Self-Service Coffee Bard
@runnerd3x.bsky.social
I write songs and play guitar and suck at video games and love cats.
🎵I'm gonna record an album
This year
If it kills me 🎵
This year
If it kills me 🎵
February 14, 2025 at 11:29 PM
🎵I'm gonna record an album
This year
If it kills me 🎵
This year
If it kills me 🎵
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There is a lot of discourse about meal prep and planning and leftovers and effort required to cook and I'm just gonna say, my cookbook CRIP UP THE KITCHEN makes it all super easy and low effort. Like only think about it and few times a month easy julessherred.com/crip-up-the-...
Crip Up The Kitchen
julessherred.com
January 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
There is a lot of discourse about meal prep and planning and leftovers and effort required to cook and I'm just gonna say, my cookbook CRIP UP THE KITCHEN makes it all super easy and low effort. Like only think about it and few times a month easy julessherred.com/crip-up-the-...
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TTRPG Creators: please, just say no to "AI." No AI background music, no AI-generated NPCs, no AI character art or podcast covers. It's *all* theft and it's *all* destructive.
November 20, 2024 at 6:00 PM
TTRPG Creators: please, just say no to "AI." No AI background music, no AI-generated NPCs, no AI character art or podcast covers. It's *all* theft and it's *all* destructive.
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It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.
December 15, 2024 at 11:58 PM
It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.
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My 12 year old has been planning assassinations for years now apparently
December 10, 2024 at 10:51 AM
My 12 year old has been planning assassinations for years now apparently
I've been playing No Man's Sky and it's very good now. I played a bit when it first came out but there just wasn't enough to do (the first planet of any biome is very "ooooh", the fourth is "okay another volcano") but there is so much h additional content and systems to play with now.
December 8, 2024 at 4:14 PM
I've been playing No Man's Sky and it's very good now. I played a bit when it first came out but there just wasn't enough to do (the first planet of any biome is very "ooooh", the fourth is "okay another volcano") but there is so much h additional content and systems to play with now.
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I am a Ben Folds literalist, to me the song Brick is about a brick
December 4, 2024 at 5:02 PM
I am a Ben Folds literalist, to me the song Brick is about a brick
A thing that might be sadly true about me is I just don't like Socializing that much. I don't join groups that pertain to my interests anymore because they always seem to have a few Can't Be Wrong asshole types that ruin the whole experience for me
December 2, 2024 at 7:38 AM
A thing that might be sadly true about me is I just don't like Socializing that much. I don't join groups that pertain to my interests anymore because they always seem to have a few Can't Be Wrong asshole types that ruin the whole experience for me
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Just saw an article that started “with the pandemic in the past, 8 and 10 CEOs envision a full return to the office!” And I would like to SCREEEAMMMMM.
Congrats y’all, your fake normality is encouraging the worst people in the world to exploit you more.
Congrats y’all, your fake normality is encouraging the worst people in the world to exploit you more.
November 30, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Just saw an article that started “with the pandemic in the past, 8 and 10 CEOs envision a full return to the office!” And I would like to SCREEEAMMMMM.
Congrats y’all, your fake normality is encouraging the worst people in the world to exploit you more.
Congrats y’all, your fake normality is encouraging the worst people in the world to exploit you more.
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People sharing this on BlueSky. Ok now it really feels like old school twitter. 🙏🤍
Passionflower - Jon Gomm
youtu.be/nY7GnAq6Znw?...
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Jon Gomm - Passionflower
YouTube video by Jon Gomm
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November 28, 2024 at 9:41 PM
People sharing this on BlueSky. Ok now it really feels like old school twitter. 🙏🤍
Nailed it except "liberals" (how DARE they) and the last two words
Daily Caller says that BlueSky “has already devolved into a deranged playground for the terminally online, the kind of liberals who might actually be insane. The kind who identify as autistic, transgender, polyamorous allies to pedophiles.”
November 23, 2024 at 4:30 AM
Nailed it except "liberals" (how DARE they) and the last two words
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being on twitter: this site is unusable 🤬🤬🤬
being on bluesky: this site is unusable ☺️☺️☺️
being on bluesky: this site is unusable ☺️☺️☺️
November 20, 2024 at 8:59 PM
being on twitter: this site is unusable 🤬🤬🤬
being on bluesky: this site is unusable ☺️☺️☺️
being on bluesky: this site is unusable ☺️☺️☺️
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i’m grasping at straws at this point but it is nonetheless a great comfort to me that trump finds elon annoying as hell
November 20, 2024 at 1:29 AM
i’m grasping at straws at this point but it is nonetheless a great comfort to me that trump finds elon annoying as hell
She is the night.
November 15, 2024 at 1:40 AM
She is the night.
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youtube's "17 years ago" is fucking me up on these
if i rewatched The Guild ... would i regret it
November 14, 2024 at 9:53 PM
youtube's "17 years ago" is fucking me up on these
For the past six or seven months (maybe a little longer) I have thought almost daily about dying and thought it sounded pretty good but it would be inconvenient for a lot of people and I hate inconveniencing folks so instead I have started a lot of Video Games and Projects
November 12, 2024 at 3:42 AM
For the past six or seven months (maybe a little longer) I have thought almost daily about dying and thought it sounded pretty good but it would be inconvenient for a lot of people and I hate inconveniencing folks so instead I have started a lot of Video Games and Projects
November 12, 2024 at 3:05 AM
Stacey just told me on The Other Site to come over here because it was nice. Masterful gambit
November 11, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Stacey just told me on The Other Site to come over here because it was nice. Masterful gambit
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When Shepard takes the 'most direct' route in the Mako #MassEffect
November 9, 2024 at 7:33 PM
When Shepard takes the 'most direct' route in the Mako #MassEffect
I will probably put up a "real" profile pic at some point but for now I'm Just Rook.
Reusing my old Twitter pic from 7 years ago where I'm about 400% more attractive than currently was attractive but I'm trying to treat this as a new, perhaps more honest, beginning.
Reusing my old Twitter pic from 7 years ago where I'm about 400% more attractive than currently was attractive but I'm trying to treat this as a new, perhaps more honest, beginning.
November 10, 2024 at 5:17 PM
I will probably put up a "real" profile pic at some point but for now I'm Just Rook.
Reusing my old Twitter pic from 7 years ago where I'm about 400% more attractive than currently was attractive but I'm trying to treat this as a new, perhaps more honest, beginning.
Reusing my old Twitter pic from 7 years ago where I'm about 400% more attractive than currently was attractive but I'm trying to treat this as a new, perhaps more honest, beginning.
Me walking with rhythm: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me thusly attracting the worm: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me thusly attracting the worm: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
November 10, 2024 at 5:13 PM
Me walking with rhythm: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me thusly attracting the worm: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me thusly attracting the worm: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Sick and sad and tired.
October 2, 2023 at 5:19 PM
Sick and sad and tired.