super Bowl, but by all means, keep fighting your battle as you see fit
November 14, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Also, they are *lying*.
Something I find very funny is people periodically talking about how Sabrina Carpenter "isn't hot to men", as if heterosexual male fans are the audience her career depends on. I thought we had all understood 'women mostly dress up for themselves, or for women' but looks like we've forgotten again.
November 7, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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As others have pointed about PREDATOR: BADLANDS, the entirety of Terrence Malick's filmography works with "PREDATOR:" in front of it.
November 6, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Wow it turns out the entire country is not permanently reactionary because Trump won an election by 1.5%
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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setting a 72-hour timer. this is the NYC LIB OUT ZONE. everyone gets a free pass for expressing enthusiasm for electoral politics in this carefully delineated window. post about the power of voting!!! cry over a schmaltzy campaign video!!!! allow a brief flutter of hope in ur rotted soul!!!!
November 4, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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His wife making the “huh, how about that” face is also very funny bsky.app/profile/c-so...
Mamdani was unaware Dick Cheney had died when I asked just now:
November 4, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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October 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Obvious to say this, but the actual function of the smear job isn't to make us ask about his aunt, it's to show us the words "hijab" and "9/11" in a headline with his photo.
October 28, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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(shot of referee under the hood, looking at video)

analyst: "He's watching feet."
October 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Stark Sands finishing his bowl of cereal and then pausing to observe, “Well, that was very good.”
October 25, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Hit a milestone upon completing the last episode of FLASH GORDON’S TRIP TO MARS last night
October 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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was just skimming through old footage and found this ruthless moment in 1970s baseball broadcasting
October 25, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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oh yeah what's he gonna do, get lost in a mine at me
damn this is the most disrespectful shit ever written about Gandalf
Gandalf basically a competent fireworks designer who loses his big magical duel to an ecological terrorist and in his most iconic moment gets ankle-lassoed by a dude too fat to cross a bridge
October 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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“Hi, I’m running for Senate, and I will not rest until you’ve seen my whole body”
October 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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hey y'all, just mulling over today's events and wondering, if someone was going to blackmail you with information that would destroy your life if exposed, what would that information be, how much money do you make, and what's the easiest way to get in touch with you?
October 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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i need you self-centered lazy jackoffs to start using alt text so it's already muted every time you go viral posting a screenshot of bait
October 19, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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I didn't take pics but the feeling of being in a group of people with no visible beginning or end was so thrilling. The opposite of online anomie, and a living counterpoint to the wary, isolated, compartmentalized world the shitheads want to make. It's simple and obvious I guess but it means a lot.
Sorry to be corny but the aerial shots of these crowds are almost indescribably moving and hopeful
October 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM