andrew W
@redheron.bsky.social
Co-host of Unrequited, a podcast about breakups.
current number of bird tattoos: 5
current number of bird tattoos: 5
wasn't his stop
A train crew found a loose chicken on an N train this morning—and couldn’t get it to leave.
Loose chicken fouls N train as subway stowaway slows morning commute
A loose chicken gave new meaning to “free range,” scoring a gratis subway ride to Coney Island on the N train Thursday morning after it was discovered fouling a subway car in storage.
www.nydailynews.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:31 AM
wasn't his stop
look it's w/e but I would die for denji chainsaw man
November 15, 2025 at 6:49 AM
look it's w/e but I would die for denji chainsaw man
I mean everything else being true about this that is also just not a good sentence. it's a badly written sentence
you can’t be putting this in the paper (gift link but i do not recommend you use it www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/s...)
November 15, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I mean everything else being true about this that is also just not a good sentence. it's a badly written sentence
every day is a good day to watch To Live and Die in LA (1985) dir. William Friedkin
November 14, 2025 at 7:12 PM
every day is a good day to watch To Live and Die in LA (1985) dir. William Friedkin
as a straight white man, I should be killed immediately
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 3:17 PM
as a straight white man, I should be killed immediately
Savannah, Georgia
November 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Savannah, Georgia
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I'm fact if you're gonna wear them you should be in mild danger of showing a little nut
"shorts" should be short, it's right there in the name, long shorts make you look like that one photo of Kevin Smith
November 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I'm fact if you're gonna wear them you should be in mild danger of showing a little nut
being a human baby is extremely unprofitable
November 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
being a human baby is extremely unprofitable
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My theory about Joyce Carol Oates is that all her bad posts are her charging up like Godzilla's spines until she lets loose with a radioactive blast that leaves the world's richest Nazi a pile of ash
November 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
My theory about Joyce Carol Oates is that all her bad posts are her charging up like Godzilla's spines until she lets loose with a radioactive blast that leaves the world's richest Nazi a pile of ash
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elon musk being approved for a $1 trillion pay package and then posting this is the most public example of "money can't buy happiness" of all time
Elon Musk is over on Twitter posting his sad/pathetic Ai prompts.
November 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
elon musk being approved for a $1 trillion pay package and then posting this is the most public example of "money can't buy happiness" of all time
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counterpoint: no it isn't
Bored Ape Yacht Club is making a comeback — as a metaverse
Bored Ape Yacht Club is making a comeback — as a metaverse
Its crypto-themed metaverse, Otherside, has been a long time coming.
buff.ly
October 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
counterpoint: no it isn't
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Y'all got being a hater so fucked up.
Sometimes you just think something or somebody sucks and it's no deeper than that. And that is the purest, most noble kind of hater you can be.
Sometimes you just think something or somebody sucks and it's no deeper than that. And that is the purest, most noble kind of hater you can be.
October 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Y'all got being a hater so fucked up.
Sometimes you just think something or somebody sucks and it's no deeper than that. And that is the purest, most noble kind of hater you can be.
Sometimes you just think something or somebody sucks and it's no deeper than that. And that is the purest, most noble kind of hater you can be.
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the closer a fanart depiction of hornet is to a sexy naked woman the more im like nice this rules i love naked women, what a treat, but also thats not best girl
October 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
the closer a fanart depiction of hornet is to a sexy naked woman the more im like nice this rules i love naked women, what a treat, but also thats not best girl
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I’ve seen just one counter-protester at No Kings San Diego. He’s got a Trump 2024 flag and this guy has been following him around for probably an hour playing Benny Hill and circus music.
October 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I’ve seen just one counter-protester at No Kings San Diego. He’s got a Trump 2024 flag and this guy has been following him around for probably an hour playing Benny Hill and circus music.
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Here’s “One Piece” of advice… anime will turn you into a реdорhilе !
October 18, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Here’s “One Piece” of advice… anime will turn you into a реdорhilе !
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some of my best friends are kings
October 18, 2025 at 7:56 AM
some of my best friends are kings
honestly this makes me feel a lot better that they rejected my application
This is a sad day for the league of extraordinary Andrew’s
October 17, 2025 at 10:37 PM
honestly this makes me feel a lot better that they rejected my application
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If I get a Death Note I won’t tell anyone but there will be signs.
October 17, 2025 at 6:08 PM
If I get a Death Note I won’t tell anyone but there will be signs.
god damn, killed him
What I don't have in experience, I make up for in integrity.
And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.
And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.
October 17, 2025 at 1:04 AM
god damn, killed him
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Thiel reading 1100 chapters of one piece and somehow not grasping that luffy would instantly and brutally beat him up bugs bunny style
October 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Thiel reading 1100 chapters of one piece and somehow not grasping that luffy would instantly and brutally beat him up bugs bunny style
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UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera
In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion.
As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.
In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion.
As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.
October 11, 2025 at 12:33 PM
UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera
In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion.
As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.
In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion.
As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.
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Ground pounding through a tall tower of crates would fix me
October 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Ground pounding through a tall tower of crates would fix me
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this week, i wrote about no-lifing Silksong and Hades II and how i don't do video games normal. buttondown.com/ghostdown/ar...
no-lifing a sunday morning jigsaw puzzle
For this week, I cobbled together three summers of photos taken at Coney Island. You can see those photos here. bonus for the newsletter :) Coming Up:...
buttondown.com
October 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
this week, i wrote about no-lifing Silksong and Hades II and how i don't do video games normal. buttondown.com/ghostdown/ar...