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damn that baby looks cool as hell
December 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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unconscionable
December 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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another day working at the japanese artificial mouth company. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the artificial mouth. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it
This is an artificial mouth created by Japanese researchers. It uses artificial vocal cords, a trachea system, and a flexible silicone mouth that moves and shapes sound in real time.

It sounds so human-like!
December 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Lmao this party is so fucking cooked
Cutting property taxes for Oregonians affected by wildfires. Canceling planned freeway tolls. Pausing local new taxes in the Portland area. We have to keep going to make life more affordable for Oregonians.
December 25, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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NORAD Santa tracker is Woke
December 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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“Like prime, but with human beings”
December 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now
December 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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I asked @aoc.bsky.social about why she posted this tweet, and she said “because JD Vance is a goober, man.”
December 17, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Oh my god y'all I had not seen the rest of the Vanity Fair photos holy shit. Christopher Anderson deserves a medal.

Look at this. He left the LIGHT SWITCHES in the edited photos! These assholes look like their well-meaning mom took a picture of them on their first day in a grown-up job.
December 17, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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these articles are pretty remarkable rorschach tests
Sorry but if we are in a position where anyone in power is supposed to give a shit what this speculator thinks about our city then we need to fundamentally reorganize everything 🤗 www.wweek.com/news/2025/12...
December 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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let's go girls we're dissociating Chandrilan style
December 16, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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so far the only concrete thing ai has done is make the entire tech market worse and every consumer facing tech product less usable or accessable
December 16, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Have I mentioned that he’s absolutely drenched?

Let’s see if Bluesky mods will let the Wet Man in their hearts
December 14, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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I don’t know that it’s possible to not become a coffee guy in Portland
December 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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tired: GG Allin

wired:
December 8, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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if elected president i promise to be just as corrupt as our current leadership, perhaps even moreso. but I will also reinvest the entire defense and policing budgets into creating what i call The Health Cigarette
December 6, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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chat is it good that my Sec Def is talking about me like he’s already at The Hague
December 3, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes
November 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy
November 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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LucasArts had so many internal tools, but to make levels their FPS games "Dark Forces" and "Outlaws" they just used the good old AutoCAD. Here are shots of "Outlaws" maps being worked on in AutoCAD R13 for Windows:
November 29, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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John! John, it's Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Milton! You know that justification of the ways of God to Man you're looking for? Well, listen to this! *begins reciting the entirety of the Bible*
November 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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someday a real Black Friday will come and wash all the scum off the streets
November 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM