David KC
@davidmuttering.bsky.social
Mixing up a spot of bewigged law with some quality lounging, #pvfc, awkward puns and tireless pedantry.
At four months old, Michael has taken to laps and I'm here for this
February 12, 2026 at 8:31 PM
At four months old, Michael has taken to laps and I'm here for this
Michael wished to ride with me to Birmingham today. This was not permitted.
February 10, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Michael wished to ride with me to Birmingham today. This was not permitted.
When you're trying to hide but realise there's a bit sticking out.
February 8, 2026 at 2:04 PM
When you're trying to hide but realise there's a bit sticking out.
When you see yourself on the big screen for the first time
February 6, 2026 at 8:35 AM
When you see yourself on the big screen for the first time
Off to the dentist and I have genuinely been using an interdental brush regularly for several months. I'm fascinated to find out in what new way I am now hygienically inadequate.
February 5, 2026 at 11:21 AM
Off to the dentist and I have genuinely been using an interdental brush regularly for several months. I'm fascinated to find out in what new way I am now hygienically inadequate.
Reposted by David KC
After a month of careful study, I have been able to identify the key times when kittens go nuts:
- Just after food
- When hungry
- Just after a poo
- When needing a poo
- Night time
- Day time
- Misc
- Just after food
- When hungry
- Just after a poo
- When needing a poo
- Night time
- Day time
- Misc
February 4, 2026 at 10:02 AM
After a month of careful study, I have been able to identify the key times when kittens go nuts:
- Just after food
- When hungry
- Just after a poo
- When needing a poo
- Night time
- Day time
- Misc
- Just after food
- When hungry
- Just after a poo
- When needing a poo
- Night time
- Day time
- Misc
After a month of careful study, I have been able to identify the key times when kittens go nuts:
- Just after food
- When hungry
- Just after a poo
- When needing a poo
- Night time
- Day time
- Misc
- Just after food
- When hungry
- Just after a poo
- When needing a poo
- Night time
- Day time
- Misc
February 4, 2026 at 10:02 AM
After a month of careful study, I have been able to identify the key times when kittens go nuts:
- Just after food
- When hungry
- Just after a poo
- When needing a poo
- Night time
- Day time
- Misc
- Just after food
- When hungry
- Just after a poo
- When needing a poo
- Night time
- Day time
- Misc
The Common and its denizens doing their best to lift the gloom this morning
February 4, 2026 at 8:23 AM
The Common and its denizens doing their best to lift the gloom this morning
When your kitten thinks she's an antimacassar.
February 1, 2026 at 6:27 PM
When your kitten thinks she's an antimacassar.
This season's collection being recycled (almost) en masse. There's one still going...
Farewell, Twelve Treeslets true
Farewell, Twelve Treeslets true
February 1, 2026 at 4:14 PM
This season's collection being recycled (almost) en masse. There's one still going...
Farewell, Twelve Treeslets true
Farewell, Twelve Treeslets true
"Will you PLEASE stop taking photos of me so I can snooze?"
January 29, 2026 at 1:43 PM
"Will you PLEASE stop taking photos of me so I can snooze?"
Michael has a somewhat curious approach to drinking water - she gets it on her paw then licks it off. It's absurdly cute.
January 28, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Michael has a somewhat curious approach to drinking water - she gets it on her paw then licks it off. It's absurdly cute.
A distant windmill peering over the misted icy Common
January 28, 2026 at 8:05 AM
A distant windmill peering over the misted icy Common
Do I
(a) Step gently over Michael on the top step, safe in the knowledge that she is but a gentle kitten?
or
(b) Give up any thought of seeing upstairs again?
(a) Step gently over Michael on the top step, safe in the knowledge that she is but a gentle kitten?
or
(b) Give up any thought of seeing upstairs again?
January 27, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Do I
(a) Step gently over Michael on the top step, safe in the knowledge that she is but a gentle kitten?
or
(b) Give up any thought of seeing upstairs again?
(a) Step gently over Michael on the top step, safe in the knowledge that she is but a gentle kitten?
or
(b) Give up any thought of seeing upstairs again?
Reposted by David KC
"There's nobody under the open dishwasher. Honest."
January 26, 2026 at 11:17 AM
"There's nobody under the open dishwasher. Honest."
"There's nobody under the open dishwasher. Honest."
January 26, 2026 at 11:17 AM
"There's nobody under the open dishwasher. Honest."
Reposted by David KC
Help. My kitten, she is very crazy.
January 22, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Help. My kitten, she is very crazy.
Michael has a new box, and consequently a new game of putting her ball into the box, panicking, and then finally retrieving her ball from the box. Again and again.
January 21, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Michael has a new box, and consequently a new game of putting her ball into the box, panicking, and then finally retrieving her ball from the box. Again and again.
I'm pretty sure that this sort of content should be behind a paywall
January 20, 2026 at 4:16 PM
I'm pretty sure that this sort of content should be behind a paywall
Reposted by David KC
In defiance of rules, Michael tried to jump on the kitchen bin last night. She was not aware it was emptied and lidless.
Michael 0 Bin Day 1
Michael 0 Bin Day 1
January 19, 2026 at 8:08 AM
In defiance of rules, Michael tried to jump on the kitchen bin last night. She was not aware it was emptied and lidless.
Michael 0 Bin Day 1
Michael 0 Bin Day 1
A little bit of lunchtime laptime
January 19, 2026 at 1:36 PM
A little bit of lunchtime laptime
In defiance of rules, Michael tried to jump on the kitchen bin last night. She was not aware it was emptied and lidless.
Michael 0 Bin Day 1
Michael 0 Bin Day 1
January 19, 2026 at 8:08 AM
In defiance of rules, Michael tried to jump on the kitchen bin last night. She was not aware it was emptied and lidless.
Michael 0 Bin Day 1
Michael 0 Bin Day 1
Our last cat, Dayve, was fed in the garage. Michael is not allowed in the garage as she is too small. The cat flap is locked. Michael resents this.
January 18, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Our last cat, Dayve, was fed in the garage. Michael is not allowed in the garage as she is too small. The cat flap is locked. Michael resents this.