canadian blondii ︎✌🏼
@savageblondii.bsky.social
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Every time I press reset password another brain cell gets its wings.
September 2, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Every time I press reset password another brain cell gets its wings.
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I am a full-time procrastinator.
November 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I am a full-time procrastinator.
most of you need to do some inner child work just saying
November 15, 2025 at 4:19 AM
most of you need to do some inner child work just saying
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Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
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Powerade has really perfected the flavor of Blue
November 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Powerade has really perfected the flavor of Blue
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misread the instructions and wrecked myself before I checked myself
November 15, 2025 at 1:52 AM
misread the instructions and wrecked myself before I checked myself
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I reserve the right to take back a fuck once given.
March 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I reserve the right to take back a fuck once given.
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Your shitposting is tearing this family apart.
October 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Your shitposting is tearing this family apart.
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I don’t have any answers, but I do have a few good questions.
October 29, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I don’t have any answers, but I do have a few good questions.
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I'll hold your hair back so you don't get any apocalypse on it.
November 9, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I'll hold your hair back so you don't get any apocalypse on it.
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why do storks only bring babies why can’t one bring me a cannoli
November 13, 2025 at 11:56 PM
why do storks only bring babies why can’t one bring me a cannoli
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using a vpn so no one knows i’m posting from the moon
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 AM
using a vpn so no one knows i’m posting from the moon
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"What would you bring to a desert island" a boat, motherfucker, we are in the middle of the ocean
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 PM
"What would you bring to a desert island" a boat, motherfucker, we are in the middle of the ocean
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could a depressed person do this? *posts again*
October 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
could a depressed person do this? *posts again*
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preemptively banning accounts just in case they get any crazy notions to actually post
October 6, 2025 at 3:09 PM
preemptively banning accounts just in case they get any crazy notions to actually post
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Transition is difficult because it requires a lot of patience and faith, the nerd virtues
November 14, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Transition is difficult because it requires a lot of patience and faith, the nerd virtues
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i would give you all the best french fries
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
i would give you all the best french fries
I feel like we’re watching like a really wild series on Netflix that’s about to have an insane season finale but it just keeps getting crazier and crazier every day without ending, but it’s actually just the United States of America
November 14, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I feel like we’re watching like a really wild series on Netflix that’s about to have an insane season finale but it just keeps getting crazier and crazier every day without ending, but it’s actually just the United States of America
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You're at Guns.
I need you at Roses.
I need you at Roses.
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
You're at Guns.
I need you at Roses.
I need you at Roses.
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Me as a therapist: *quits*
November 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Me as a therapist: *quits*
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Guys. I just invented a jump to conclusions mat. Never been done before. I'm gonna make millions!
(if you try to argue with me in my replies, you are stoopid)
(if you try to argue with me in my replies, you are stoopid)
November 6, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Guys. I just invented a jump to conclusions mat. Never been done before. I'm gonna make millions!
(if you try to argue with me in my replies, you are stoopid)
(if you try to argue with me in my replies, you are stoopid)
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well would you look at that, you managed to find my last nerve
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 PM
well would you look at that, you managed to find my last nerve
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a nightclub for millennials where we can dance. doors open at 7pm. lights out by 11pm.
November 11, 2025 at 4:13 AM
a nightclub for millennials where we can dance. doors open at 7pm. lights out by 11pm.