Tyler
@rogue15.bsky.social
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Someone needs to take this guy down a peg
October 30, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Someone needs to take this guy down a peg
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Shout out to E.T. for taping a few everyday devices together and using that shit to call a Space Uber and get his ass back home and whatnot.
October 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Shout out to E.T. for taping a few everyday devices together and using that shit to call a Space Uber and get his ass back home and whatnot.
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Farmer: You do the tomato art for the new sign?
Artist: Sure did, boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Farmer: what
Artist: Sure did, boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Farmer: what
October 12, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Farmer: You do the tomato art for the new sign?
Artist: Sure did, boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Farmer: what
Artist: Sure did, boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Farmer: what
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nobody has seen the president in three days
[burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy
[burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy
August 30, 2025 at 4:04 AM
nobody has seen the president in three days
[burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy
[burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy
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When you throw a dead fly in the trash you’re laying it to rest amongst a great fortune like a pharaoh
July 19, 2025 at 3:30 AM
When you throw a dead fly in the trash you’re laying it to rest amongst a great fortune like a pharaoh
They should let men boxers wear tops like women do
July 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM
They should let men boxers wear tops like women do
There should be a preseason NCAA tournament where every single basketball team in every division is put into one big tournament. The A's should call themselves The Western Athletics. They're in West Sacramento and they keep moving around the West. It also sounds better than the Las Vegas Athletics.
July 10, 2025 at 2:36 AM
There should be a preseason NCAA tournament where every single basketball team in every division is put into one big tournament. The A's should call themselves The Western Athletics. They're in West Sacramento and they keep moving around the West. It also sounds better than the Las Vegas Athletics.
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Government efficiency is when every federal agency has to send a daily emergency email to its workers telling them to ignore another daily email from a different department trying to fire them without knowing what their jobs are.
February 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Government efficiency is when every federal agency has to send a daily emergency email to its workers telling them to ignore another daily email from a different department trying to fire them without knowing what their jobs are.
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They killed Jim Henson because he was on the verge of building a muppet that had a soul
January 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
They killed Jim Henson because he was on the verge of building a muppet that had a soul
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David Lynch was a man of mystery. I’ve seen Mulholland Dr. a dozen times and I still can’t figure out who’s the doctor
January 17, 2025 at 1:56 AM
David Lynch was a man of mystery. I’ve seen Mulholland Dr. a dozen times and I still can’t figure out who’s the doctor
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after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"
January 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"
@briancgrubb.bsky.social I watched Cunk on Life and during the credits I noticed some interesting names
January 7, 2025 at 7:43 PM
@briancgrubb.bsky.social I watched Cunk on Life and during the credits I noticed some interesting names
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KINDLY FARMER: Come on inside, Dick. Martha has a hot plate for you.
DON DRAPER: (shoveling a pile of manure) Thanks, Hank. You've taught me something important about the human condition.
[later]
BUCKTOOTHED RUBE ON TV: Dove soap can even wash the shit off my stupid country ass
FARMER: what the hell
DON DRAPER: (shoveling a pile of manure) Thanks, Hank. You've taught me something important about the human condition.
[later]
BUCKTOOTHED RUBE ON TV: Dove soap can even wash the shit off my stupid country ass
FARMER: what the hell
September 20, 2024 at 1:34 PM
KINDLY FARMER: Come on inside, Dick. Martha has a hot plate for you.
DON DRAPER: (shoveling a pile of manure) Thanks, Hank. You've taught me something important about the human condition.
[later]
BUCKTOOTHED RUBE ON TV: Dove soap can even wash the shit off my stupid country ass
FARMER: what the hell
DON DRAPER: (shoveling a pile of manure) Thanks, Hank. You've taught me something important about the human condition.
[later]
BUCKTOOTHED RUBE ON TV: Dove soap can even wash the shit off my stupid country ass
FARMER: what the hell
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The "Did Jimmy Carter Die Today" bot author used the wrong timezone and declared he wasn't dead today at 6AM lmao
December 30, 2024 at 12:04 AM
The "Did Jimmy Carter Die Today" bot author used the wrong timezone and declared he wasn't dead today at 6AM lmao
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Saxophone inventor: each button plays a different note
Trombone inventor: trombone goes WOOooooOOmp
Trombone inventor: trombone goes WOOooooOOmp
December 12, 2024 at 1:32 PM
Saxophone inventor: each button plays a different note
Trombone inventor: trombone goes WOOooooOOmp
Trombone inventor: trombone goes WOOooooOOmp
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I saw the United Healthcare CEO shooter drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic's, and his hair was perfect!
December 8, 2024 at 9:04 AM
I saw the United Healthcare CEO shooter drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic's, and his hair was perfect!
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freeze frame on man running through bazaar
Jason Statham (VO): yeah. thass me. aladdin runnin frum the fuckin fuzz again
Jason Statham (VO): yeah. thass me. aladdin runnin frum the fuckin fuzz again
November 24, 2024 at 12:48 AM
freeze frame on man running through bazaar
Jason Statham (VO): yeah. thass me. aladdin runnin frum the fuckin fuzz again
Jason Statham (VO): yeah. thass me. aladdin runnin frum the fuckin fuzz again
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Person 1: what’s the name of this band?
Person 2: Fleetwood Mac
Person 1: where does that name come from?
Person 2: it’s two of the members of the band
Person 1: the two most important members surely
Person 2: hahaha no not even close
Person 2: Fleetwood Mac
Person 1: where does that name come from?
Person 2: it’s two of the members of the band
Person 1: the two most important members surely
Person 2: hahaha no not even close
July 20, 2023 at 3:55 PM
Person 1: what’s the name of this band?
Person 2: Fleetwood Mac
Person 1: where does that name come from?
Person 2: it’s two of the members of the band
Person 1: the two most important members surely
Person 2: hahaha no not even close
Person 2: Fleetwood Mac
Person 1: where does that name come from?
Person 2: it’s two of the members of the band
Person 1: the two most important members surely
Person 2: hahaha no not even close
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threads looks like an app that’s onscreen for two seconds while olivia benson scrolls through it to investigate a kidnapping ring
July 6, 2023 at 3:07 AM
threads looks like an app that’s onscreen for two seconds while olivia benson scrolls through it to investigate a kidnapping ring
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BART SIMPSON: What are you doing here in Springfield? Are you here to spread awareness of Saudi Vision 2030?
CROWN PRINCE MOHAMMED BIN SALMAN: Thats right Bart.
CROWN PRINCE MOHAMMED BIN SALMAN: Thats right Bart.
November 3, 2024 at 10:55 PM
BART SIMPSON: What are you doing here in Springfield? Are you here to spread awareness of Saudi Vision 2030?
CROWN PRINCE MOHAMMED BIN SALMAN: Thats right Bart.
CROWN PRINCE MOHAMMED BIN SALMAN: Thats right Bart.
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Sometimes you don't realize how much you say "ooh la la" till they play your 911 call on the local news
May 13, 2023 at 4:12 AM
Sometimes you don't realize how much you say "ooh la la" till they play your 911 call on the local news
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google 2012: here's how to make tacos
google 2018: here's where to BUY tacos NEAR ME
google 2024: hard shell tacos are made from fried corn tortillas, while soft shell tacos are medium or large freshwater turtles with oval-shaped shells covered by skin
google 2018: here's where to BUY tacos NEAR ME
google 2024: hard shell tacos are made from fried corn tortillas, while soft shell tacos are medium or large freshwater turtles with oval-shaped shells covered by skin
October 8, 2024 at 4:41 PM
google 2012: here's how to make tacos
google 2018: here's where to BUY tacos NEAR ME
google 2024: hard shell tacos are made from fried corn tortillas, while soft shell tacos are medium or large freshwater turtles with oval-shaped shells covered by skin
google 2018: here's where to BUY tacos NEAR ME
google 2024: hard shell tacos are made from fried corn tortillas, while soft shell tacos are medium or large freshwater turtles with oval-shaped shells covered by skin
I'm happy to have been given a number. Participation is fun.
September 17, 2024 at 3:41 AM
I'm happy to have been given a number. Participation is fun.