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Pleasant automated voice: Thank you for calling our customer service line that doesn't work. Did you know? You can also use our online customer service tool that doesn't work
January 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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The amateur poster panics and rushes to clarify his original post when the replies begin misconstruing it. Whereas the veteran does nothing because he is already working on his next post. His enemies are forever arguing with the wind
December 31, 2024 at 3:00 AM
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Anyone get a gift they didn't ask for... that you're beginning to grow fond of?
December 30, 2024 at 9:51 PM
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People on tiktok keep tagging me in videos of Venus and 747s, I’m tired.
December 27, 2024 at 3:47 PM
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Got fired from the LaCroix factory for spitting in a batch and giving it too much flavor.
December 28, 2024 at 1:21 AM
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no YOU’RE shitposting at 2:36am
December 27, 2024 at 8:36 AM
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(living in a country where the most successful people are obscenely rich and shameless perverts and psychopaths) Time to teach my children to be honest and study hard in school
December 26, 2024 at 8:45 PM
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why didn't the grinch just move. there's other caves
December 26, 2024 at 1:12 AM
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No, YOU put your phone down and spend time with my family!
December 24, 2024 at 12:58 PM
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Merry Xmas Eve EVE to those who celebrate. 🎅🎄☃️ 🎁❄️
December 23, 2024 at 9:07 PM
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The GOP Nativity scene:
No unwed mothers, Middle Eastern people, refugees, and obviously no wise men.
December 22, 2024 at 7:56 PM
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We don't call it Xbox in our house. We call it by it's full and proper name, Christbox.
December 22, 2024 at 10:37 PM
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December 22, 2024 at 2:56 PM
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Why do women wear flowers in their hair to work in the hell of a Tamil Nadu garment factory?
Why do unions know to check on a woman who stops wearing flowers?

tansyhoskins.org/factory-flow...
Factory flowers - beauty and survival in India’s garment factories
Defending the right to flowers
tansyhoskins.org
December 17, 2024 at 11:53 AM
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Homemade caramel popcorn.
December 21, 2024 at 8:58 PM
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yuh huh, your honor, even ask my mom
December 21, 2024 at 9:20 PM
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Hey, Takei got me! 🥰🥰
December 22, 2024 at 12:31 AM
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Just one time I want to hear someone say "He's the one" about me, and not finish it with "who was eating chili off the floor"
December 21, 2024 at 7:47 PM
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The amount of nothing I am about to do from now until January 2nd should be studied and catalogued in the Smithsonian.
December 21, 2024 at 7:42 PM
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seeing a couple of those “make sure you open your kids’ new games console and install updates before xmas” posts and yeah maybe a good tip for some but read the room i guess cos that would have made me sad, the setup and tinkering and ~anticipation~ was all part of the fun for me
December 21, 2024 at 11:19 AM
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Turning my red flags into must haves
December 22, 2024 at 1:42 AM
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mouthing “i can’t hear you” as i point to my ears that don’t even have headphones in
December 21, 2024 at 9:07 PM
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yule log? yeah, yule log off after reading the rest of my posts
December 22, 2024 at 1:02 AM
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are people named eugene allowed to wear denim
December 21, 2024 at 11:03 PM