Self-Service Coffee Bard
runnerd3x.bsky.social
Self-Service Coffee Bard
@runnerd3x.bsky.social
I write songs and play guitar and suck at video games and love cats.
Oops we trained AI on 7000 images of the elves from the Dragon Prince. Please standby
May 4, 2025 at 5:04 PM
"Those look like bananas"
"Wrong"
"What are they?"
"Hands"
"They really look like bananas"
"They arent"
"Okay, I apologize. Those are hands"
a man sitting at a desk with a bunch of bananas on it
ALT: a man sitting at a desk with a bunch of bananas on it
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May 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
It's probably because I keep uploading pictures of bunches of partialy rotted bananas and mangled hot dogs and snakes to OpenAI and telling them "there are hands/fingers"
May 4, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The only real saving grace is that if he can't do something with executive order he's doesn't know and refuses to learn the process and is terrible at working with even his own people. I hope it's enough this time
February 3, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Real talk: one of the most infuriating things about Trump vs Democrats is that he demonstrably tries to keep campaign promises, it's just everything he promises is terrible. Dems promise stuff and then just say we should've voted harder if we wanted what they ran on
February 3, 2025 at 5:08 AM
(The people who did know what they were seem to have assumed that it wasn't actually going to happen. People are dumb motherfuckers with goldfish memories)
February 3, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Bold of you to assume that anybody who voted for him knew what a tariff was or thought that maybe if they didn't know what it was they should look it up before voting
February 3, 2025 at 5:00 AM
If someone slips him a copy of Diary it is OVER
January 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Twice as baffled by people who could accurately answer that question, of course
December 13, 2024 at 4:03 PM
I was always baffled by people asking "how did you do?" right after a test, before it was graded. Motherfucker, I don't know!!
December 13, 2024 at 4:03 PM
I'm gonna be honest, there were at least 2 others I was less than 100% confident on even though I apparently did know them, so, same
December 13, 2024 at 4:01 PM
Missed the first one because I wasn't paying attention, which at least made me feel young again so that's nice
December 13, 2024 at 8:39 AM
Hello it's me from the other place

And yeah I am in the same place. If Trump gets to evade all consequences from a bunch of crimes because executive privilege I think it's very fair for Biden to protect his fuckup kid on the way out the door
December 2, 2024 at 7:35 AM