Timothy Schwarzauer
@schwatd.bsky.social
Leftist redneck from Mississippi and now NC. Brewing beer and making wine in a barn for a non profit brewery and winery is a lot better than wearing a suit all day in a Federal Courthouse
Pinned
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Hey can someone subtract 7 from 220 and add it to 207, I’m not real good at math.
NEW: DHS appropriations bill funding ICE passes 220-207
7 Democrats voted YES on the bill:
- Jared Golden
- Marie Gluesenkamp Perez
- Henry Cuellar
- Tom Suozzi
- Laura Gillen
- Don Davis
- Vicente Gonzalez
One Republican voted NO: Thomas Massie
7 Democrats voted YES on the bill:
- Jared Golden
- Marie Gluesenkamp Perez
- Henry Cuellar
- Tom Suozzi
- Laura Gillen
- Don Davis
- Vicente Gonzalez
One Republican voted NO: Thomas Massie
January 22, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Hey can someone subtract 7 from 220 and add it to 207, I’m not real good at math.
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#BREAKING: Federal jury finds Chicago man NOT GUILTY of offering $10K for the murder of U.S. Border Patrol Cmdr. Gregory Bovino.
The trial of Juan Espinoza Martinez was the first to result from “Operation Midway Blitz”: chicago.suntimes.com/live/closing...
The trial of Juan Espinoza Martinez was the first to result from “Operation Midway Blitz”: chicago.suntimes.com/live/closing...
January 22, 2026 at 10:07 PM
#BREAKING: Federal jury finds Chicago man NOT GUILTY of offering $10K for the murder of U.S. Border Patrol Cmdr. Gregory Bovino.
The trial of Juan Espinoza Martinez was the first to result from “Operation Midway Blitz”: chicago.suntimes.com/live/closing...
The trial of Juan Espinoza Martinez was the first to result from “Operation Midway Blitz”: chicago.suntimes.com/live/closing...
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The Yalies are at it again. ALJs can’t sign search or arrest warrants.
JD Vance: "Nobody is talking about doing immigration enforcement without a warrant. We're talking about different types of warrants that exist in our system. Typically in the immigration system, those are handled by administrative law judges. So we're talking about getting warrants from them."
January 22, 2026 at 8:16 PM
The Yalies are at it again. ALJs can’t sign search or arrest warrants.
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Immigration "administrative law judges" are not judges. They are DOJ employees reporting to the Attorney General
JD Vance: "Nobody is talking about doing immigration enforcement without a warrant. We're talking about different types of warrants that exist in our system. Typically in the immigration system, those are handled by administrative law judges. So we're talking about getting warrants from them."
January 22, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Immigration "administrative law judges" are not judges. They are DOJ employees reporting to the Attorney General
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There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy
Minnesota: "School officials say the [5-year-old] child was used as bait. They say [ICE] agents made little Liam knock on the door to ask to be let in in order to see if anyone else was home."
January 22, 2026 at 2:27 AM
There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy
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This is 100% FALSE. Immigration judges do NOT play any role in issuing administrative warrants. They are generated and signed by ICE officers themselves. ICE’s own training materials say they can’t be used for a search of a home!
Here’s a blank warrant form. Note who signs it.
Here’s a blank warrant form. Note who signs it.
January 22, 2026 at 8:05 PM
This is 100% FALSE. Immigration judges do NOT play any role in issuing administrative warrants. They are generated and signed by ICE officers themselves. ICE’s own training materials say they can’t be used for a search of a home!
Here’s a blank warrant form. Note who signs it.
Here’s a blank warrant form. Note who signs it.
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"I'm with the executive branch. This warrant, issued by the executive branch, says I can enter your home"
January 22, 2026 at 8:38 PM
"I'm with the executive branch. This warrant, issued by the executive branch, says I can enter your home"
This works very well with Christmas movies.
Home Alone with Big Naturals
Elf with Big Naturals
Die Hard with Big Naturals
Home Alone with Big Naturals
Elf with Big Naturals
Die Hard with Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
January 22, 2026 at 5:20 PM
This works very well with Christmas movies.
Home Alone with Big Naturals
Elf with Big Naturals
Die Hard with Big Naturals
Home Alone with Big Naturals
Elf with Big Naturals
Die Hard with Big Naturals
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You know what law was intended to prevent state legal regimes from racially profiling families and abducting children who might be caught without a parent? The Civil Rights Act of 1866. You know, the law to dismantle the Black Codes.
Just saw on KARE 11 that this boy was sent to a detainment facility in Texas and that his family didn't know his whereabouts for almost 24 hours.
This picture making the rounds on reddit, Columbia Heights. I'm not OK.
January 21, 2026 at 11:32 PM
You know what law was intended to prevent state legal regimes from racially profiling families and abducting children who might be caught without a parent? The Civil Rights Act of 1866. You know, the law to dismantle the Black Codes.
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If you live in the triangle and you haven’t yet done your grocery trip in anticipation of the winter storm, I regret to inform you that it is probably already too late.
January 22, 2026 at 4:19 PM
If you live in the triangle and you haven’t yet done your grocery trip in anticipation of the winter storm, I regret to inform you that it is probably already too late.
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Tell that to the people violently dragging people from their homes, gassing and pepper spraying protestors, and otherwise behaving violently. We learned the first time around that we don't get to choose if protests stay peaceful - cops do, and they love to riot.
Violence only helps Trump & may provide him an excuse to further trample our rights by invoking the Insurrection Act.
January 22, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Tell that to the people violently dragging people from their homes, gassing and pepper spraying protestors, and otherwise behaving violently. We learned the first time around that we don't get to choose if protests stay peaceful - cops do, and they love to riot.
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There's a Nuremberg, PA. If we start building the infrastructure now, it could be ready Jan. '29
January 21, 2026 at 9:25 PM
There's a Nuremberg, PA. If we start building the infrastructure now, it could be ready Jan. '29
The only real response to this is the Castle Doctrine of your home state.
🚨HOLY CRAP. An ICE whistleblower just revealed a secret memo authorizing ICE officers to break into homes without a judicial warrant, which DHS's own legal training materials say is unconstitutional!
ICE then hid the memo from the public, passing it along by word of mouth and private conversation.
ICE then hid the memo from the public, passing it along by word of mouth and private conversation.
January 22, 2026 at 2:31 PM
The only real response to this is the Castle Doctrine of your home state.
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Hung a guy at Nuremburg for doing this, FYI. Not "a thing like this" but literally this, exactly.
January 21, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Hung a guy at Nuremburg for doing this, FYI. Not "a thing like this" but literally this, exactly.
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A Cuban migrant held in solitary confinement at an immigration detention facility in Texas died after guards held him down, according to an autopsy report released Wednesday that ruled the death a homicide. n.pr/49xRXVf
Autopsy finds Cuban immigrant in ICE custody died of homicide due to asphyxia
A Cuban migrant held in solitary confinement at an immigration detention facility in Texas died after guards held him down, according to an autopsy report released Wednesday that ruled the death a homicide.
n.pr
January 22, 2026 at 6:23 AM
A Cuban migrant held in solitary confinement at an immigration detention facility in Texas died after guards held him down, according to an autopsy report released Wednesday that ruled the death a homicide. n.pr/49xRXVf
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So in addition to using Serial Home Invader techniques using kidnapped children, ICE is replicating the Saskatoon Freezing Serial Killings aka the "Starlight Tours"
🚨"Theyr're dumping people in the woods" - Medical workers are flagging potential cases of federal agents releasing injured detainees in the most inhumane method possible. LIVE NOW⬇️
January 22, 2026 at 1:23 AM
So in addition to using Serial Home Invader techniques using kidnapped children, ICE is replicating the Saskatoon Freezing Serial Killings aka the "Starlight Tours"
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the ability to be saccharine and helpful while disarmingly passive aggressive is a skill finely honed in the service industry, you see
January 18, 2026 at 1:10 PM
the ability to be saccharine and helpful while disarmingly passive aggressive is a skill finely honed in the service industry, you see
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friendly neighborhood barred attorney telling you to never put your ID on your phone
iPhone driver’s licenses: Here are all the states working on support
iPhone driver’s licenses: Here are all the states working on support
At WWDC 2021, Apple announced support for adding driver’s licenses and state IDs to Apple Wallet. Since then, over a dozen states in the United States have rolled out support for the platform.
As that number continues to grow, here’s where driver’s licenses and state IDs could come next …
more…
9to5mac.com
January 20, 2026 at 9:42 PM
friendly neighborhood barred attorney telling you to never put your ID on your phone
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The cold reality people don't want to acknowledge (or candidly admit) is that ICE is a rogue lawless secret federal sturmpolizei waging a campaign of state terror on immigrants and citizens who support immigrants.
They have murdered multiple people in camps and the streets.
Abolish. Raze.
They have murdered multiple people in camps and the streets.
Abolish. Raze.
Mamdani: "I am in support of abolishing ICE. What we see is an entity that has no interest in fulfilling its stated reason to exist. We're seeing a government agency that is supposed to be enforcing some kind of immigration law, but instead what it's doing is terrorizing people."
January 20, 2026 at 5:41 PM
The cold reality people don't want to acknowledge (or candidly admit) is that ICE is a rogue lawless secret federal sturmpolizei waging a campaign of state terror on immigrants and citizens who support immigrants.
They have murdered multiple people in camps and the streets.
Abolish. Raze.
They have murdered multiple people in camps and the streets.
Abolish. Raze.
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For those who don't know the regs, there are restrictions on the amount of cash one can bring into most countries ($10K USD), but there are very few restrictions on the amount one can send outside. So where we have 2 people, there has been not even a regulatory offense committed.
January 20, 2026 at 12:30 AM
For those who don't know the regs, there are restrictions on the amount of cash one can bring into most countries ($10K USD), but there are very few restrictions on the amount one can send outside. So where we have 2 people, there has been not even a regulatory offense committed.
This is ethnic cleansing and genocide.
I’ve been writing Popular Information for 8 years, and this is one of the most important stories I’ve ever published. This is a humanitarian crisis that has gone unreported.
ICE has stopped paying for detainee medical treatment
ICE halted payments in October, and the situation will persist for at least several more months
popular.info
January 20, 2026 at 1:55 PM
This is ethnic cleansing and genocide.
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I’ve been writing Popular Information for 8 years, and this is one of the most important stories I’ve ever published. This is a humanitarian crisis that has gone unreported.
ICE has stopped paying for detainee medical treatment
ICE halted payments in October, and the situation will persist for at least several more months
popular.info
January 20, 2026 at 1:47 PM
I’ve been writing Popular Information for 8 years, and this is one of the most important stories I’ve ever published. This is a humanitarian crisis that has gone unreported.
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When I'm the next Bexar County District Attorney we will investigate and indict ICE agents who step out of their duty and commit crimes
Criminal defense attorney Shannon Locke has come under fire for saying he would prosecute ICE if elected District Attorney.
Bexar County DA candidate defends his plans to prosecute ICE after criticism from legal community
Criminal defense attorney Shannon Locke speaks during a Bexar County District Attorney debate at Our Lady of the Lake University over the weekend.
www.sacurrent.com
January 19, 2026 at 11:22 PM
When I'm the next Bexar County District Attorney we will investigate and indict ICE agents who step out of their duty and commit crimes
CNN gone full white supremacist.
January 19, 2026 at 9:18 PM
CNN gone full white supremacist.