did you read this post in Lorenzo Music's voice, Bill Murray's voice, Chris Pratt's voice, or Other

Sorry to bump an old post, but my discount Canadian library education skipped the Kissinger unit?! and I'm going to require an explanation

Theory: not enough queer people in the writers' room. The whole concept is "diva n' murder parade" and yet the camp is exceedingly rare and usually accidental. If you're going to Vaseline up a camera lens for every old broad, I'm expecting to see at least SOME catfights and histrionics but no, NEVER

Lotta shrewish mistresses in shoulder pads, though. Boy, did the writers love to throw in one of those. 264 episodes and probably at least 200 scowling bitches with big gold jewelry and batwing sleeves

It sucks that they wouldn’t give Angela Lansbury the Peter Falk contract where you do a handful of variable-length TV movies a year, and it also sucks that for all the venerable acting talent onscreen there are virtually no good female characters aside from Jessica. Few memorable lady murderers.

My grandma died at 95 with all 32 of her original big ol celery choppers and it’s all thanks to flossing

I have a video of everybody at the family reunion/celebration of life flossing but Bluesky will not let me post this intimate act. Way to ruin the one activity we could do as a family without fighting and yelling, you disgusting maniacs