David KC
@davidmuttering.bsky.social
Mixing up a spot of bewigged law with some quality lounging, #pvfc, awkward puns and tireless pedantry.
24 hours after finishing Christmas lunch, there's still more of gravy than the grave about me, but only just.
December 26, 2025 at 5:44 PM
24 hours after finishing Christmas lunch, there's still more of gravy than the grave about me, but only just.
He's been! He's been!
December 26, 2025 at 8:00 AM
He's been! He's been!
Sausage roll garland.
Breakfast of Champions.
Breakfast of Champions.
December 25, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Sausage roll garland.
Breakfast of Champions.
Breakfast of Champions.
Obligatory Christmas Day visit to the tiny horse sensation and Wimbledon celebrity, Mr Fudge
December 25, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Obligatory Christmas Day visit to the tiny horse sensation and Wimbledon celebrity, Mr Fudge
Happy Christmas everyone! 🎁 🌲
And it's just ONE week to New Kitten Day, when we're joined by this little one.
She's busy unwrapping her presents now.
And it's just ONE week to New Kitten Day, when we're joined by this little one.
She's busy unwrapping her presents now.
December 25, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Happy Christmas everyone! 🎁 🌲
And it's just ONE week to New Kitten Day, when we're joined by this little one.
She's busy unwrapping her presents now.
And it's just ONE week to New Kitten Day, when we're joined by this little one.
She's busy unwrapping her presents now.
A Christmassy KC - Day Twenty-Four
Where else to end this journey but on the best of Christmas films - courtesy of @citizensane.bsky.social
Happy Christmas everyone!
Where else to end this journey but on the best of Christmas films - courtesy of @citizensane.bsky.social
Happy Christmas everyone!
December 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
A Christmassy KC - Day Twenty-Four
Where else to end this journey but on the best of Christmas films - courtesy of @citizensane.bsky.social
Happy Christmas everyone!
Where else to end this journey but on the best of Christmas films - courtesy of @citizensane.bsky.social
Happy Christmas everyone!
A Christmassy KC - Day Twenty-Three
If you're a barrister, and it's Christmas, and you wear dodgy jumpers then there's really no better role model. Thanks to @sarahrobsonbarrister.co.uk for this glorious scene.
If you're a barrister, and it's Christmas, and you wear dodgy jumpers then there's really no better role model. Thanks to @sarahrobsonbarrister.co.uk for this glorious scene.
December 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
A Christmassy KC - Day Twenty-Three
If you're a barrister, and it's Christmas, and you wear dodgy jumpers then there's really no better role model. Thanks to @sarahrobsonbarrister.co.uk for this glorious scene.
If you're a barrister, and it's Christmas, and you wear dodgy jumpers then there's really no better role model. Thanks to @sarahrobsonbarrister.co.uk for this glorious scene.
"A thing of beauty is a joy forever"
I've finished work for Christmas. I'm going in.
I've finished work for Christmas. I'm going in.
December 23, 2025 at 2:42 PM
"A thing of beauty is a joy forever"
I've finished work for Christmas. I'm going in.
I've finished work for Christmas. I'm going in.
A Christmassy KC - Day Twenty-Two
The antepenultimate offering is this Fairy Tale scene of scumbags and maggots, courtesy of @johnbeck_
The antepenultimate offering is this Fairy Tale scene of scumbags and maggots, courtesy of @johnbeck_
December 22, 2025 at 5:14 PM
A Christmassy KC - Day Twenty-Two
The antepenultimate offering is this Fairy Tale scene of scumbags and maggots, courtesy of @johnbeck_
The antepenultimate offering is this Fairy Tale scene of scumbags and maggots, courtesy of @johnbeck_
A Christmassy KC - Day Twenty-One and a bit
Apologies for the delay - yesterday was a bit full on and I missed my slot. Appropriately, this image from @hagster69.bsky.social captures a less familiar aspect of Christmas...
Apologies for the delay - yesterday was a bit full on and I missed my slot. Appropriately, this image from @hagster69.bsky.social captures a less familiar aspect of Christmas...
December 22, 2025 at 8:04 AM
A Christmassy KC - Day Twenty-One and a bit
Apologies for the delay - yesterday was a bit full on and I missed my slot. Appropriately, this image from @hagster69.bsky.social captures a less familiar aspect of Christmas...
Apologies for the delay - yesterday was a bit full on and I missed my slot. Appropriately, this image from @hagster69.bsky.social captures a less familiar aspect of Christmas...
Final dog meet of my pre-Christmas weekend in Staffordshire is Dottie. Dottie is 4 months old and is enjoying her new lobster.
December 21, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Final dog meet of my pre-Christmas weekend in Staffordshire is Dottie. Dottie is 4 months old and is enjoying her new lobster.
A Christmassy KC - Day 20.
It's the business end of the Advent period and time to up the ante, courtesy of Dubz, in one of his incarnations.
"Yippee ki yay, Santa"
It's the business end of the Advent period and time to up the ante, courtesy of Dubz, in one of his incarnations.
"Yippee ki yay, Santa"
December 20, 2025 at 6:36 PM
A Christmassy KC - Day 20.
It's the business end of the Advent period and time to up the ante, courtesy of Dubz, in one of his incarnations.
"Yippee ki yay, Santa"
It's the business end of the Advent period and time to up the ante, courtesy of Dubz, in one of his incarnations.
"Yippee ki yay, Santa"
Popped to my sisters to deliver Christmas presents and Billy wants to say hi to everyone
December 20, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Popped to my sisters to deliver Christmas presents and Billy wants to say hi to everyone
A Christmassy KC - Day Nineteen
What could be more Christmassy than emerging headfirst from the anus of a reindeer during a game of Countdown? And it's all thanks to the unique photoshopping skills of @RachelRileyRR
What could be more Christmassy than emerging headfirst from the anus of a reindeer during a game of Countdown? And it's all thanks to the unique photoshopping skills of @RachelRileyRR
December 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM
A Christmassy KC - Day Nineteen
What could be more Christmassy than emerging headfirst from the anus of a reindeer during a game of Countdown? And it's all thanks to the unique photoshopping skills of @RachelRileyRR
What could be more Christmassy than emerging headfirst from the anus of a reindeer during a game of Countdown? And it's all thanks to the unique photoshopping skills of @RachelRileyRR
If you're a Netflix person you could do a lot worse than Death by Lightning - a 4 part miniseries about the assassination of James Garfield in 1881. Excellent cast and remarkably entertaining.
December 18, 2025 at 9:06 PM
If you're a Netflix person you could do a lot worse than Death by Lightning - a 4 part miniseries about the assassination of James Garfield in 1881. Excellent cast and remarkably entertaining.
A Christmassy KC - Day Eighteen.
Incorporated by @sirarthurindeed.bsky.social into Walthamstow's finest for the musical version of 'Yes, but is it a Christmas thing', East 17's Stay Another Day.
Incorporated by @sirarthurindeed.bsky.social into Walthamstow's finest for the musical version of 'Yes, but is it a Christmas thing', East 17's Stay Another Day.
December 18, 2025 at 6:38 PM
A Christmassy KC - Day Eighteen.
Incorporated by @sirarthurindeed.bsky.social into Walthamstow's finest for the musical version of 'Yes, but is it a Christmas thing', East 17's Stay Another Day.
Incorporated by @sirarthurindeed.bsky.social into Walthamstow's finest for the musical version of 'Yes, but is it a Christmas thing', East 17's Stay Another Day.
Bought myself a Christmas present to commemorate 43 years since I received a Christmas present
December 18, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Bought myself a Christmas present to commemorate 43 years since I received a Christmas present
A Christmassy KC - Day Seventeen.
After the commercialisation of yesterday, it's back to the true meaning of Christmas today with shepherds from @graceldn.bsky.social. Only two of these three guys are associated with crooks.
After the commercialisation of yesterday, it's back to the true meaning of Christmas today with shepherds from @graceldn.bsky.social. Only two of these three guys are associated with crooks.
December 17, 2025 at 5:45 PM
A Christmassy KC - Day Seventeen.
After the commercialisation of yesterday, it's back to the true meaning of Christmas today with shepherds from @graceldn.bsky.social. Only two of these three guys are associated with crooks.
After the commercialisation of yesterday, it's back to the true meaning of Christmas today with shepherds from @graceldn.bsky.social. Only two of these three guys are associated with crooks.
Reposted by David KC
For your collective delectation this holiday season:
Quite possibly the silliest thing I've ever written (and definitely the most ridiculous graph I've ever made!)
loreandordure.com/2025/12/16/j...
Quite possibly the silliest thing I've ever written (and definitely the most ridiculous graph I've ever made!)
loreandordure.com/2025/12/16/j...
Jingle Bells (Batman Smells): an incomplete festive folk-rhyme taxonomy
Gather round the fire, everyone, and let me tell you a story. It has everything you could want in a Christmas blockbuster: superheroes and villains, a car crash, children singing, a mystery to solv…
loreandordure.com
December 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
For your collective delectation this holiday season:
Quite possibly the silliest thing I've ever written (and definitely the most ridiculous graph I've ever made!)
loreandordure.com/2025/12/16/j...
Quite possibly the silliest thing I've ever written (and definitely the most ridiculous graph I've ever made!)
loreandordure.com/2025/12/16/j...
A Christmassy KC - Day Sixteen
Time to embrace the corporate delights of Christmas shopping with this elegant depiction, courtesy of the folks at @lidlgb.bsky.social
Don't cut back on jury trials to save money - sponsor them!
Time to embrace the corporate delights of Christmas shopping with this elegant depiction, courtesy of the folks at @lidlgb.bsky.social
Don't cut back on jury trials to save money - sponsor them!
December 16, 2025 at 5:14 PM
A Christmassy KC - Day Sixteen
Time to embrace the corporate delights of Christmas shopping with this elegant depiction, courtesy of the folks at @lidlgb.bsky.social
Don't cut back on jury trials to save money - sponsor them!
Time to embrace the corporate delights of Christmas shopping with this elegant depiction, courtesy of the folks at @lidlgb.bsky.social
Don't cut back on jury trials to save money - sponsor them!
I may have gone slightly overboard with the Treeselets this year.
Current status:
3 pots full
1 pot in progress
9 pots empty
And pretty much all my own work. Allegedly that's 10000 calories of Treeselets....
Current status:
3 pots full
1 pot in progress
9 pots empty
And pretty much all my own work. Allegedly that's 10000 calories of Treeselets....
December 15, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I may have gone slightly overboard with the Treeselets this year.
Current status:
3 pots full
1 pot in progress
9 pots empty
And pretty much all my own work. Allegedly that's 10000 calories of Treeselets....
Current status:
3 pots full
1 pot in progress
9 pots empty
And pretty much all my own work. Allegedly that's 10000 calories of Treeselets....