Dan Douglas
@dandouglas.bsky.social
when j mascis upstages his early-2000s bandmates
February 20, 2026 at 11:07 AM
when j mascis upstages his early-2000s bandmates
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Kier Starmer has played a blinder here
February 20, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Kier Starmer has played a blinder here
“i’m glad the queen isn’t alive to see this” it’s okay, she’s watching from hell
February 20, 2026 at 10:50 AM
“i’m glad the queen isn’t alive to see this” it’s okay, she’s watching from hell
low-yield beta castle bravo brutally mogged by thermomaxxing tsar bomba
February 19, 2026 at 8:21 PM
low-yield beta castle bravo brutally mogged by thermomaxxing tsar bomba
tfw you go to bed wondering if the cctv camera outside your cell is turned on
February 19, 2026 at 7:58 PM
tfw you go to bed wondering if the cctv camera outside your cell is turned on
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Happy 12-year anniversary to my favourite broadcast subtitle mistake
And a happy year of the whores to you all
And a happy year of the whores to you all
February 17, 2026 at 9:25 AM
Happy 12-year anniversary to my favourite broadcast subtitle mistake
And a happy year of the whores to you all
And a happy year of the whores to you all
found a vintage Sneakers t-shirt
February 17, 2026 at 12:48 PM
found a vintage Sneakers t-shirt
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the year is 2012. you are buying a PC with 16GB of RAM. the year is 2023. you are buying a PC with 16GB of RAM. the year is 2036. you are buying a PC with 16GB of RAM. the year is 2042. you are
December 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM
the year is 2012. you are buying a PC with 16GB of RAM. the year is 2023. you are buying a PC with 16GB of RAM. the year is 2036. you are buying a PC with 16GB of RAM. the year is 2042. you are
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EVERY PALANTIR BIGWIG: i am evil. this is an evil company with expressly evil goals.
EVERY PALANTIR EMPLOYEE: [eating the 24 dollar erowhon strawberry] anyone else get a weird feeling in the pit of their stomach when they go in to the office
EVERY PALANTIR EMPLOYEE: [eating the 24 dollar erowhon strawberry] anyone else get a weird feeling in the pit of their stomach when they go in to the office
Palantir co-founder says it exists to kill communists.
February 16, 2026 at 1:24 PM
EVERY PALANTIR BIGWIG: i am evil. this is an evil company with expressly evil goals.
EVERY PALANTIR EMPLOYEE: [eating the 24 dollar erowhon strawberry] anyone else get a weird feeling in the pit of their stomach when they go in to the office
EVERY PALANTIR EMPLOYEE: [eating the 24 dollar erowhon strawberry] anyone else get a weird feeling in the pit of their stomach when they go in to the office
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lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard
February 14, 2026 at 11:47 PM
lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard
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It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this
February 14, 2026 at 9:53 AM
It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this
each time my rat brain reflexively opens facebook/instagram on my phone it throws up this screen with no way to bypass it and it’s a really cool development cos i realise what i’m doing is purely habitual so just quit out, never making the choice. haven’t used either app in weeks
February 14, 2026 at 10:00 AM
each time my rat brain reflexively opens facebook/instagram on my phone it throws up this screen with no way to bypass it and it’s a really cool development cos i realise what i’m doing is purely habitual so just quit out, never making the choice. haven’t used either app in weeks
such a lovely cool little documentary on the sound design in Bluey
Why Bluey Doesn’t Sound Like a Cartoon w/ Bluey’s Sound Designer
YouTube video by Dallas Taylor
youtu.be
February 13, 2026 at 6:47 PM
such a lovely cool little documentary on the sound design in Bluey
“hey, would you like a coffee? freshly ground this morning 🙂”
i wish you’d waited until i said yes to grind it but yeah okay that’s fine i guess
i wish you’d waited until i said yes to grind it but yeah okay that’s fine i guess
February 13, 2026 at 11:46 AM
“hey, would you like a coffee? freshly ground this morning 🙂”
i wish you’d waited until i said yes to grind it but yeah okay that’s fine i guess
i wish you’d waited until i said yes to grind it but yeah okay that’s fine i guess
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we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
February 13, 2026 at 3:12 AM
we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
maybe he was looksmaxxing all along
February 13, 2026 at 9:19 AM
maybe he was looksmaxxing all along
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this is somehow the most normal thing he's ever said
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 9:08 PM
this is somehow the most normal thing he's ever said
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“hey dude, how’s it going?”
yeah pretty good, i’ve started to get this kind of gnawing dread every time i throw a little piece of plastic in the bin and i vividly visualise billions of people doing the exact same thing for decades but other than that pretty good, how about you?
yeah pretty good, i’ve started to get this kind of gnawing dread every time i throw a little piece of plastic in the bin and i vividly visualise billions of people doing the exact same thing for decades but other than that pretty good, how about you?
February 12, 2026 at 7:29 PM
“hey dude, how’s it going?”
yeah pretty good, i’ve started to get this kind of gnawing dread every time i throw a little piece of plastic in the bin and i vividly visualise billions of people doing the exact same thing for decades but other than that pretty good, how about you?
yeah pretty good, i’ve started to get this kind of gnawing dread every time i throw a little piece of plastic in the bin and i vividly visualise billions of people doing the exact same thing for decades but other than that pretty good, how about you?
honestly judge i’m as surprised as you are, never in a million years could i predict my pack of 10 fucking insane mutant cunt dogs might turn violent
February 12, 2026 at 1:46 PM
honestly judge i’m as surprised as you are, never in a million years could i predict my pack of 10 fucking insane mutant cunt dogs might turn violent
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go london greatest city in da woild baybee
February 11, 2026 at 10:12 PM
go london greatest city in da woild baybee
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YOU HAVE TWO MINUTES TO COMPLETE THIS MISSION, IF YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT IT, AND CAN MOVE 10KM IN THAT TIME.
February 11, 2026 at 4:07 PM
YOU HAVE TWO MINUTES TO COMPLETE THIS MISSION, IF YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT IT, AND CAN MOVE 10KM IN THAT TIME.
this too good to go is cracking me up, yes i do fancy 300 expiring coffee pods on a whim
February 11, 2026 at 4:05 PM
this too good to go is cracking me up, yes i do fancy 300 expiring coffee pods on a whim
