"Napping at the Cider Mill" would be a good album name.

Barf. I don't need video and audio on home pages. It's like a throwback to web pop-up ads from the late '90s. Let me peruse my choices in silence.

Schumer: People are even more aroused!

Doorbells. Fireworks. Smoke detectors. Doggy chill pills are no match!

I know Exile is the fashionable choice for best Stones album, but Sticky Fingers is my #1.

Same disappointment when I have to say "traffic circle" instead of "roundabout."

The "crown." The non-smiling eyes. This is art.