ryan
@ryan-gibbs.bsky.social
obscure punk/emo/whatever music
beer league sports
low-effort ITYSL memes
drums...sometimes
beer league sports
low-effort ITYSL memes
drums...sometimes
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
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Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???
November 4, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???
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Not a hard question, except for the culture that pretends it's not the answer
1) right-wing media lies incessantly, so anyone truth-based doesn't trust it, and anyone who trusts it doesn't trust anything else
2) other media treats those lies as legitimate, for "fairness," getting trust from no one
1) right-wing media lies incessantly, so anyone truth-based doesn't trust it, and anyone who trusts it doesn't trust anything else
2) other media treats those lies as legitimate, for "fairness," getting trust from no one
October 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Not a hard question, except for the culture that pretends it's not the answer
1) right-wing media lies incessantly, so anyone truth-based doesn't trust it, and anyone who trusts it doesn't trust anything else
2) other media treats those lies as legitimate, for "fairness," getting trust from no one
1) right-wing media lies incessantly, so anyone truth-based doesn't trust it, and anyone who trusts it doesn't trust anything else
2) other media treats those lies as legitimate, for "fairness," getting trust from no one
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this white house actively treats a large swath of americans as disloyal and outside the political community and it doesn’t merit so much as a peep from the political press
Leavitt: "The Democrat Party's main constituency is made up of Hamas terrorists, illegal aliens, and violent criminals."
October 17, 2025 at 12:48 AM
this white house actively treats a large swath of americans as disloyal and outside the political community and it doesn’t merit so much as a peep from the political press
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the amount of time conservatives spend thinking about childrens genitals is legit crazy
RFK Jr: "Today the average teenager in this country has 50% of the sperm count, 50% of the testosterone of a 65 year old man. Our girls are hitting puberty 6 years early ... our parents aren't having children."
October 16, 2025 at 10:55 PM
the amount of time conservatives spend thinking about childrens genitals is legit crazy
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Ok fine it’s longer than 6 words but this is the greatest short story ever written.
October 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Ok fine it’s longer than 6 words but this is the greatest short story ever written.
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Every JD Vance interview:
REPORTER: The president literally declared war on Democrats to military leaders. Do you agree?
JD VANCE: Umm haha what I DISAGREE with is Chuck Schumer telling the American people they have to give their cars over to immigrants. But you wont report it!
REPORTER: The president literally declared war on Democrats to military leaders. Do you agree?
JD VANCE: Umm haha what I DISAGREE with is Chuck Schumer telling the American people they have to give their cars over to immigrants. But you wont report it!
October 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Every JD Vance interview:
REPORTER: The president literally declared war on Democrats to military leaders. Do you agree?
JD VANCE: Umm haha what I DISAGREE with is Chuck Schumer telling the American people they have to give their cars over to immigrants. But you wont report it!
REPORTER: The president literally declared war on Democrats to military leaders. Do you agree?
JD VANCE: Umm haha what I DISAGREE with is Chuck Schumer telling the American people they have to give their cars over to immigrants. But you wont report it!
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every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
October 11, 2025 at 2:07 PM
every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
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It was bad but I don't think that Kerkering fuck up even cracks like the top 30 "Philly Sports Agony" moments if I'm being honest. The game and the series already felt over for like a dozen other reasons besides that, it doesn't have the heft of the quadruple bounce or anything.
October 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
It was bad but I don't think that Kerkering fuck up even cracks like the top 30 "Philly Sports Agony" moments if I'm being honest. The game and the series already felt over for like a dozen other reasons besides that, it doesn't have the heft of the quadruple bounce or anything.
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The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
October 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
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I still wish the Phils hadn’t bunted but I’m having a hard time being mad at Thomson. He’s over-trusted guys, he’s been aggressive, he’s platooned, he’s had a short leash, none of it works because they sleepwalked through 15 straight innings yet again.
October 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I still wish the Phils hadn’t bunted but I’m having a hard time being mad at Thomson. He’s over-trusted guys, he’s been aggressive, he’s platooned, he’s had a short leash, none of it works because they sleepwalked through 15 straight innings yet again.
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You can criticize Thomson's management, and you'd be right, and you can question whether or not the bullpen is up to the task, and it'd be valid.
But Turner, Schwarber, and Harper combined to go 1-10 with 1 walk and 6 stikeouts. Everything else is just additional minutia.
But Turner, Schwarber, and Harper combined to go 1-10 with 1 walk and 6 stikeouts. Everything else is just additional minutia.
October 5, 2025 at 1:51 AM
You can criticize Thomson's management, and you'd be right, and you can question whether or not the bullpen is up to the task, and it'd be valid.
But Turner, Schwarber, and Harper combined to go 1-10 with 1 walk and 6 stikeouts. Everything else is just additional minutia.
But Turner, Schwarber, and Harper combined to go 1-10 with 1 walk and 6 stikeouts. Everything else is just additional minutia.
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Great command of the language on display here
Former racecar driver Danica Patrick slams Bad Bunny as the Super Bowl 2026 halftime headliner:
“No songs in English should not be allowed at one of America’s highest rated television events of the year… not just for sports.”
“No songs in English should not be allowed at one of America’s highest rated television events of the year… not just for sports.”
October 2, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Great command of the language on display here
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Yes, that’s certainly an, umm, revision
BREAKING: The number of jobs created in August has been revised from 54,000 down to -3,000.
October 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Yes, that’s certainly an, umm, revision
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cannot be said enough that every single american man who spent their lives making Don’t Tread On Me their entire personality ran to lick the treaders’ boots clean as soon as they showed up to their doorstep
September 30, 2025 at 4:15 PM
cannot be said enough that every single american man who spent their lives making Don’t Tread On Me their entire personality ran to lick the treaders’ boots clean as soon as they showed up to their doorstep
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The latest post from the President of the United States is an AI video of Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries, which includes statements Schumer never made and features Hakeem Jeffries in a sombrero and fake mustache with mariachi music in the background.
September 30, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The latest post from the President of the United States is an AI video of Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries, which includes statements Schumer never made and features Hakeem Jeffries in a sombrero and fake mustache with mariachi music in the background.
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If you're watching this and not rooting for the fellow on the bicycle, you're fascist trash.
ICE attempted
and failed to disappear a food delivery guy.
It needed to be scored.
and failed to disappear a food delivery guy.
It needed to be scored.
September 29, 2025 at 2:11 PM
If you're watching this and not rooting for the fellow on the bicycle, you're fascist trash.
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I love baseball, and so I’ve come to terms with not allowing the presence of big dumb conservative rednecks on my teams to be a dealbreaker. If it was, I couldn’t root for anybody
September 25, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I love baseball, and so I’ve come to terms with not allowing the presence of big dumb conservative rednecks on my teams to be a dealbreaker. If it was, I couldn’t root for anybody
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Here is Jimmy Kimmel’s full monologue from tonight.
Jokes on FCC Chairman Brendan Carr, Trump, Tylenol, etc.
Jokes on FCC Chairman Brendan Carr, Trump, Tylenol, etc.
Jimmy Kimmel is Back!
Jimmy Kimmel returns to the air and talks about all of the people who have reached out over the last six days including fellow late night talk show hosts, fans of the show, and those who don’t support what he believes but support his right to share those beliefs anyway, and he expresses that it was never his intention to make light of the murder of a young man, how important it is to live in a country that allows us to have a show like this, the Chairman of the FCC Brendan Carr telling an American company that “We can do this the easy way or the hard way,” Trump saying he has no talent and no ratings, being fortunate to work at a company that has allowed us to do the show we want to do for almost 23 years, not agreeing with the decision to have our show pulled off the air last Wednesday, Trump making it very clear he wants to see Jimmy and other late night hosts fired, and solidarity from the right, left and those in the middle. Then Jimmy talks to the new FCC Chairman (Robert De Niro), and gets into Trump’s day addressing the United Nations, the escalator breaking, having trouble with the teleprompter, and the headache he’s creating with his buddy RFK over Tylenol. SUBSCRIBE to get the latest #Kimmel: http://bit.ly/JKLSubscribe Follow Jimmy Kimmel on Instagram: https://bit.ly/KimmelInstagram Follow Jimmy Kimmel Live on Instagram: http://bit.ly/JKLInstagram Follow Jimmy Kimmel Live on TikTok: https://bit.ly/JKLTikTok Like Jimmy Kimmel on Facebook: http://bit.ly/KimmelFB Like Jimmy Kimmel Live on Facebook: http://bit.ly/JKLFacebook Visit the Jimmy Kimmel Live Website : http://bit.ly/JKLWebsite About Jimmy Kimmel Live: Jimmy Kimmel serves as host and executive producer of Emmy® nominated “Jimmy Kimmel Live,” ABC’s late-night talk show. “Jimmy Kimmel Live” is well known for its viral video successes, with over 16 billion views and more than 19 million subscribers on the show’s YouTube channel. Some of Kimmel’s most popular comedy bits include Celebrities Read Mean Tweets, Lie Witness News, Halloween Candy YouTube Challenge, Jimmy and Cousin Sal pranking Aunt Chippy and music stars like Rihanna and Dua Lipa surprising Jimmy in the middle of the night.
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September 24, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Here is Jimmy Kimmel’s full monologue from tonight.
Jokes on FCC Chairman Brendan Carr, Trump, Tylenol, etc.
Jokes on FCC Chairman Brendan Carr, Trump, Tylenol, etc.
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No no no. It's coming on October 14. Everyone knows this.
September 22, 2025 at 5:45 PM
No no no. It's coming on October 14. Everyone knows this.
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So cool they discovered the cause of autism on basically day they guessed they would. I’m also glad they are withholding this information for a few days to prep for a WrestleMania-style announcement. This is how science works.
September 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
So cool they discovered the cause of autism on basically day they guessed they would. I’m also glad they are withholding this information for a few days to prep for a WrestleMania-style announcement. This is how science works.
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It's been a joy to play for everyone on this tour! America is in some truly dark times, but seeing everyone come together gives me hope. Punk has always been an undercurrent, but remember: undercurrents have power, & we're building it back up 🎸💚
September 21, 2025 at 3:33 PM
It's been a joy to play for everyone on this tour! America is in some truly dark times, but seeing everyone come together gives me hope. Punk has always been an undercurrent, but remember: undercurrents have power, & we're building it back up 🎸💚
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What’s more astonishing: 1) that the president clearly believes, and repeatedly suggests, that asylum seekers are people from mental asylums, or 2) that no journalist has ever challenged him on this and no mainstream media outlets have done any deep dives on this story?
September 20, 2025 at 7:11 PM
What’s more astonishing: 1) that the president clearly believes, and repeatedly suggests, that asylum seekers are people from mental asylums, or 2) that no journalist has ever challenged him on this and no mainstream media outlets have done any deep dives on this story?