Sandwich “Ham” Frankenstein
@sandwichfrank.bsky.social
Freelance librarian/artist/Simmer/New Waver/connoisseur of fine Macintoshes/snarkout boy. 🐏 = RAM = random access memories. @staceythecat.bsky.social is my kitty. Banner by Michael Green. 🇵🇸 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈 ☭ 🤠
Last week we all flossed for Grandma on what would’ve been her 98th birthday, except for my mom who chided us for doing a “bathroom door closed activity” at the dinner table. I guess my mom is Olivia Nuzzi in this situaaaaaaaaaghblehblehblehblehbleh
November 14, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Last week we all flossed for Grandma on what would’ve been her 98th birthday, except for my mom who chided us for doing a “bathroom door closed activity” at the dinner table. I guess my mom is Olivia Nuzzi in this situaaaaaaaaaghblehblehblehblehbleh
Killed when his tractor flipped over and crushed his Power Zoid. Why am I the only person not from his state who remembers this guy. He had New York mayubernatorial levels of swag
November 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Killed when his tractor flipped over and crushed his Power Zoid. Why am I the only person not from his state who remembers this guy. He had New York mayubernatorial levels of swag
Ferdinand comes to visit at least once a day.
November 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Ferdinand comes to visit at least once a day.
Oh yeah, and *switches into Orson Welles impression because he is my child* the steak au poivre
November 8, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Oh yeah, and *switches into Orson Welles impression because he is my child* the steak au poivre
And POP ROCKS! Yeah! And CLAMS CASINO.
November 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
And POP ROCKS! Yeah! And CLAMS CASINO.
mother may I have Uncrustables
November 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
mother may I have Uncrustables
Thinking about getting bonded brother kittens and naming them Edmund and Gerald, so I can introduce the cats as 🎶Stacey, and Edmund, Bert, Gerald🎶
November 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Thinking about getting bonded brother kittens and naming them Edmund and Gerald, so I can introduce the cats as 🎶Stacey, and Edmund, Bert, Gerald🎶
The Mustard Man already exists YOU DO NOT NEED FUCKING AI TO MAKE A MUSTARD MAN HE EXISTS HE EXISTS HE EXISTS
November 4, 2025 at 5:58 AM
The Mustard Man already exists YOU DO NOT NEED FUCKING AI TO MAKE A MUSTARD MAN HE EXISTS HE EXISTS HE EXISTS
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November 3, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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New Bert reacc for everyone to use
November 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
New Bert reacc for everyone to use
In this house we let the cats choose their own costumes and surprise us
October 31, 2025 at 8:49 PM
In this house we let the cats choose their own costumes and surprise us
Me waiting for the name of this band
October 31, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Me waiting for the name of this band
He kneads me
October 30, 2025 at 2:55 PM
He kneads me
He cannot be stopped
October 30, 2025 at 2:42 PM
He cannot be stopped
Happy boy lookin at leafs
October 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Happy boy lookin at leafs
speaking of bald character actors, I can’t be the only person who sees Winky and thinks “that cat looks like Bob Elliott” every time
October 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
speaking of bald character actors, I can’t be the only person who sees Winky and thinks “that cat looks like Bob Elliott” every time
If you’re ever concerned that I am hiding somewhere in a room, go into that room and hold up a photo of Conrad Janis and count to ten
October 28, 2025 at 6:33 PM
If you’re ever concerned that I am hiding somewhere in a room, go into that room and hold up a photo of Conrad Janis and count to ten
Every time I try to take a Bert selfie he licks the front facing camera
October 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Every time I try to take a Bert selfie he licks the front facing camera
Велюровые спортивные костюмы продаются в Costco!
October 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Велюровые спортивные костюмы продаются в Costco!
Sometimes I get the cool T-shirt discount at my dispensary and I thought I had a real doozy today but the whippersnapper at the counter barely looked at it! I mean, if you don't see this man's face and smell the tires and the free sirloin slapping the grill I don't know if I wanna know ya
October 18, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Sometimes I get the cool T-shirt discount at my dispensary and I thought I had a real doozy today but the whippersnapper at the counter barely looked at it! I mean, if you don't see this man's face and smell the tires and the free sirloin slapping the grill I don't know if I wanna know ya
I watch press conferences with Tina Kotek and she’s ok but y’know who I REALLY wish was governor of Oregon right now
October 8, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I watch press conferences with Tina Kotek and she’s ok but y’know who I REALLY wish was governor of Oregon right now
A few months ago I got into it with someone who insisted that because Whip It and Mexican Radio came out in different years Wall of Voodoo couldn’t have influenced Devo or vice versa and I guess it was just the initial manifestation of a very stupid witch’s curse
October 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
A few months ago I got into it with someone who insisted that because Whip It and Mexican Radio came out in different years Wall of Voodoo couldn’t have influenced Devo or vice versa and I guess it was just the initial manifestation of a very stupid witch’s curse
These are fonts I can trust
October 6, 2025 at 2:21 AM
These are fonts I can trust