Sandwich “Ham” Frankenstein
@sandwichfrank.bsky.social
Freelance librarian/artist/Simmer/New Waver/connoisseur of fine Macintoshes/snarkout boy. 🐏 = RAM = random access memories. @staceythecat.bsky.social is my kitty. Banner by Michael Green. 🇵🇸 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈 ☭ 🤠
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"Ham" is short for "Hamtrak"
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You cannot keep getting away with these matches!
Welcome (Shaking Hands), by Bruce Nauman, 1985, 📸 by William Vasta
November 15, 2025 at 10:38 PM
You cannot keep getting away with these matches!
Caramel corn in coffee. This could be a thing, right?
November 15, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Caramel corn in coffee. This could be a thing, right?
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I'd eat less mcdonalds if other restaurants also had a ketchup tap for folks lookin to get wild with their soda
November 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I'd eat less mcdonalds if other restaurants also had a ketchup tap for folks lookin to get wild with their soda
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"BALLS"
November 15, 2025 at 9:24 AM
"BALLS"
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grapes, painted by ellen isham schutt, 1906
November 15, 2025 at 11:18 AM
grapes, painted by ellen isham schutt, 1906
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Ah Yes, Saturdays are Made For Dads!
And Dad's Car!
www.youtube.com
August 12, 2023 at 1:39 PM
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"BALLS"
November 15, 2025 at 9:24 AM
"BALLS"
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Something everyone needs to know about @sfdirewolf.bsky.social Alice Wong was her commitment to Palestine. Just a year ago, she & I wrote a letter in @literaryhub.bsky.social defending six Palestinian journalists. Sadly, Alice now joins two of them on the other side: Anas al-Sharif & Hossam Shabat
November 15, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Something everyone needs to know about @sfdirewolf.bsky.social Alice Wong was her commitment to Palestine. Just a year ago, she & I wrote a letter in @literaryhub.bsky.social defending six Palestinian journalists. Sadly, Alice now joins two of them on the other side: Anas al-Sharif & Hossam Shabat
It's an honor to have my Bertimus included. RIP, Alice Wong.
In Alice's memory I thought I'd make a thread of any cats named Bert & Ernie I can find on BlueSky (who use alt text, of course).
Bert & Ernie just chillin 🐈🐈⬛
November 15, 2025 at 9:05 AM
It's an honor to have my Bertimus included. RIP, Alice Wong.
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normalize name changes for anyone tbh. even if you're not trans, you should be able to just choose a name you feel good about and not have it be a big deal
November 14, 2025 at 1:12 AM
normalize name changes for anyone tbh. even if you're not trans, you should be able to just choose a name you feel good about and not have it be a big deal
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Although many people are saying it, I do not believe our current president sucked off former president Bill Clinton on camera. I have not seen sufficient evidence that our current president gave the former president a blowie in a way that was memorialized in a photo. That's not something I believe.
November 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Although many people are saying it, I do not believe our current president sucked off former president Bill Clinton on camera. I have not seen sufficient evidence that our current president gave the former president a blowie in a way that was memorialized in a photo. That's not something I believe.
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honestly prior to today i would've picked Nixon / Reagan as the Presidential pair most likely to have blown each other
November 14, 2025 at 8:50 PM
honestly prior to today i would've picked Nixon / Reagan as the Presidential pair most likely to have blown each other
Burning out on the Murder She Wrote at TMS. Much as I love playing “spot the character actor and/or Hollywood grand dame earning her SAG insurance,” it’s a pretty bad show! I’ve seen Jessica F. attend 7 or 8 of her nephews and nieces’ weddings and somebody’s been iced at all of them!
November 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Burning out on the Murder She Wrote at TMS. Much as I love playing “spot the character actor and/or Hollywood grand dame earning her SAG insurance,” it’s a pretty bad show! I’ve seen Jessica F. attend 7 or 8 of her nephews and nieces’ weddings and somebody’s been iced at all of them!
Zen and the Art of the Macintosh by Michael Green and How to Sharpen Pencils by David Rees so they can get my ludditism out of the way straight out the gate
alright let’s get something more pleasant going. what two books would you leave out on your coffee table so a reporter can mention you have them. doesn’t matter if you’ve read them. for me it’s Pale Fire (which I did read) and Ulysses (got like 15% of the way in)
November 14, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Zen and the Art of the Macintosh by Michael Green and How to Sharpen Pencils by David Rees so they can get my ludditism out of the way straight out the gate
Last week we all flossed for Grandma on what would’ve been her 98th birthday, except for my mom who chided us for doing a “bathroom door closed activity” at the dinner table. I guess my mom is Olivia Nuzzi in this situaaaaaaaaaghblehblehblehblehbleh
November 14, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Last week we all flossed for Grandma on what would’ve been her 98th birthday, except for my mom who chided us for doing a “bathroom door closed activity” at the dinner table. I guess my mom is Olivia Nuzzi in this situaaaaaaaaaghblehblehblehblehbleh
“Flintstone poppin’ in a stretch alligator” — R. Kelly, Ignition (Remix)
November 14, 2025 at 5:46 PM
“Flintstone poppin’ in a stretch alligator” — R. Kelly, Ignition (Remix)
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recession indicator
The Custom Oregon Plate STONKS was previously assigned, but is now available for reservation. https://dmv2u.oregon.gov/eServices/?link=custom #Oregon #LicensePlate #VanityPlate #OregonPlates #CustomPlate #STONKS
November 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
recession indicator
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My wife bought me a gallon of "ape cream" despite knowing very well I've had anaphylactic reactions to similar mammalian secretions. Feels like we've turned a real corner in our shared resentment and makes me wonder which will be first to sour: our relationship or this gallon of unrefrigerated muck.
November 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
My wife bought me a gallon of "ape cream" despite knowing very well I've had anaphylactic reactions to similar mammalian secretions. Feels like we've turned a real corner in our shared resentment and makes me wonder which will be first to sour: our relationship or this gallon of unrefrigerated muck.
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people having to write entire bad novels just to generate one image, when artists can simply make stuff happen
November 13, 2025 at 4:13 PM
people having to write entire bad novels just to generate one image, when artists can simply make stuff happen
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More than anything else, powerful men - like the ones who run the NYT - believe in the legitimacy of power itself. Because if it isn’t legitimate, they have to start asking hard questions about the world and themselves.
November 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
More than anything else, powerful men - like the ones who run the NYT - believe in the legitimacy of power itself. Because if it isn’t legitimate, they have to start asking hard questions about the world and themselves.
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Neoliberal bogans in children's entertainment have ruined us.
November 13, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Neoliberal bogans in children's entertainment have ruined us.