Robtimus
@robtimus.bsky.social
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real shitposters only use lower case because we are anti-capitalism
October 10, 2025 at 1:22 PM
real shitposters only use lower case because we are anti-capitalism
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I'm at the comedy festival. I'm at the authoritarian regime. I'm at the combination comedy festival and authoritarian regime
September 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I'm at the comedy festival. I'm at the authoritarian regime. I'm at the combination comedy festival and authoritarian regime
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Just once i'd like to see two mimes having a huge argument in a library
September 15, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Just once i'd like to see two mimes having a huge argument in a library
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i'm not "going to the bathroom" i'm "having a coffee release party"
September 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
i'm not "going to the bathroom" i'm "having a coffee release party"
The original Bluesky Elder
September 5, 2025 at 2:08 PM
The original Bluesky Elder
A badass looking supervillain called Nightshade, but they just throw tomatoes and eggplants at people
September 2, 2025 at 7:09 PM
A badass looking supervillain called Nightshade, but they just throw tomatoes and eggplants at people
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do you think the goatse guy expected his picture to be viewed over one billion times or was that more of a stretch goal
August 25, 2025 at 2:17 PM
do you think the goatse guy expected his picture to be viewed over one billion times or was that more of a stretch goal
slightly diminish a band
Pearl Push
Pearl Push
slightly diminish a band
Wu Kool-Aid
Wu Kool-Aid
slightly diminish a band:
Blink 181
Blink 181
August 13, 2025 at 3:48 AM
slightly diminish a band
Pearl Push
Pearl Push
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the bobs they are a-dylan
July 29, 2025 at 2:15 AM
the bobs they are a-dylan
Drop a bad guy you actually love
July 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Drop a bad guy you actually love
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If you were in a hypothetical situation, what would you do?
June 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
If you were in a hypothetical situation, what would you do?
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POV: you’re about to get a call from 1998
April 13, 2025 at 9:11 PM
POV: you’re about to get a call from 1998
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Ok, this is the last one. Internet is 10/10 today.
July 18, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Ok, this is the last one. Internet is 10/10 today.
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Actually, people of every color love cheese
June 15, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Actually, people of every color love cheese
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I’m such an easy going person that I’m not even mentioning your typo which is making me hyperventilate
July 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I’m such an easy going person that I’m not even mentioning your typo which is making me hyperventilate
Small fonts are ageism
July 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Small fonts are ageism
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thinking about how good, with all this heat and humidity, a large glass of egg nog would be right now
July 7, 2025 at 9:33 PM
thinking about how good, with all this heat and humidity, a large glass of egg nog would be right now
Drop someone BESPECTACLED 👓🖤🕶️
July 2, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Drop someone BESPECTACLED 👓🖤🕶️
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Why did they call them Viking runes and not Norse code
June 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Why did they call them Viking runes and not Norse code
I used to run with a pretty tough gang when I was younger
June 23, 2025 at 11:29 AM
I used to run with a pretty tough gang when I was younger
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*closing menu* I'll have the brain on drugs with a side of hash browns
June 21, 2025 at 5:28 PM
*closing menu* I'll have the brain on drugs with a side of hash browns
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I have never been swimming because it’s never been more than 30 minutes since I last ate
March 4, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I have never been swimming because it’s never been more than 30 minutes since I last ate
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I like school zones because you can slow down and use your phone for a sec
May 16, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I like school zones because you can slow down and use your phone for a sec
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time zones aren't nearly as sci-fi as they sound
May 28, 2025 at 2:17 PM
time zones aren't nearly as sci-fi as they sound