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Dan Douglas
@dandouglas.bsky.social
obscene low follower count boy

https://youtube.com/@danieldouglas
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February 12, 2026 at 5:54 PM
“hey dude, how’s it going?”
yeah pretty good, i’ve started to get this kind of gnawing dread every time i throw a little piece of plastic in the bin and i vividly visualise billions of people doing the exact same thing for decades but other than that pretty good, how about you?
February 12, 2026 at 7:29 PM
honestly judge i’m as surprised as you are, never in a million years could i predict my pack of 10 fucking insane mutant cunt dogs might turn violent
February 12, 2026 at 1:46 PM
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go london greatest city in da woild baybee
February 11, 2026 at 10:12 PM
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YOU HAVE TWO MINUTES TO COMPLETE THIS MISSION, IF YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT IT, AND CAN MOVE 10KM IN THAT TIME.
February 11, 2026 at 4:07 PM
this too good to go is cracking me up, yes i do fancy 300 expiring coffee pods on a whim
February 11, 2026 at 4:05 PM
keir starmer trying to put his wellies on but there’s a paedophile hiding in each one (“how did those get in there”), picks his coat up and several paedophiles scurry away (“oh for the love of god”), opens up his umbrella and multiple paedophiles fall out (“drat not them again”),
February 11, 2026 at 3:46 PM
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did a blog post about how i am gradually switching to linux. hashtag bitching hashtag moaning

www.joewintergreen.com/fuck-windows...
February 11, 2026 at 6:55 AM
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You're telling me that the goth anime girl babbling about "juicy starbursts" isn't actually setting the online world alight and there's only a small market for that?!
February 11, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Reform street team out in force today 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
February 11, 2026 at 12:13 PM
people claim WFH is bad for the economy but at least at home i’m only stealing company time instead of company time and massive amounts of company stationary
February 11, 2026 at 11:59 AM
environmental storytelling
February 11, 2026 at 11:20 AM
people have accused Duke Smoochem of “scope creep” and yes i am considering a stealth mission where you dump some carrier bags outside a charity shop
February 11, 2026 at 9:59 AM
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me when i shit myself in public but the next day i successfully do it all in the toilet
February 10, 2026 at 11:55 AM
age verification? *hums this tune*
February 10, 2026 at 12:06 PM
antlermaxxing to mog the low-tier stags until trophy hunter rifle crack spiked my cortisol, fuck
February 10, 2026 at 11:18 AM
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tangentially, viewing the source footage eric chahi made to create the rotoscoped graphics for another world make me sob like a baby. it's holy and pure to me.

youtu.be/oEjq_arY6Pw?...
February 10, 2026 at 10:18 AM
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I swear to god if any of you dorks help rehabilitate Wes fucking Streeting because he’s set himself up to look like a smol bean sensitive boi
I’m getting really sick of Peston’s shit.

#TheGreatNoticing
February 10, 2026 at 10:21 AM
he’s going to send only the most essential personnel to build his lunar colony (a handpicked dozen of the most 60-year-old billionaires imaginable and scores of girls on the cusp of sexual maturity)
February 10, 2026 at 10:04 AM
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Wes Streeting wants people to forget. Never let him forget.
February 5, 2026 at 8:58 AM
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irish government to require all pedestrians and cyclists to dress like this so that drivers will maybe look at them
February 5, 2026 at 9:25 AM
they should do a monkey film like the robbie williams one but for jarvis cocker and when he flashes his ass at the 1996 brit awards it’s all swollen and blue
February 5, 2026 at 9:22 AM
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good question
February 2, 2026 at 8:48 PM
britpop CD cover font
February 2, 2026 at 1:03 PM