Whaley Queen of the Woke
@simonwhale.bsky.social
Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
I tend to tweet at night ....mostly
Follows Back Like Buffalo Bill With A Tub Of Lotion
I tend to tweet at night ....mostly
Follows Back Like Buffalo Bill With A Tub Of Lotion
‘On what basis am I barring you ?’
Well all your convictions to start with
Well all your convictions to start with
January 2, 2026 at 12:42 PM
‘On what basis am I barring you ?’
Well all your convictions to start with
Well all your convictions to start with
As a sign of penance all Americans should be forced to have this whilst Trump is in power
The lobotomised loons
Probably me off the social media acceptance list now 😂
The lobotomised loons
Probably me off the social media acceptance list now 😂
January 2, 2026 at 12:32 PM
As a sign of penance all Americans should be forced to have this whilst Trump is in power
The lobotomised loons
Probably me off the social media acceptance list now 😂
The lobotomised loons
Probably me off the social media acceptance list now 😂
January 2, 2026 at 12:10 PM
And another beaut from Grok
At this rate we won’t have to worry about Skynet as Trump will close all Ai down 😂
At this rate we won’t have to worry about Skynet as Trump will close all Ai down 😂
January 2, 2026 at 11:22 AM
And another beaut from Grok
At this rate we won’t have to worry about Skynet as Trump will close all Ai down 😂
At this rate we won’t have to worry about Skynet as Trump will close all Ai down 😂
Oh it’s not just you Aussies
January 2, 2026 at 10:39 AM
Oh it’s not just you Aussies
Prepare yourself for the greatest joke there’s ever been
January 1, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Prepare yourself for the greatest joke there’s ever been
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The Traitors review – this amazing new twist changes everything
The Traitors review – this amazing new twist changes everything
‘We don’t need middle management,’ yell the new batch of traitors. With just one audacious tweak, the hit show promises to become even more satisfying – and full of bombshells
www.theguardian.com
January 1, 2026 at 9:42 PM
The Traitors review – this amazing new twist changes everything
Let’s be really clear about this
Tommy Robinson wasn’t prevented from coming into the pub because of his political views
It was simply because of his diminutive size they ID’d him and he didn’t know which of the several to give
Tommy Robinson wasn’t prevented from coming into the pub because of his political views
It was simply because of his diminutive size they ID’d him and he didn’t know which of the several to give
January 1, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Let’s be really clear about this
Tommy Robinson wasn’t prevented from coming into the pub because of his political views
It was simply because of his diminutive size they ID’d him and he didn’t know which of the several to give
Tommy Robinson wasn’t prevented from coming into the pub because of his political views
It was simply because of his diminutive size they ID’d him and he didn’t know which of the several to give
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‘They sowed chaos to no avail’: the lasting legacy of Elon Musk’s Doge
‘They sowed chaos to no avail’: the lasting legacy of Elon Musk’s Doge
The billionaire – who had no government experience – left various federal agencies in disarray while overseeing an ‘efficiency’ drive across Washington
www.theguardian.com
January 1, 2026 at 3:30 PM
‘They sowed chaos to no avail’: the lasting legacy of Elon Musk’s Doge
Call it what it is it’s not reunification , it would be an invasion of a country that overwhelmingly doesn’t want it
Given that it’s only between 7-13% of Taiwanese are on board with the idea.
It’s ironic that the US is so anti this one but ready to give up on Ukraine in exactly the same position
Given that it’s only between 7-13% of Taiwanese are on board with the idea.
It’s ironic that the US is so anti this one but ready to give up on Ukraine in exactly the same position
January 1, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Call it what it is it’s not reunification , it would be an invasion of a country that overwhelmingly doesn’t want it
Given that it’s only between 7-13% of Taiwanese are on board with the idea.
It’s ironic that the US is so anti this one but ready to give up on Ukraine in exactly the same position
Given that it’s only between 7-13% of Taiwanese are on board with the idea.
It’s ironic that the US is so anti this one but ready to give up on Ukraine in exactly the same position
MAD (Mutually Assured Destruction) only ever worked when our leaders weren’t absolutely fucking MAD.
a man in a suit and tie is smiling in a car
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling in a car
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 1:19 PM
MAD (Mutually Assured Destruction) only ever worked when our leaders weren’t absolutely fucking MAD.
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Shocking that this is needed
January 1, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Shocking that this is needed
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JD Vance Cries In Bathroom After Trump Uses ‘Piggy’ Nickname On Someone Else https://theonion.com/jd-vance-cries-in-bathroom-after-trump-uses-piggy-nickname-on-someone-else/
December 31, 2025 at 11:00 PM
JD Vance Cries In Bathroom After Trump Uses ‘Piggy’ Nickname On Someone Else https://theonion.com/jd-vance-cries-in-bathroom-after-trump-uses-piggy-nickname-on-someone-else/
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Jackie Chan speaking about Gaza. "Recently I watched a video. A child was asked, 'What will you be when you grow up?'"
"He said, 'Children on our side don’t grow up.' My tears just came falling down instantly."
"He said, 'Children on our side don’t grow up.' My tears just came falling down instantly."
December 31, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Jackie Chan speaking about Gaza. "Recently I watched a video. A child was asked, 'What will you be when you grow up?'"
"He said, 'Children on our side don’t grow up.' My tears just came falling down instantly."
"He said, 'Children on our side don’t grow up.' My tears just came falling down instantly."
I HEAR THEY’RE HALAL FIREWORKS
January 1, 2026 at 12:06 AM
I HEAR THEY’RE HALAL FIREWORKS
Sure , soon as you release the unredacted Epstein files you paedo
That’s the only thing that’s fowl here
That’s the only thing that’s fowl here
December 31, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Sure , soon as you release the unredacted Epstein files you paedo
That’s the only thing that’s fowl here
That’s the only thing that’s fowl here
Way to see out the year Mr Algorithm
Honestly you make between 1 to 2 thousand references to a tiny penis and this is what happens
Honestly you make between 1 to 2 thousand references to a tiny penis and this is what happens
December 31, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Way to see out the year Mr Algorithm
Honestly you make between 1 to 2 thousand references to a tiny penis and this is what happens
Honestly you make between 1 to 2 thousand references to a tiny penis and this is what happens
A classic from yesteryear 😂👌
December 31, 2025 at 1:51 PM
A classic from yesteryear 😂👌