Jason Rubino
@rubinomonster.bsky.social
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I’m telling you now, every single human that was diagnosed autistic displayed symptoms of autism in their childhood.
They were just ignored or laughed at.
They were just ignored or laughed at.
November 9, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I’m telling you now, every single human that was diagnosed autistic displayed symptoms of autism in their childhood.
They were just ignored or laughed at.
They were just ignored or laughed at.
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did you know you can just like, forgive yourself? all that shit you punish yourself over and over for, you don’t have to do that you can set it down and walk away and breathe deep for the first time in decades
November 5, 2025 at 2:45 PM
did you know you can just like, forgive yourself? all that shit you punish yourself over and over for, you don’t have to do that you can set it down and walk away and breathe deep for the first time in decades
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"You've come a long way, baby."
Why yes, yes I have.
Why yes, yes I have.
November 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
"You've come a long way, baby."
Why yes, yes I have.
Why yes, yes I have.
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If you want or need SNAP benefits, literally the only barrier should be...signing up.
"But what about fraud?" My sibling in red, white, and blue, THE PENTAGON HASN'T PASSED AN AUDIT IN YEARS AND MONEY IS FAKE. I don't care if too many people have food assistance.
"But what about fraud?" My sibling in red, white, and blue, THE PENTAGON HASN'T PASSED AN AUDIT IN YEARS AND MONEY IS FAKE. I don't care if too many people have food assistance.
November 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
If you want or need SNAP benefits, literally the only barrier should be...signing up.
"But what about fraud?" My sibling in red, white, and blue, THE PENTAGON HASN'T PASSED AN AUDIT IN YEARS AND MONEY IS FAKE. I don't care if too many people have food assistance.
"But what about fraud?" My sibling in red, white, and blue, THE PENTAGON HASN'T PASSED AN AUDIT IN YEARS AND MONEY IS FAKE. I don't care if too many people have food assistance.
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We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.
November 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.
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It’s shorthand for “tone-deaf luxury amid public hardship,” with 'Let them eat cake' vibes.
November 1, 2025 at 12:25 AM
It’s shorthand for “tone-deaf luxury amid public hardship,” with 'Let them eat cake' vibes.
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I’m at my neighborhood pub for the Blue Jays game and when the guy started singing“O, Canada” the bartender got excited and said “I used to date that guy!” and reader he had photos on his phone to prove it
November 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I’m at my neighborhood pub for the Blue Jays game and when the guy started singing“O, Canada” the bartender got excited and said “I used to date that guy!” and reader he had photos on his phone to prove it
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Ahh, the annual tradition of turning on the heat for the first time while smoke detectors placed too close to vents beep loudly and bewildered teens emerge from their rooms only to say “what’s that smell?” before retreating once again not to be seen until Thanksgiving. I love October.
October 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Ahh, the annual tradition of turning on the heat for the first time while smoke detectors placed too close to vents beep loudly and bewildered teens emerge from their rooms only to say “what’s that smell?” before retreating once again not to be seen until Thanksgiving. I love October.
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Democracy is on life support and they’re pulling the plug
40 billion to Argentina
250 million White House ballroom
While Americans are facing food banks and higher health cost and even death
Oh these silly little “Christians”
40 billion to Argentina
250 million White House ballroom
While Americans are facing food banks and higher health cost and even death
Oh these silly little “Christians”
October 28, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Democracy is on life support and they’re pulling the plug
40 billion to Argentina
250 million White House ballroom
While Americans are facing food banks and higher health cost and even death
Oh these silly little “Christians”
40 billion to Argentina
250 million White House ballroom
While Americans are facing food banks and higher health cost and even death
Oh these silly little “Christians”
Happy Monday, everyone!
What sort of mischief are you getting into today?
What sort of mischief are you getting into today?
October 27, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Happy Monday, everyone!
What sort of mischief are you getting into today?
What sort of mischief are you getting into today?
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Two men were arrested in connection with the jewel in the Louvre.
The two men:
The two men:
October 26, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Two men were arrested in connection with the jewel in the Louvre.
The two men:
The two men:
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Parents should give children extremely normal first names, and extremely weird middle names. It gives kids options.
Like, name the kid Alex Chesterfield Smith.
If they grow up and want to explore the Chesterfield side of their identity, they can choose that.
It's better than hanging Jaxyn on 'em.
Like, name the kid Alex Chesterfield Smith.
If they grow up and want to explore the Chesterfield side of their identity, they can choose that.
It's better than hanging Jaxyn on 'em.
October 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Parents should give children extremely normal first names, and extremely weird middle names. It gives kids options.
Like, name the kid Alex Chesterfield Smith.
If they grow up and want to explore the Chesterfield side of their identity, they can choose that.
It's better than hanging Jaxyn on 'em.
Like, name the kid Alex Chesterfield Smith.
If they grow up and want to explore the Chesterfield side of their identity, they can choose that.
It's better than hanging Jaxyn on 'em.
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Quick, while the government is shut down, let’s eliminate daylight savings.
October 26, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Quick, while the government is shut down, let’s eliminate daylight savings.
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Things are falling apart as planned.
October 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Things are falling apart as planned.
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Thought of the day: If the activity requires pants, there better be booze or bacon involved.
October 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Thought of the day: If the activity requires pants, there better be booze or bacon involved.
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October 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Such cute cookies
October 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Such cute cookies
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At my age, the older I get, the uglier I'm willing to go out in public.
October 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
At my age, the older I get, the uglier I'm willing to go out in public.
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there’s something about wearing lingerie under your day to day clothes that just makes you feel like a walking bombshell
October 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
there’s something about wearing lingerie under your day to day clothes that just makes you feel like a walking bombshell
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When I was a kid, the War on Drugs was a guy dressed as a Dog Detective or a commercial where they scramble eggs. Now it's like predator drones and shit.
October 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
When I was a kid, the War on Drugs was a guy dressed as a Dog Detective or a commercial where they scramble eggs. Now it's like predator drones and shit.
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but “changing your mind” about a disaster politician isn’t betrayal. It’s called “using your brain."
October 24, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but “changing your mind” about a disaster politician isn’t betrayal. It’s called “using your brain."
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A👁 is not all bad.
October 22, 2025 at 7:38 AM
A👁 is not all bad.
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It's "We the people," not "they the billionaires."
October 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
It's "We the people," not "they the billionaires."