Timothy Schwarzauer
@schwatd.bsky.social
Leftist redneck from Mississippi and now NC. Brewing beer and making wine in a barn for a non profit brewery and winery is a lot better than wearing a suit all day in a Federal Courthouse
Pinned
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A Trump supporter started murdering his way through an assassination list of Democratic law makers FIVE MONTHS AGO. He murdered my colleague Melissa Hortman, and her husband Mark — and attempted to assassinate my dear friend John Hoffman and his wife Yvette. I was also on the hit list. WTF
November 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
A Trump supporter started murdering his way through an assassination list of Democratic law makers FIVE MONTHS AGO. He murdered my colleague Melissa Hortman, and her husband Mark — and attempted to assassinate my dear friend John Hoffman and his wife Yvette. I was also on the hit list. WTF
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The problem is you can't simultaneously make them where they are helpful and useful and also won't hallucinate ill shit in front of children
Sales of AI-enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives
Sales of AI-enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives | CNN Business
Sales of an artificial intelligence-enabled plush toy have been suspended after it was found that it engaged in conversation around sexually explicit topics and offered potentially dangerous advice.
www.cnn.com
November 20, 2025 at 11:31 AM
The problem is you can't simultaneously make them where they are helpful and useful and also won't hallucinate ill shit in front of children
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SINCE THIS HAS COME UP AGAIN...
WHAT TO DO IF YOU FIND YOURSELF THE TARGET OF A FEDERAL INVESTIGATION.
WHAT TO DO IF YOU FIND YOURSELF THE TARGET OF A FEDERAL INVESTIGATION.
two men in suits and ties with a fbi badge on their jacket
Alt: you should be so lucky to meet Agents Winchester and Winchester
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 11:06 PM
SINCE THIS HAS COME UP AGAIN...
WHAT TO DO IF YOU FIND YOURSELF THE TARGET OF A FEDERAL INVESTIGATION.
WHAT TO DO IF YOU FIND YOURSELF THE TARGET OF A FEDERAL INVESTIGATION.
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Your first step, do not pass go, do not collect $200, is to go to your chosen attorney and LAWYER UP.
The second thing you should do is immediately SHUT THE FUCK UP about the case or anything related to it, to anyone except your attorney. No not your spouse. Not your mommy. JUST YOUR ATTORNEY.
The second thing you should do is immediately SHUT THE FUCK UP about the case or anything related to it, to anyone except your attorney. No not your spouse. Not your mommy. JUST YOUR ATTORNEY.
November 18, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Your first step, do not pass go, do not collect $200, is to go to your chosen attorney and LAWYER UP.
The second thing you should do is immediately SHUT THE FUCK UP about the case or anything related to it, to anyone except your attorney. No not your spouse. Not your mommy. JUST YOUR ATTORNEY.
The second thing you should do is immediately SHUT THE FUCK UP about the case or anything related to it, to anyone except your attorney. No not your spouse. Not your mommy. JUST YOUR ATTORNEY.
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ICE employee among 16 men arrested in Bloomington sex trafficking sting, police say.
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Hodges said during a press conference Tuesday. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Hodges said during a press conference Tuesday. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
ICE employee among 16 men arrested in Bloomington sex trafficking sting, police say
According to Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges, officers started the three-day sting on Nov. 5. They used several methods to find people who were attempting to solicit a 17-year-old girl for sex.
www.cbsnews.com
November 18, 2025 at 11:59 PM
ICE employee among 16 men arrested in Bloomington sex trafficking sting, police say.
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Hodges said during a press conference Tuesday. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Hodges said during a press conference Tuesday. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
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Hiding in the woods like bitches
People from North Carolina don’t play; they’ll find out about North Carolina very soon.
People from North Carolina don’t play; they’ll find out about North Carolina very soon.
November 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Hiding in the woods like bitches
People from North Carolina don’t play; they’ll find out about North Carolina very soon.
People from North Carolina don’t play; they’ll find out about North Carolina very soon.
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Earlier this year, Trump fired a Democrat on the Nuclear Regulatory Commission without cause, an unprecedented move.
13 Dems just voted to advance Trump's pick to fill the vacancy.
Coons
Duckworth
Heinrich
Kelly
King
Klobuchar
Ossoff
Padilla
Warner
Warnock
Welch
Whitehouse
13 Dems just voted to advance Trump's pick to fill the vacancy.
Coons
Duckworth
Heinrich
Kelly
King
Klobuchar
Ossoff
Padilla
Warner
Warnock
Welch
Whitehouse
November 19, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Earlier this year, Trump fired a Democrat on the Nuclear Regulatory Commission without cause, an unprecedented move.
13 Dems just voted to advance Trump's pick to fill the vacancy.
Coons
Duckworth
Heinrich
Kelly
King
Klobuchar
Ossoff
Padilla
Warner
Warnock
Welch
Whitehouse
13 Dems just voted to advance Trump's pick to fill the vacancy.
Coons
Duckworth
Heinrich
Kelly
King
Klobuchar
Ossoff
Padilla
Warner
Warnock
Welch
Whitehouse
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Fifteen-year-old Miguel Vazquez was one of the people who took off running when federal agents arrived. “I thought, ‘Wait, why am I running? I’m a citizen,’” Vazquez said.
newrepublic.com/post/203321/...
newrepublic.com/post/203321/...
ICE Agents Raid a Church With No Explanation
Operation “Charlotte’s Web” continues.
newrepublic.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Fifteen-year-old Miguel Vazquez was one of the people who took off running when federal agents arrived. “I thought, ‘Wait, why am I running? I’m a citizen,’” Vazquez said.
newrepublic.com/post/203321/...
newrepublic.com/post/203321/...
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not suspicious at all
Nearly two weeks of surveillance footage from the Broadview ICE Detention Center has been "irretrievably destroyed" and cannot be produced as evidence in a lawsuit against the government over abhorrent conditions there:
www.404media.co/two-weeks-of...
www.404media.co/two-weeks-of...
Two Weeks of Surveillance Footage From ICE Detention Center ‘Irretrievably Destroyed’
"Defendants have indicated that some video between October 19, 2025 and October 31, 2025 has been irretrievably destroyed and therefore cannot be produced on an expedited basis or at all."
www.404media.co
November 18, 2025 at 3:05 PM
not suspicious at all
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According to the car wash owner, agents arrested employees before they could obtain their documentation from their work lockers. So many were likely here legally.
Here's hoping this article on Zac boasting about how he ruined some immigrants' lives follows him around for a very long time.
Here's hoping this article on Zac boasting about how he ruined some immigrants' lives follows him around for a very long time.
BU College Republicans president says he called ICE to ‘detain these criminals’ at Allston Car Wash
The president of Boston University College Republicans wrote on X he called the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement requesting it detain employees at Allston Car Wash, the site of a Nov. 4 raid w...
dailyfreepress.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
According to the car wash owner, agents arrested employees before they could obtain their documentation from their work lockers. So many were likely here legally.
Here's hoping this article on Zac boasting about how he ruined some immigrants' lives follows him around for a very long time.
Here's hoping this article on Zac boasting about how he ruined some immigrants' lives follows him around for a very long time.
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Supreme Court suggests that Kim Davis go fuck herself and/or one of her 37 ex-husbands.
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Supreme Court suggests that Kim Davis go fuck herself and/or one of her 37 ex-husbands.
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If you're a fed who lives in Virginia @kaine.senate.gov keeps pointing tot he RIF reversals etc as the thing that got him to go along.
You're still furloughed and his offices are all local. He should be facing a wave of pissed off feds today at his offices telling him "stop doing us favors Tim!"
You're still furloughed and his offices are all local. He should be facing a wave of pissed off feds today at his offices telling him "stop doing us favors Tim!"
November 10, 2025 at 1:25 PM
If you're a fed who lives in Virginia @kaine.senate.gov keeps pointing tot he RIF reversals etc as the thing that got him to go along.
You're still furloughed and his offices are all local. He should be facing a wave of pissed off feds today at his offices telling him "stop doing us favors Tim!"
You're still furloughed and his offices are all local. He should be facing a wave of pissed off feds today at his offices telling him "stop doing us favors Tim!"
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When you have no language for, or reject the concept of, what SHOULD be, it turns out that everything that happens feels inevitable and any outcome you can claim you had a hand in feels like success!
That's bad! That's really, really bad!
That's bad! That's really, really bad!
November 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
When you have no language for, or reject the concept of, what SHOULD be, it turns out that everything that happens feels inevitable and any outcome you can claim you had a hand in feels like success!
That's bad! That's really, really bad!
That's bad! That's really, really bad!
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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By giving in, Democrats have accomplished nothing other than ensuring many Americans had to work for weeks without pay and others had their SNAP benefits delayed. All for what? So they will be bankrupted by their insurance premiums in January.
Huge fail.
Huge fail.
Democrats fold on biggest government shutdown demand
"It's been six weeks," one senator said.
www.axios.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:45 AM
By giving in, Democrats have accomplished nothing other than ensuring many Americans had to work for weeks without pay and others had their SNAP benefits delayed. All for what? So they will be bankrupted by their insurance premiums in January.
Huge fail.
Huge fail.
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Heritage is just cartoonishly evil. Just the worst scum on the face of the planet.
1/ The US Government has quietly removed a memorial to Black soldiers who died in World War II from the Netherlands American Cemetery in Margraten, South Limburg. The move follows a complaint from the right-wing Heritage Foundation to the American Battle Monuments Commission. ⬇️
November 10, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Heritage is just cartoonishly evil. Just the worst scum on the face of the planet.
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Yeah, they are. But given discretion (prosecutorial and judicial) and the rise of fascism, giving the powers that be more of an ability to suppress your speech isn’t going to result in the suppression of the fascists’ speech. Not in the U.S. of A.
November 9, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Yeah, they are. But given discretion (prosecutorial and judicial) and the rise of fascism, giving the powers that be more of an ability to suppress your speech isn’t going to result in the suppression of the fascists’ speech. Not in the U.S. of A.
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Every time I get to feeling better about humanity's chances, someone has to fuck it up by not understanding the difference between something being legal and something be moral.
Fucking idiots.
Fucking idiots.
November 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Every time I get to feeling better about humanity's chances, someone has to fuck it up by not understanding the difference between something being legal and something be moral.
Fucking idiots.
Fucking idiots.
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The Senate exists for the same reason that the ACA doesn't have a public option: it was negotiated to placate the necessary votes. Slave states were nervous about being beholden to public will so we massively over-elevated state representation. www.law.cornell.edu/constitution...
The Great Compromise of the Constitutional Convention
www.law.cornell.edu
November 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
The Senate exists for the same reason that the ACA doesn't have a public option: it was negotiated to placate the necessary votes. Slave states were nervous about being beholden to public will so we massively over-elevated state representation. www.law.cornell.edu/constitution...
It was a Nazi parade.
Evidently there was an Auschwitz-themed float in a Halloween parade in Pennsylvania.
The float was for a Catholic school, and to their credit the church immediately disavowed it.
Thing is, I don’t think high school kids did this entirely on their own. I’m guessing parents had to be involved.
The float was for a Catholic school, and to their credit the church immediately disavowed it.
Thing is, I don’t think high school kids did this entirely on their own. I’m guessing parents had to be involved.
November 1, 2025 at 2:23 PM
It was a Nazi parade.
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The problem with Democrats in the Biden era wasn’t the content of the domestic policies, it was the total failure to sell them and to understand, manage, and master the media environment, especially social media.
This right here, this exact sentence, is THE problem in American political journalism.
The IRA *was* cheap energy and good jobs! That was the whole bill! Democrats did precisely what political pundits are telling them to do and the pundits just ignore it.
The IRA *was* cheap energy and good jobs! That was the whole bill! Democrats did precisely what political pundits are telling them to do and the pundits just ignore it.
November 1, 2025 at 12:19 PM
The problem with Democrats in the Biden era wasn’t the content of the domestic policies, it was the total failure to sell them and to understand, manage, and master the media environment, especially social media.
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I’m sorry, if someone has a birth certificate that proves they were born here but a mobile app with face recognition software disagrees, they will side with the app?
What?
What?
New incredible detail here: ICE says a match in its facial recognition app Mobile Fortify is a "definitive" determination of a person's status, and that this overrides birth certificates. This is an app ICE is using in the field to scan people
www.404media.co/ice-and-cbp-...
www.404media.co/ice-and-cbp-...
October 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I’m sorry, if someone has a birth certificate that proves they were born here but a mobile app with face recognition software disagrees, they will side with the app?
What?
What?
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After they had him locked up for a month for quoting the President's dismissal of a school shooting in response to Kirk's murder.
BREAKING: Charges against Larry Bushart over a meme quoting President Trump have been dropped: www.wkrn.com/news/charges...
October 29, 2025 at 7:29 PM
After they had him locked up for a month for quoting the President's dismissal of a school shooting in response to Kirk's murder.
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Some people have been frustrated with what they perceive as the courts’ extension of good faith and the presumption of regularity to the Federal agents kidnapping people in Chicago.
This is … not a judge who is giving grace.
This is … not a judge who is giving grace.
Bovino says he can get that to the court by Friday.
Reports about future uses of force and body-worn camera footage must be submitted to the court within 24 hours.
Ellis orders Bovino to report to her in person *EVERY DAY* at 4:30 p.m. to recap the events of the day.
Laughter erupts.
Reports about future uses of force and body-worn camera footage must be submitted to the court within 24 hours.
Ellis orders Bovino to report to her in person *EVERY DAY* at 4:30 p.m. to recap the events of the day.
Laughter erupts.
October 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Some people have been frustrated with what they perceive as the courts’ extension of good faith and the presumption of regularity to the Federal agents kidnapping people in Chicago.
This is … not a judge who is giving grace.
This is … not a judge who is giving grace.