Dan Douglas
@dandouglas.bsky.social
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It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this
February 14, 2026 at 9:53 AM
It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this
each time my rat brain reflexively opens facebook/instagram on my phone it throws up this screen with no way to bypass it and it’s a really cool development cos i realise what i’m doing is purely habitual so just quit out, never making the choice. haven’t used either app in weeks
February 14, 2026 at 10:00 AM
each time my rat brain reflexively opens facebook/instagram on my phone it throws up this screen with no way to bypass it and it’s a really cool development cos i realise what i’m doing is purely habitual so just quit out, never making the choice. haven’t used either app in weeks
such a lovely cool little documentary on the sound design in Bluey
Why Bluey Doesn’t Sound Like a Cartoon w/ Bluey’s Sound Designer
YouTube video by Dallas Taylor
youtu.be
February 13, 2026 at 6:47 PM
such a lovely cool little documentary on the sound design in Bluey
“hey, would you like a coffee? freshly ground this morning 🙂”
i wish you’d waited until i said yes to grind it but yeah okay that’s fine i guess
i wish you’d waited until i said yes to grind it but yeah okay that’s fine i guess
February 13, 2026 at 11:46 AM
“hey, would you like a coffee? freshly ground this morning 🙂”
i wish you’d waited until i said yes to grind it but yeah okay that’s fine i guess
i wish you’d waited until i said yes to grind it but yeah okay that’s fine i guess
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we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
February 13, 2026 at 3:12 AM
we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
maybe he was looksmaxxing all along
February 13, 2026 at 9:19 AM
maybe he was looksmaxxing all along
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this is somehow the most normal thing he's ever said
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 9:08 PM
this is somehow the most normal thing he's ever said
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“hey dude, how’s it going?”
yeah pretty good, i’ve started to get this kind of gnawing dread every time i throw a little piece of plastic in the bin and i vividly visualise billions of people doing the exact same thing for decades but other than that pretty good, how about you?
yeah pretty good, i’ve started to get this kind of gnawing dread every time i throw a little piece of plastic in the bin and i vividly visualise billions of people doing the exact same thing for decades but other than that pretty good, how about you?
February 12, 2026 at 7:29 PM
“hey dude, how’s it going?”
yeah pretty good, i’ve started to get this kind of gnawing dread every time i throw a little piece of plastic in the bin and i vividly visualise billions of people doing the exact same thing for decades but other than that pretty good, how about you?
yeah pretty good, i’ve started to get this kind of gnawing dread every time i throw a little piece of plastic in the bin and i vividly visualise billions of people doing the exact same thing for decades but other than that pretty good, how about you?
honestly judge i’m as surprised as you are, never in a million years could i predict my pack of 10 fucking insane mutant cunt dogs might turn violent
February 12, 2026 at 1:46 PM
honestly judge i’m as surprised as you are, never in a million years could i predict my pack of 10 fucking insane mutant cunt dogs might turn violent
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go london greatest city in da woild baybee
February 11, 2026 at 10:12 PM
go london greatest city in da woild baybee
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YOU HAVE TWO MINUTES TO COMPLETE THIS MISSION, IF YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT IT, AND CAN MOVE 10KM IN THAT TIME.
February 11, 2026 at 4:07 PM
YOU HAVE TWO MINUTES TO COMPLETE THIS MISSION, IF YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT IT, AND CAN MOVE 10KM IN THAT TIME.
this too good to go is cracking me up, yes i do fancy 300 expiring coffee pods on a whim
February 11, 2026 at 4:05 PM
this too good to go is cracking me up, yes i do fancy 300 expiring coffee pods on a whim
keir starmer trying to put his wellies on but there’s a paedophile hiding in each one (“how did those get in there”), picks his coat up and several paedophiles scurry away (“oh for the love of god”), opens up his umbrella and multiple paedophiles fall out (“drat not them again”),
February 11, 2026 at 3:46 PM
keir starmer trying to put his wellies on but there’s a paedophile hiding in each one (“how did those get in there”), picks his coat up and several paedophiles scurry away (“oh for the love of god”), opens up his umbrella and multiple paedophiles fall out (“drat not them again”),
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did a blog post about how i am gradually switching to linux. hashtag bitching hashtag moaning
www.joewintergreen.com/fuck-windows...
www.joewintergreen.com/fuck-windows...
February 11, 2026 at 6:55 AM
did a blog post about how i am gradually switching to linux. hashtag bitching hashtag moaning
www.joewintergreen.com/fuck-windows...
www.joewintergreen.com/fuck-windows...
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You're telling me that the goth anime girl babbling about "juicy starbursts" isn't actually setting the online world alight and there's only a small market for that?!
February 11, 2026 at 11:08 AM
You're telling me that the goth anime girl babbling about "juicy starbursts" isn't actually setting the online world alight and there's only a small market for that?!
Reform street team out in force today 🏴
February 11, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Reform street team out in force today 🏴
people claim WFH is bad for the economy but at least at home i’m only stealing company time instead of company time and massive amounts of company stationary
February 11, 2026 at 11:59 AM
people claim WFH is bad for the economy but at least at home i’m only stealing company time instead of company time and massive amounts of company stationary
environmental storytelling
February 11, 2026 at 11:20 AM
environmental storytelling
people have accused Duke Smoochem of “scope creep” and yes i am considering a stealth mission where you dump some carrier bags outside a charity shop
February 11, 2026 at 9:59 AM
people have accused Duke Smoochem of “scope creep” and yes i am considering a stealth mission where you dump some carrier bags outside a charity shop
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me when i shit myself in public but the next day i successfully do it all in the toilet
February 10, 2026 at 11:55 AM
me when i shit myself in public but the next day i successfully do it all in the toilet
age verification? *hums this tune*
February 10, 2026 at 12:06 PM
age verification? *hums this tune*
antlermaxxing to mog the low-tier stags until trophy hunter rifle crack spiked my cortisol, fuck
February 10, 2026 at 11:18 AM
antlermaxxing to mog the low-tier stags until trophy hunter rifle crack spiked my cortisol, fuck