Underdog KC
@realunderogkc.bsky.social
Not bird, nor plane, nor even frog...it's just little old me, Underdog.
Professional smartass. Pays pretty well.
Professional smartass. Pays pretty well.
For shit's sake people! It's overcast! It's raining! Turn on your goddamned headlights!
Especially the happy asshole in the gray Nissan whose car blends into everything!
Especially the happy asshole in the gray Nissan whose car blends into everything!
November 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
For shit's sake people! It's overcast! It's raining! Turn on your goddamned headlights!
Especially the happy asshole in the gray Nissan whose car blends into everything!
Especially the happy asshole in the gray Nissan whose car blends into everything!
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If the only public "good" you're willing to spend money on is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
The revised ordinance requires law enforcement to give people 48 hours’ notice to evacuate, and new penalties of at least 10 hours of public service and a referral to a service provider on their first offense.
On subsequent offenses, people can face penalties of a fine, jail time or both.
On subsequent offenses, people can face penalties of a fine, jail time or both.
Wyandotte County bans homeless people from sleeping outside, despite public outcry
A revised version of the public camping ban — which includes lesser penalties for first time offenses — passed Thursday night. Kansas City, Kansas Police called the measure “dignified” but opponents worry it will criminalize homelessness.
www.kcur.org
November 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
If the only public "good" you're willing to spend money on is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
And I helped prop both of them.
And I helped prop both of them.
November 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
And I helped prop both of them.
And I helped prop both of them.
This sort of thing seldom turns out well...
Family Worried Where Grandma Going With Conversation On Low-Income Housing https://theonion.com/family-worried-where-grandma-going-with-conversation-on-1819578444/
November 24, 2025 at 3:49 PM
This sort of thing seldom turns out well...
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Not that anyone asked, but the country with the World's lowest life expectancy (Chad) has a higher life expectancy than the country with the highest life expectancy 120 yrs ago (Sweden).
Think Science and especially Medicine has somehow failed you? Think again.
#ScienceMatters
Think Science and especially Medicine has somehow failed you? Think again.
#ScienceMatters
November 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Not that anyone asked, but the country with the World's lowest life expectancy (Chad) has a higher life expectancy than the country with the highest life expectancy 120 yrs ago (Sweden).
Think Science and especially Medicine has somehow failed you? Think again.
#ScienceMatters
Think Science and especially Medicine has somehow failed you? Think again.
#ScienceMatters
When Waldo Jewelers no longer does watch stuff, you are required by custom to console yourself with a salted caramel cone from Betty Rae's.
November 23, 2025 at 1:59 PM
When Waldo Jewelers no longer does watch stuff, you are required by custom to console yourself with a salted caramel cone from Betty Rae's.
"I hope you're livin' in a trailer park
With rusty car parts lyin' on your lawn
I hope your husband
Works construction
When he ain't been out drinkin' until dawn...
With rusty car parts lyin' on your lawn
I hope your husband
Works construction
When he ain't been out drinkin' until dawn...
“First you get down on your knees,
Fiddle with your rosaries,
Bow your head with great respect and,
Genuflect genuflect genuflect…”
Fiddle with your rosaries,
Bow your head with great respect and,
Genuflect genuflect genuflect…”
I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I got my plastic Jesus
Sitting on the dash board of my car
Long as I got my plastic Jesus
Sitting on the dash board of my car
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
"I hope you're livin' in a trailer park
With rusty car parts lyin' on your lawn
I hope your husband
Works construction
When he ain't been out drinkin' until dawn...
With rusty car parts lyin' on your lawn
I hope your husband
Works construction
When he ain't been out drinkin' until dawn...
I suppose if you put 85% down...
This person on House Hunters thinks they can get a SF home in Palm Beach with mortgage, house maintenance, pool care, and lawn care, and they’re going to get all that for under $1,800/month.
November 23, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I suppose if you put 85% down...
"I used to listen
To the Clash and The Ramones
Kept the music loud
'Til I got home
Now I listen to Barney
And Wee Sing
I'm a living example of the American dream"
To the Clash and The Ramones
Kept the music loud
'Til I got home
Now I listen to Barney
And Wee Sing
I'm a living example of the American dream"
“First you get down on your knees,
Fiddle with your rosaries,
Bow your head with great respect and,
Genuflect genuflect genuflect…”
Fiddle with your rosaries,
Bow your head with great respect and,
Genuflect genuflect genuflect…”
I don't care if it rains or freezes
Long as I got my plastic Jesus
Sitting on the dash board of my car
Long as I got my plastic Jesus
Sitting on the dash board of my car
November 23, 2025 at 1:09 PM
"I used to listen
To the Clash and The Ramones
Kept the music loud
'Til I got home
Now I listen to Barney
And Wee Sing
I'm a living example of the American dream"
To the Clash and The Ramones
Kept the music loud
'Til I got home
Now I listen to Barney
And Wee Sing
I'm a living example of the American dream"
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Have you ever wondered why some people….
Andy Rooney would have had a hell of a segment talking about felching this Sunday
November 23, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Have you ever wondered why some people….
"Now six and two is eight
Eight and two is ten
Friend-boy she trick you one time
She sure gonna do it again
Hi de hey!
Baby, don't you want to go?
Back to that same ol' place
Sweet home Chicago"
Eight and two is ten
Friend-boy she trick you one time
She sure gonna do it again
Hi de hey!
Baby, don't you want to go?
Back to that same ol' place
Sweet home Chicago"
We skipped the light fandango
Turned some cartwheels across the floor
I was feeling kind of seasick
When the crowd called out for more
The room was humming harder
And the ceiling flew away
When I called out for another drink
The waiter brought a tray
AND SO IT WAAAAAAAAAAAS
Turned some cartwheels across the floor
I was feeling kind of seasick
When the crowd called out for more
The room was humming harder
And the ceiling flew away
When I called out for another drink
The waiter brought a tray
AND SO IT WAAAAAAAAAAAS
November 23, 2025 at 12:39 PM
"Now six and two is eight
Eight and two is ten
Friend-boy she trick you one time
She sure gonna do it again
Hi de hey!
Baby, don't you want to go?
Back to that same ol' place
Sweet home Chicago"
Eight and two is ten
Friend-boy she trick you one time
She sure gonna do it again
Hi de hey!
Baby, don't you want to go?
Back to that same ol' place
Sweet home Chicago"
Oh, shit! I should think about a career...
November 23, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Oh, shit! I should think about a career...
"Well there's a house
In an alley
'Neath the squats and low rise
In a town
With no future
But that's where my future lies"
In an alley
'Neath the squats and low rise
In a town
With no future
But that's where my future lies"
We skipped the light fandango
Turned some cartwheels across the floor
I was feeling kind of seasick
When the crowd called out for more
The room was humming harder
And the ceiling flew away
When I called out for another drink
The waiter brought a tray
AND SO IT WAAAAAAAAAAAS
Turned some cartwheels across the floor
I was feeling kind of seasick
When the crowd called out for more
The room was humming harder
And the ceiling flew away
When I called out for another drink
The waiter brought a tray
AND SO IT WAAAAAAAAAAAS
November 23, 2025 at 3:06 AM
"Well there's a house
In an alley
'Neath the squats and low rise
In a town
With no future
But that's where my future lies"
In an alley
'Neath the squats and low rise
In a town
With no future
But that's where my future lies"
Yay, I guess. Hey still a racist shitstain, though.
The other football: When Lamar Hunt helped U.S. soccer go pro
As the United States prepares for the 2026 World Cup, it's hard to remember that professional soccer in this country once felt like an impossible dream. But one Kansas City businessman, better known a...
www.kcur.org
November 22, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Yay, I guess. Hey still a racist shitstain, though.
Applies to so many things these days...
November 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Applies to so many things these days...
Humanity had a good run. Now hit the showers, everybody.
November 22, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Humanity had a good run. Now hit the showers, everybody.
Every accusation is an admission.
Every. Damned. One.
Every. Damned. One.
Turning Point leader pleads guilty to attempted election fraud
Former GOP state Rep. Austin Smith was caught submitting fake signatures in his reelection campaign.
www.phoenixnewtimes.com
November 22, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Every accusation is an admission.
Every. Damned. One.
Every. Damned. One.
Well, sure. Why have compassion for others? That's a sucker's bet.
Wyandotte County bans homeless people from sleeping outside, despite public outcry
A revised version of the public camping ban — which includes lesser penalties for first time offenses — passed Thursday night. Kansas City, Kansas Police called the measure “dignified” but opponents w...
www.kcur.org
November 22, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Well, sure. Why have compassion for others? That's a sucker's bet.
Yeah...because the one thing that most concerns the Gendarmerie and the French government is a lower tier hack who spouts ridiculous shit just for the clicks.
Jesus shat!
Jesus shat!
Oh brother now she’s really lost it.
Candace Owens claims President and Mrs. Macron have paid for an assassination squad to kill her.
And of course the group includes an Israeli.
Candace Owens claims President and Mrs. Macron have paid for an assassination squad to kill her.
And of course the group includes an Israeli.
November 22, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Yeah...because the one thing that most concerns the Gendarmerie and the French government is a lower tier hack who spouts ridiculous shit just for the clicks.
Jesus shat!
Jesus shat!
But please do call it that.
Because I'm gonna.
Because I'm gonna.
November 22, 2025 at 1:21 PM
But please do call it that.
Because I'm gonna.
Because I'm gonna.
His alternative to vaccination.
This fuckin' guy...
This fuckin' guy...
The head of health services in the United States, letting parasitic lampreys bite his arms for some godforsaken reason.
November 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
His alternative to vaccination.
This fuckin' guy...
This fuckin' guy...
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“I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.”
- Stephen Jay Gould, 1979
- Stephen Jay Gould, 1979
November 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM
“I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.”
- Stephen Jay Gould, 1979
- Stephen Jay Gould, 1979
What a guy.
Makes you cry.
Und I did.
Makes you cry.
Und I did.
NBC: “A man pardoned by Trump for storming the Capitol was arrested on child molestation charges in Tennessee, tried to use an anticipated Jan. 6 payout to silence the victim. Andrew Paul Johnson, 44, was extradited to Florida…” www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
November 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
What a guy.
Makes you cry.
Und I did.
Makes you cry.
Und I did.
And this is part of why I have no family save la Principessa.
Epstein emails are gonna make for some interesting convos this thanksgiving 🤣
November 21, 2025 at 6:32 PM
And this is part of why I have no family save la Principessa.