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Verified source of unimportant musings on music and other things
"Have You Ever Seen The Vain"
"Saggie May"
"Light My Tire"
Change (replace or add) one letter, ruin a song:

"You’re So Van"
"Time After Tim"
"Helm!"
August 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
The energy of this performance is awe-inspiring. Ozzy was the best.
July 22, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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First thing they did is take over the Kennedy Center.

They canceled Colbert.

Superman is a weirdly powerful icon right now, bothering all the right people.

Don’t let anyone tell you the arts aren’t crucial.
July 20, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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'What The F**k Is Wrong With That Guy?': Jon Stewart Shames Senator For 'Depravity' https://twp.ai/4ioVlh
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'What The F**k Is Wrong With That Guy?': Jon Stewart Shames Senator For 'Depravity'
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June 17, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Not many people know this, but the song 8675309 is actually threatening people who live in the zip code 75309
May 17, 2025 at 11:16 AM
McDonald's new McCrispy Strips taste like I ordered Raising Cane's on Temu.
May 15, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I thank every gamer who isn't spoiling #thelastofus for those of us who only know the TV series. Truly!
April 21, 2025 at 4:58 AM
#WhiteLotus confirms my belief that a do-nothing wellness retreat would stress me out more than any work deadline.
February 24, 2025 at 3:24 PM
One of the many things that makes John Oliver so great on @lastweektonight.com is how he doesn't pause for applause in order to keep the show on time.
February 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Some days you just want to show your appreciation for lentil soup...
This is a lentil soup that defies expectations of what lentil soup can be. Based on a Turkish lentil soup, mercimek corbasi, it is a revelatory dish that takes less than an hour to make. nyti.ms/4i7eYzN
February 21, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Elon Musk is a terrible president.
February 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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doinking an incredibly short field goal probably feels like walking confidently into a turnstile you didn't know was locked
January 21, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Guy saw my lost owl fliers and brought by an owl that *looks* like mine and now HE’S mad at ME? Buddy I don’t know what to tell you it’s not my owl
January 3, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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Doing my annual check in on the state of the new years glasses industry and things are looking rough out there
December 31, 2024 at 4:13 AM
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Most people write congrats because they don't know the spelling of congrajulashions.
December 31, 2024 at 6:43 PM
When a fire comes around... you must whippet!

When there's a throw rug on the ground...

you must whippet!
Winter whippet ☺️❄️🐶
December 31, 2024 at 5:59 PM
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Have to admit that my cookie and pie diet of the last week is not working out
December 25, 2024 at 8:41 PM
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Some sad news: the last of the California Raisins has been eaten alive. As with previous band members, the Raisin was served ortolan style and he went down singing. I think it was the sunglasses one
December 23, 2024 at 9:58 PM
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“party city’s going out of business” would be a good line right before you kicked someone in the nuts
December 20, 2024 at 7:48 PM
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I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday.

Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible!!!
December 16, 2024 at 11:48 AM
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New pic of a drone over New Jersey.
December 16, 2024 at 12:04 AM
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Every dad gift ideas list is like: Scotch rocks, socks that are also a knife, bacon wallet, hammer subscription
December 16, 2024 at 12:07 AM
I think #survivor jury members should have to keep wearing their camp clothes, but freshly washed to look like Day 1 again.
December 14, 2024 at 11:16 PM
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Happy 99th Birthday to our American treasure, Dick Van Dyke.

Who else remembers the Stop, Drop, and Roll commercials.
December 13, 2024 at 7:56 PM