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I've eaten pizzas more supreme than this court
September 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I've eaten pizzas more supreme than this court
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dan bongino and kash patel lying unconscious on the ground after bonking their heads together as they both bent down to examine what is later determined to be their own footprints
September 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
dan bongino and kash patel lying unconscious on the ground after bonking their heads together as they both bent down to examine what is later determined to be their own footprints
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rarely have I more acutely felt the dynamic by which Dems are held responsible for the rhetoric of every random left-leaning person on the internet and Republicans are not even asked to answer for their own personal words
September 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
rarely have I more acutely felt the dynamic by which Dems are held responsible for the rhetoric of every random left-leaning person on the internet and Republicans are not even asked to answer for their own personal words
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Love to rubberneck while a creep gets absolutely wrecked in an election, just a deeply satisfying sensation
June 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Love to rubberneck while a creep gets absolutely wrecked in an election, just a deeply satisfying sensation
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A governor told me protestors keep lighting his waymos on fire so I asked how many waymos he has and he said he just goes to the app and gets a new waymo afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding waymos to protestors and then the Statue of Liberty started crying.
June 9, 2025 at 1:54 AM
A governor told me protestors keep lighting his waymos on fire so I asked how many waymos he has and he said he just goes to the app and gets a new waymo afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding waymos to protestors and then the Statue of Liberty started crying.
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i can’t even use a computer for 8 hours without crying and the billionaires want me in a factory
April 14, 2025 at 12:10 AM
i can’t even use a computer for 8 hours without crying and the billionaires want me in a factory
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okay now that you all have gotten a taste of America's rational and predictable new trade policy, everyone who wants to build your new factories here just form an orderly line
April 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
okay now that you all have gotten a taste of America's rational and predictable new trade policy, everyone who wants to build your new factories here just form an orderly line
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So we’re 75 days into trumps second term, people are protesting everywhere. Markets have had two days of absolutely apocalyptic losses. There are grad students being disappeared and a man with an autism awareness tattoo was sent to a super scary prison in El Salvador. They’ve cut cancer research..
April 5, 2025 at 11:57 AM
So we’re 75 days into trumps second term, people are protesting everywhere. Markets have had two days of absolutely apocalyptic losses. There are grad students being disappeared and a man with an autism awareness tattoo was sent to a super scary prison in El Salvador. They’ve cut cancer research..
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the vibe shift has hit bar bathrooms
March 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
the vibe shift has hit bar bathrooms
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we’re going to find out there was a severe gas leak on the emilia perez set and it did something to all of their fucking brains
March 3, 2025 at 2:05 AM
we’re going to find out there was a severe gas leak on the emilia perez set and it did something to all of their fucking brains
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just imagine you are a dog and then all of a sudden a vacuum cleaner becomes the president
November 23, 2024 at 4:54 PM
just imagine you are a dog and then all of a sudden a vacuum cleaner becomes the president
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I wrote about the worst people in the world, charting the depths of their depravity and vastness of their incompetence, and offered some thoughts about the opportunity presented by their failure to acknowledge reality and their refusal to access any form of human virtue.
www.the-reframe.com/the/
www.the-reframe.com/the/
The Worst and the Dimmest
It's not a coincidence that we're being led by the least qualified monsters available; it's a deliberate strategy. Facing the Worst - a series about directional alignment.
www.the-reframe.com
February 16, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I wrote about the worst people in the world, charting the depths of their depravity and vastness of their incompetence, and offered some thoughts about the opportunity presented by their failure to acknowledge reality and their refusal to access any form of human virtue.
www.the-reframe.com/the/
www.the-reframe.com/the/
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Beyoncé: 🎶 Who runs the world?
Me (mic pointed at my face): A small group of incels under the leadership of an unloveable billionaire.
Me (mic pointed at my face): A small group of incels under the leadership of an unloveable billionaire.
February 15, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Beyoncé: 🎶 Who runs the world?
Me (mic pointed at my face): A small group of incels under the leadership of an unloveable billionaire.
Me (mic pointed at my face): A small group of incels under the leadership of an unloveable billionaire.
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the problem with giving the human race the benefit of the doubt is i keep meeting more of them and yikes
February 13, 2025 at 12:32 PM
the problem with giving the human race the benefit of the doubt is i keep meeting more of them and yikes
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attempting to describe the vibes of the moment. have yet to do better than: "imagine watching a documentary reenacting the burning of the Library of Alexandria set to the soundtrack of 'Yakety Sax'"
February 6, 2025 at 3:59 AM
attempting to describe the vibes of the moment. have yet to do better than: "imagine watching a documentary reenacting the burning of the Library of Alexandria set to the soundtrack of 'Yakety Sax'"
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The White House said Elon Musk will determine if there are conflicts of interest between his work reviewing federal spending and his overlapping empire of six companies
White House Says Musk Will Police His Own Conflicts of Interest
The White House said Elon Musk, the billionaire leading President Donald Trump’s government cost-cutting efforts, will determine if there are conflicts of interest between his work reviewing federal s...
www.bloomberg.com
February 5, 2025 at 9:02 PM
The White House said Elon Musk will determine if there are conflicts of interest between his work reviewing federal spending and his overlapping empire of six companies
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Hey so FYI this is why a lot of us believe billionaires should not exist. Because no one should be rich enough to topple a government
February 4, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Hey so FYI this is why a lot of us believe billionaires should not exist. Because no one should be rich enough to topple a government
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Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing
February 3, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing
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I’m starting to think the secret to real happiness is being too dumb to realize how terrible everything is.
February 5, 2024 at 2:17 PM
I’m starting to think the secret to real happiness is being too dumb to realize how terrible everything is.
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I can’t believe we’re now living this
December 18, 2024 at 1:59 PM
I can’t believe we’re now living this
I know we dunk on cybertrucks a lot on here but one just pulled out in front of me at a light and I said Jesus out loud like I was watching Alien.
December 17, 2024 at 5:57 PM
I know we dunk on cybertrucks a lot on here but one just pulled out in front of me at a light and I said Jesus out loud like I was watching Alien.
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ahh, south carolina. the north carolina of the south
November 29, 2024 at 6:42 PM
ahh, south carolina. the north carolina of the south
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how about a microwave that reaches zero and doesn’t make a big damn deal about it, how about that
November 15, 2023 at 11:11 PM
how about a microwave that reaches zero and doesn’t make a big damn deal about it, how about that
This put into words some of what I’ve been feeling the last few days. And that is invaluable.
I wrote about this terrible week, dark times ahead, and how we can best oppose fascists by doing all the many things fascists can't.
www.the-reframe.com/fighting-in-...
www.the-reframe.com/fighting-in-...
Fighting In The Dark
Doing things fascists can't do.
Not doing things fascists want us to do. Doing thing fascists don't want us to do.
Refusing the fascist offer.
www.the-reframe.com
November 10, 2024 at 2:48 AM
This put into words some of what I’ve been feeling the last few days. And that is invaluable.