Timothy Schwarzauer
@schwatd.bsky.social
Leftist redneck from Mississippi and now NC. Brewing beer and making wine in a barn for a non profit brewery and winery is a lot better than wearing a suit all day in a Federal Courthouse
Pinned
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Supreme Court suggests that Kim Davis go fuck herself and/or one of her 37 ex-husbands.
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Supreme Court suggests that Kim Davis go fuck herself and/or one of her 37 ex-husbands.
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If you're a fed who lives in Virginia @kaine.senate.gov keeps pointing tot he RIF reversals etc as the thing that got him to go along.
You're still furloughed and his offices are all local. He should be facing a wave of pissed off feds today at his offices telling him "stop doing us favors Tim!"
You're still furloughed and his offices are all local. He should be facing a wave of pissed off feds today at his offices telling him "stop doing us favors Tim!"
November 10, 2025 at 1:25 PM
If you're a fed who lives in Virginia @kaine.senate.gov keeps pointing tot he RIF reversals etc as the thing that got him to go along.
You're still furloughed and his offices are all local. He should be facing a wave of pissed off feds today at his offices telling him "stop doing us favors Tim!"
You're still furloughed and his offices are all local. He should be facing a wave of pissed off feds today at his offices telling him "stop doing us favors Tim!"
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When you have no language for, or reject the concept of, what SHOULD be, it turns out that everything that happens feels inevitable and any outcome you can claim you had a hand in feels like success!
That's bad! That's really, really bad!
That's bad! That's really, really bad!
November 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
When you have no language for, or reject the concept of, what SHOULD be, it turns out that everything that happens feels inevitable and any outcome you can claim you had a hand in feels like success!
That's bad! That's really, really bad!
That's bad! That's really, really bad!
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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By giving in, Democrats have accomplished nothing other than ensuring many Americans had to work for weeks without pay and others had their SNAP benefits delayed. All for what? So they will be bankrupted by their insurance premiums in January.
Huge fail.
Huge fail.
Democrats fold on biggest government shutdown demand
"It's been six weeks," one senator said.
www.axios.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:45 AM
By giving in, Democrats have accomplished nothing other than ensuring many Americans had to work for weeks without pay and others had their SNAP benefits delayed. All for what? So they will be bankrupted by their insurance premiums in January.
Huge fail.
Huge fail.
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Heritage is just cartoonishly evil. Just the worst scum on the face of the planet.
1/ The US Government has quietly removed a memorial to Black soldiers who died in World War II from the Netherlands American Cemetery in Margraten, South Limburg. The move follows a complaint from the right-wing Heritage Foundation to the American Battle Monuments Commission. ⬇️
November 10, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Heritage is just cartoonishly evil. Just the worst scum on the face of the planet.
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Yeah, they are. But given discretion (prosecutorial and judicial) and the rise of fascism, giving the powers that be more of an ability to suppress your speech isn’t going to result in the suppression of the fascists’ speech. Not in the U.S. of A.
November 9, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Yeah, they are. But given discretion (prosecutorial and judicial) and the rise of fascism, giving the powers that be more of an ability to suppress your speech isn’t going to result in the suppression of the fascists’ speech. Not in the U.S. of A.
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Every time I get to feeling better about humanity's chances, someone has to fuck it up by not understanding the difference between something being legal and something be moral.
Fucking idiots.
Fucking idiots.
November 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Every time I get to feeling better about humanity's chances, someone has to fuck it up by not understanding the difference between something being legal and something be moral.
Fucking idiots.
Fucking idiots.
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The Senate exists for the same reason that the ACA doesn't have a public option: it was negotiated to placate the necessary votes. Slave states were nervous about being beholden to public will so we massively over-elevated state representation. www.law.cornell.edu/constitution...
The Great Compromise of the Constitutional Convention
www.law.cornell.edu
November 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
The Senate exists for the same reason that the ACA doesn't have a public option: it was negotiated to placate the necessary votes. Slave states were nervous about being beholden to public will so we massively over-elevated state representation. www.law.cornell.edu/constitution...
It was a Nazi parade.
Evidently there was an Auschwitz-themed float in a Halloween parade in Pennsylvania.
The float was for a Catholic school, and to their credit the church immediately disavowed it.
Thing is, I don’t think high school kids did this entirely on their own. I’m guessing parents had to be involved.
The float was for a Catholic school, and to their credit the church immediately disavowed it.
Thing is, I don’t think high school kids did this entirely on their own. I’m guessing parents had to be involved.
November 1, 2025 at 2:23 PM
It was a Nazi parade.
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The problem with Democrats in the Biden era wasn’t the content of the domestic policies, it was the total failure to sell them and to understand, manage, and master the media environment, especially social media.
This right here, this exact sentence, is THE problem in American political journalism.
The IRA *was* cheap energy and good jobs! That was the whole bill! Democrats did precisely what political pundits are telling them to do and the pundits just ignore it.
The IRA *was* cheap energy and good jobs! That was the whole bill! Democrats did precisely what political pundits are telling them to do and the pundits just ignore it.
November 1, 2025 at 12:19 PM
The problem with Democrats in the Biden era wasn’t the content of the domestic policies, it was the total failure to sell them and to understand, manage, and master the media environment, especially social media.
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I’m sorry, if someone has a birth certificate that proves they were born here but a mobile app with face recognition software disagrees, they will side with the app?
What?
What?
New incredible detail here: ICE says a match in its facial recognition app Mobile Fortify is a "definitive" determination of a person's status, and that this overrides birth certificates. This is an app ICE is using in the field to scan people
www.404media.co/ice-and-cbp-...
www.404media.co/ice-and-cbp-...
October 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I’m sorry, if someone has a birth certificate that proves they were born here but a mobile app with face recognition software disagrees, they will side with the app?
What?
What?
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After they had him locked up for a month for quoting the President's dismissal of a school shooting in response to Kirk's murder.
BREAKING: Charges against Larry Bushart over a meme quoting President Trump have been dropped: www.wkrn.com/news/charges...
October 29, 2025 at 7:29 PM
After they had him locked up for a month for quoting the President's dismissal of a school shooting in response to Kirk's murder.
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Some people have been frustrated with what they perceive as the courts’ extension of good faith and the presumption of regularity to the Federal agents kidnapping people in Chicago.
This is … not a judge who is giving grace.
This is … not a judge who is giving grace.
Bovino says he can get that to the court by Friday.
Reports about future uses of force and body-worn camera footage must be submitted to the court within 24 hours.
Ellis orders Bovino to report to her in person *EVERY DAY* at 4:30 p.m. to recap the events of the day.
Laughter erupts.
Reports about future uses of force and body-worn camera footage must be submitted to the court within 24 hours.
Ellis orders Bovino to report to her in person *EVERY DAY* at 4:30 p.m. to recap the events of the day.
Laughter erupts.
October 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Some people have been frustrated with what they perceive as the courts’ extension of good faith and the presumption of regularity to the Federal agents kidnapping people in Chicago.
This is … not a judge who is giving grace.
This is … not a judge who is giving grace.
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Me: Talking about your active criminal case is bad.
Bro: I’m not incriminating myself!
Local police department deep in the comment section:
Bro: I’m not incriminating myself!
Local police department deep in the comment section:
October 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Me: Talking about your active criminal case is bad.
Bro: I’m not incriminating myself!
Local police department deep in the comment section:
Bro: I’m not incriminating myself!
Local police department deep in the comment section:
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Look at Mike Davis badmouthing the US military members
October 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Look at Mike Davis badmouthing the US military members
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This video from Portland is a metaphor for what is going on in America. ICE trying so hard to get Americans to cross a line and if they don't, dragging them across the line and violently attacking.
October 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
This video from Portland is a metaphor for what is going on in America. ICE trying so hard to get Americans to cross a line and if they don't, dragging them across the line and violently attacking.
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I cannot stress enough:
If you are helping hide kids from ICE
DO NOT POST ON SOCIAL MEDIA ABOUT HOW YOU ARE HELPING KIDS HIDE FROM ICE.
Especially do not describe where and how you helped kids hide from ICE under your own name from a verified account with the STREET AND TOWN!
Good Lord...
If you are helping hide kids from ICE
DO NOT POST ON SOCIAL MEDIA ABOUT HOW YOU ARE HELPING KIDS HIDE FROM ICE.
Especially do not describe where and how you helped kids hide from ICE under your own name from a verified account with the STREET AND TOWN!
Good Lord...
October 21, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I cannot stress enough:
If you are helping hide kids from ICE
DO NOT POST ON SOCIAL MEDIA ABOUT HOW YOU ARE HELPING KIDS HIDE FROM ICE.
Especially do not describe where and how you helped kids hide from ICE under your own name from a verified account with the STREET AND TOWN!
Good Lord...
If you are helping hide kids from ICE
DO NOT POST ON SOCIAL MEDIA ABOUT HOW YOU ARE HELPING KIDS HIDE FROM ICE.
Especially do not describe where and how you helped kids hide from ICE under your own name from a verified account with the STREET AND TOWN!
Good Lord...
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Mamdani is already getting the criminals out of NYC!
October 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Mamdani is already getting the criminals out of NYC!
The impossible standard of *checks notes* not getting a literal Nazi tattoo.
October 22, 2025 at 12:13 PM
The impossible standard of *checks notes* not getting a literal Nazi tattoo.
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Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.
October 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.
This is unreal.
EXCLUSIVE: One Saturday afternoon in October, my phone lit up with a notification.
I glanced down at the message.
“Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began.
So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies.
www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
I glanced down at the message.
“Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began.
So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies.
www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
October 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
This is unreal.
Literally had to walk out onto a public sidewalk and drag him inside so they could pursue trespassing charges.
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October 17, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Literally had to walk out onto a public sidewalk and drag him inside so they could pursue trespassing charges.