Vic 🎃🦇🍫🕯️
@redcaptain.bsky.social
Millennial mom (she/her) in the PNW. Trying to garden, sing, hike, and bake my way through this
Does anyone have any surefire ways to find objects stolen by the fae? Asking for an object with an approximately 4’ x 3’ x 2” frame that I swear was in that closet
October 30, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Does anyone have any surefire ways to find objects stolen by the fae? Asking for an object with an approximately 4’ x 3’ x 2” frame that I swear was in that closet
My future
Family Revels In Height Difference Between Mother And Tall Son https://theonion.com/family-revels-in-height-difference-between-mother-and-t-1819577162/
October 29, 2025 at 10:55 PM
My future
One of the reasons I love my community and am happy to have my kids grow up here is because we hear 3-4 different languages every time we go to Costco
Vance says it is "totally reasonable and acceptable" for people to not want to live next door to people who speak a different language than they do
October 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
One of the reasons I love my community and am happy to have my kids grow up here is because we hear 3-4 different languages every time we go to Costco
The research coming out of Finland is part of why we chose an outdoor preschool. Anecdotally, we’ve had 3 less viruses so far than a friend who started traditional preschool at the same time
"Even breathing counts: the air has its own microbiome, which is associated with tree and plant species in the surrounding area."
How a radical experiment to bring a forest into a preschool transformed children’s health
In Finland, kindergartens are exposing children to more mud, wild plants and moss - and finding changes to their health that show how crucial biodiversity is to wellbeing
www.theguardian.com
October 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
The research coming out of Finland is part of why we chose an outdoor preschool. Anecdotally, we’ve had 3 less viruses so far than a friend who started traditional preschool at the same time
It’s not exactly kingship, but at some point in the last 200 years my husband’s family got so pissed off with the rest of the Kennedys that they changed their name, fucked off, and ended up Protestant. Probably for the best honestly. Everyone in that line would make a better HHS secretary though
fun game time: come up with the most insane possible claimant to a kingship. funniest explanation wins
Quietly buying a big floppy hat with feathers to prepare for the renewed English civil war. Calling up the Jacobite heir and telling him it’s go time
October 29, 2025 at 12:57 PM
It’s not exactly kingship, but at some point in the last 200 years my husband’s family got so pissed off with the rest of the Kennedys that they changed their name, fucked off, and ended up Protestant. Probably for the best honestly. Everyone in that line would make a better HHS secretary though
In high school one of my choirs sang “The Boy From New York City.” The sheet music had an absolutely hilarious typo, so obvi us normally “good” kids loved pissing off the director by singing “his dueling scar/ and brand new ear” since after all, that’s what was written
October 29, 2025 at 3:50 AM
In high school one of my choirs sang “The Boy From New York City.” The sheet music had an absolutely hilarious typo, so obvi us normally “good” kids loved pissing off the director by singing “his dueling scar/ and brand new ear” since after all, that’s what was written
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this is just me at 8:01PM
October 29, 2025 at 1:33 AM
this is just me at 8:01PM
And sometimes the close female friends of your grandma are also your aunt
every close female friend of your mom is an auntie whether she's even related to you hello lmao
lmao
October 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
And sometimes the close female friends of your grandma are also your aunt
These would get coffee stained so fast and yet I irrationally want them
And they're fucking dope. No reason for them to go this hard.
October 28, 2025 at 6:05 PM
These would get coffee stained so fast and yet I irrationally want them
Oh my god I have to drive through the Nike campus to get to Costco, this is giving me all sorts of feelings
(Incidentally, half the buildings are now for sale/lease…)
(Incidentally, half the buildings are now for sale/lease…)
They're calling the costco kirkland signature x nike SB dunk low collab the "most targeted at 36 year olds" product ever invented
October 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Oh my god I have to drive through the Nike campus to get to Costco, this is giving me all sorts of feelings
(Incidentally, half the buildings are now for sale/lease…)
(Incidentally, half the buildings are now for sale/lease…)
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Ms Rachel just called Andrew Cuomo a raggedy old racist bitch
October 28, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Ms Rachel just called Andrew Cuomo a raggedy old racist bitch
I’m glad we can save posts but the save button is right in my thumb’s scrolling path
October 28, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I’m glad we can save posts but the save button is right in my thumb’s scrolling path
As a kid I LOVED watching the popcorn come out of this. It was like the scene in the animated 101 Dalmatians when the puppies all run down the hill. 1 or 2 early stragglers, then BAM- a hundred popcorn pieces tumbling into the big brown glass bowl all at once
October 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
As a kid I LOVED watching the popcorn come out of this. It was like the scene in the animated 101 Dalmatians when the puppies all run down the hill. 1 or 2 early stragglers, then BAM- a hundred popcorn pieces tumbling into the big brown glass bowl all at once
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Here is a list of food pantries in Portland OR if you or someone you know in PDX is about to be affected by the snap cuts: www.foodpantries.org/ci/or-portland
Find Food Assistance in Portland, OR: A Comprehensive Directory of Food Pantries
Discover 69 food pantry locations in Portland, OR plus additional food pantry resources nearby.
www.foodpantries.org
October 26, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Here is a list of food pantries in Portland OR if you or someone you know in PDX is about to be affected by the snap cuts: www.foodpantries.org/ci/or-portland
There are no circuses. Soon there will be no bread. These guys took the wrong lessons from the few humanities courses they slept through
not even becuase the circuses too were for *the people*
that ballroom is for the patricians
that ballroom is for the patricians
bread and circuses without the fucking bread
October 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
There are no circuses. Soon there will be no bread. These guys took the wrong lessons from the few humanities courses they slept through
WaCo, if you can get to this tonight it’s probably a good idea given the number of Ford SUVs with missing plates speeding around
We have a CALL TO ACTION!
In response to the harm and abuse perpetrated by Federal agents, the Innovation Law Lab & the Oregon Justice Resource Center will provide a “Know Your Rights” training TONIGHT, Monday, Oct. 27th at 6 pm.
Learn more & register: buff.ly/ObqJBNz
In response to the harm and abuse perpetrated by Federal agents, the Innovation Law Lab & the Oregon Justice Resource Center will provide a “Know Your Rights” training TONIGHT, Monday, Oct. 27th at 6 pm.
Learn more & register: buff.ly/ObqJBNz
October 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
WaCo, if you can get to this tonight it’s probably a good idea given the number of Ford SUVs with missing plates speeding around
I got a free* cutesy swaddle blanket as part of my baby registry** free* gift and um. I’m probably just going to use it for daytime naps because what do you mean the swaddle blanket is not for sleeping? That’s literally the only time you swaddle a baby?
*just pay shipping
**organizational only
*just pay shipping
**organizational only
October 27, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I got a free* cutesy swaddle blanket as part of my baby registry** free* gift and um. I’m probably just going to use it for daytime naps because what do you mean the swaddle blanket is not for sleeping? That’s literally the only time you swaddle a baby?
*just pay shipping
**organizational only
*just pay shipping
**organizational only
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[norman rockwell guy]
teams is better than zoom or goto or webex
teams is better than zoom or goto or webex
Please check your kids’ Halloween candy carefully this year.
I bit into a chocolate bar and found Microsoft Teams.
I bit into a chocolate bar and found Microsoft Teams.
October 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
[norman rockwell guy]
teams is better than zoom or goto or webex
teams is better than zoom or goto or webex
I’m not even through the whole article and I want to throw something. This concept MIGHT work for SOME secondary students who do learn better online. This is horrific as an elementary and middle school concept
From new Wired article about Alpha Schools: www.wired.com/story/ai-tea...
October 27, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I’m not even through the whole article and I want to throw something. This concept MIGHT work for SOME secondary students who do learn better online. This is horrific as an elementary and middle school concept
It finally happened. Someone didn’t realize they weren’t muted and went to the bathroom during a call I was on. We’re all just pretending it never happened
October 27, 2025 at 12:33 PM
It finally happened. Someone didn’t realize they weren’t muted and went to the bathroom during a call I was on. We’re all just pretending it never happened
We’ve been donating what we can to the Oregon Food Bank and our church food pantry for a while now. If you haven’t been but can, now is a great time to start
Feeding America has a page where you can input your zip code and it'll show you all of the food banks near you overlaid on a map. If you need it, it's there. If you don't need it, think about donating money if you have it and your time if you don't.
www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-lo...
www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-lo...
Find Your Local Food Bank | Feeding America
Find the Feeding America member food bank nearest you. Over 200 member food banks can connect you with free food, food pantries, soup kitchens, and mobile pantries in your community.
www.feedingamerica.org
October 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
We’ve been donating what we can to the Oregon Food Bank and our church food pantry for a while now. If you haven’t been but can, now is a great time to start
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Feeding America has a page where you can input your zip code and it'll show you all of the food banks near you overlaid on a map. If you need it, it's there. If you don't need it, think about donating money if you have it and your time if you don't.
www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-lo...
www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-lo...
Find Your Local Food Bank | Feeding America
Find the Feeding America member food bank nearest you. Over 200 member food banks can connect you with free food, food pantries, soup kitchens, and mobile pantries in your community.
www.feedingamerica.org
October 26, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Feeding America has a page where you can input your zip code and it'll show you all of the food banks near you overlaid on a map. If you need it, it's there. If you don't need it, think about donating money if you have it and your time if you don't.
www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-lo...
www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-lo...
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i’m just so mad because if we absolutely had to elect an unqualified media personality to be president we should have gone with either of the guys from CAR TALK
October 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
i’m just so mad because if we absolutely had to elect an unqualified media personality to be president we should have gone with either of the guys from CAR TALK
LMAO either someone forgot to pull the Reagan ad from the Portland Fox World Series broadcast or they’ve just decided to reinstate it with the Reagan estate disclaimer
October 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
LMAO either someone forgot to pull the Reagan ad from the Portland Fox World Series broadcast or they’ve just decided to reinstate it with the Reagan estate disclaimer
Sometimes I like to play a game I call “naturally blonde hair or first gray?”
October 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Sometimes I like to play a game I call “naturally blonde hair or first gray?”