Richard Priest
@rjp70.bsky.social
Chinnor Rugby, Wycombe Wanderers
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Anyway, we need some joy, so here's the Egyptian foreign minister being given a Lego Pyramid by the Danish foreign minister.
November 3, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Anyway, we need some joy, so here's the Egyptian foreign minister being given a Lego Pyramid by the Danish foreign minister.
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this is weird; the bloke moving in next door just came round and said he was legally required to tell me that he used to be a prince
October 31, 2025 at 9:56 PM
this is weird; the bloke moving in next door just came round and said he was legally required to tell me that he used to be a prince
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September 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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I was drinking a martini when the waitress screamed, “Does anyone know CPR?” I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet,” and we all laughed - except one person.
September 12, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I was drinking a martini when the waitress screamed, “Does anyone know CPR?” I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet,” and we all laughed - except one person.
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Re The Salt Path: As my wise grandmother always said, people with terminal conditions rarely appear in 2 further sequels.
July 6, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Re The Salt Path: As my wise grandmother always said, people with terminal conditions rarely appear in 2 further sequels.
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What do you get if you combine the Salt Path and Captain Tom controversies?
A seasoned veteran.
A seasoned veteran.
July 7, 2025 at 1:01 PM
What do you get if you combine the Salt Path and Captain Tom controversies?
A seasoned veteran.
A seasoned veteran.
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I threw a ball for my dog. Extravagant, I know, but it was his 21st birthday.
June 19, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I threw a ball for my dog. Extravagant, I know, but it was his 21st birthday.
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Bad news everyone, there will be no more tastes after this one :(
June 7, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Bad news everyone, there will be no more tastes after this one :(
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Magnum Cart.
The singular of Magna Carta.
The singular of Magna Carta.
May 15, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Magnum Cart.
The singular of Magna Carta.
The singular of Magna Carta.
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Just ordered a new Pope from Temu:
May 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Just ordered a new Pope from Temu:
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One of my fave @vizcomic.bsky.social letters of all time. Happy Easter.
April 20, 2025 at 8:33 AM
One of my fave @vizcomic.bsky.social letters of all time. Happy Easter.
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This is one of the greatest things I have ever seen
March 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM
This is one of the greatest things I have ever seen
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An existential crisis on a German train is captured in this short video.
Enjoy!
Enjoy!
March 16, 2025 at 9:31 AM
An existential crisis on a German train is captured in this short video.
Enjoy!
Enjoy!
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Reports are coming in that a month’s worth of weather small-talk has fallen in an hour inside British offices
January 6, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Reports are coming in that a month’s worth of weather small-talk has fallen in an hour inside British offices
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JOB INTERVIEWER: What’s your biggest weakness?
ME: I’d say my greatest strength is listening.
ME: I’d say my greatest strength is listening.
December 22, 2024 at 8:59 AM
JOB INTERVIEWER: What’s your biggest weakness?
ME: I’d say my greatest strength is listening.
ME: I’d say my greatest strength is listening.
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Wife: So you went to the party all by yourself?
Me: Yes
Wife: And you stayed three whole hours?
Me: Yes
Wife: Even though I wasn’t there to make you stay?
Me: Yes
Wife: And now you don’t want to talk to other people until?
Me: March-ish
Me: Yes
Wife: And you stayed three whole hours?
Me: Yes
Wife: Even though I wasn’t there to make you stay?
Me: Yes
Wife: And now you don’t want to talk to other people until?
Me: March-ish
December 15, 2024 at 5:17 AM
Wife: So you went to the party all by yourself?
Me: Yes
Wife: And you stayed three whole hours?
Me: Yes
Wife: Even though I wasn’t there to make you stay?
Me: Yes
Wife: And now you don’t want to talk to other people until?
Me: March-ish
Me: Yes
Wife: And you stayed three whole hours?
Me: Yes
Wife: Even though I wasn’t there to make you stay?
Me: Yes
Wife: And now you don’t want to talk to other people until?
Me: March-ish
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Someone in the queue ahead of me just ordered a ‘Tiramisu Latte’ and how did we end up here guys
December 6, 2024 at 8:46 AM
Someone in the queue ahead of me just ordered a ‘Tiramisu Latte’ and how did we end up here guys
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Massive away win for the little fella.
December 2, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Massive away win for the little fella.
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damn it I just realised while all those landowners were buggering up London with their tractors we could have built some homes on their land
November 19, 2024 at 7:36 PM
damn it I just realised while all those landowners were buggering up London with their tractors we could have built some homes on their land
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Round round get a round I get a round.
Tray tray need a tray I need a tray.
The Beach Boys down the pub.
Tray tray need a tray I need a tray.
The Beach Boys down the pub.
November 20, 2024 at 3:07 PM
Round round get a round I get a round.
Tray tray need a tray I need a tray.
The Beach Boys down the pub.
Tray tray need a tray I need a tray.
The Beach Boys down the pub.
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My six favourite European Mr Men character names...
6. Mr Muddle in Spain = Don Confuso
5. Mr Topsy-Turvy in Germany = Herr Kuddelmuddel
4. Mr Bounce in France = Monsieur Bing
3. Mr Dizzy in Portugal = Senhor Bobo
2. Mr Greedy in Sweden = Gubben Glufs Glufs
1. Mr Bump in Norway = Herr Dumpidump
6. Mr Muddle in Spain = Don Confuso
5. Mr Topsy-Turvy in Germany = Herr Kuddelmuddel
4. Mr Bounce in France = Monsieur Bing
3. Mr Dizzy in Portugal = Senhor Bobo
2. Mr Greedy in Sweden = Gubben Glufs Glufs
1. Mr Bump in Norway = Herr Dumpidump
November 18, 2024 at 12:04 PM
My six favourite European Mr Men character names...
6. Mr Muddle in Spain = Don Confuso
5. Mr Topsy-Turvy in Germany = Herr Kuddelmuddel
4. Mr Bounce in France = Monsieur Bing
3. Mr Dizzy in Portugal = Senhor Bobo
2. Mr Greedy in Sweden = Gubben Glufs Glufs
1. Mr Bump in Norway = Herr Dumpidump
6. Mr Muddle in Spain = Don Confuso
5. Mr Topsy-Turvy in Germany = Herr Kuddelmuddel
4. Mr Bounce in France = Monsieur Bing
3. Mr Dizzy in Portugal = Senhor Bobo
2. Mr Greedy in Sweden = Gubben Glufs Glufs
1. Mr Bump in Norway = Herr Dumpidump