Underdog KC
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Underdog KC
@realunderogkc.bsky.social
Not bird, nor plane, nor even frog...it's just little old me, Underdog.

Professional smartass. Pays pretty well.
"I grew up reading things like "Bobby Brown and his sister Sue at Camp Rest-a-While". That didn't do me any harm! I also read good things...I think just to feel the word entering into your soul kindles something."

-Eudora Welty
February 2, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Well this is chilling as all fuck. But also the sort of bullshit that Lenexa is known for.
Lenexa police investigated author of column criticizing the department. He's 'pissed off'
A KCUR investigation discovered the department used the city’s license plate readers to track the writer’s movements and it issued a “be on the lookout” for him.
www.kcur.org
February 2, 2026 at 4:17 PM
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"We had to eliminate merit increases, but our president’s life coach swears that extrinsic motivation doesn’t work anyway, and my masseur agrees. Also, our Morale Boosting Consultant has T-shirts."
News, Bad and Good, from the Dean of Arts and Sciences
We have no money for copies. But our Live, Love, Learn program now includes two Undergraduate Scribe Fellows. We have no money for raises, but we’v...
buff.ly
February 2, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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Let's all of us American citizens hope that little Liam doesn't now run off and murder one of us, or rape someone, or defraud a government program, or gobble up some of the neighborhood pets. We're putting our society at some real risk here.
February 2, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Sitting and remembering this. It was so good.
Ask A Slave: The Web Series
Ask A Slave is a comedy web series based on the actress' experiences working at Mount Vernon portraying one of George Washington's slaves. All questions and interactions are based on true life events....
www.youtube.com
February 2, 2026 at 2:40 AM
"In the video, shared to Instagram on Jan. 13, Bankas says, 'Her last name was Good. That’s what I said after they shot her,' while also referring to Good’s wife as a 'dog' and calling Good 'retarded.'"

Y'know...if you attract people who find the above "funny"...you're not.
February 1, 2026 at 11:43 PM
That won't last longer than it takes him to eat a quarter pounder.
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 1d
President Donald Trump said Saturday that he has instructed Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem not to intervene in protests occurring in cities led by Democrats unless local authorities ask for federal help.
Trump says feds won't intervene during protests in Democratic-led cities unless asked to do so
President Donald Trump said Saturday that he has instructed Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem not to intervene in protests occurring in cities led by Democrats unless local authorities ask for federal help.
n.pr
February 1, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Silly me...I would have sworn that alleged ice agents were responsible for killing people. But apparently it's the fault of the people being killed.
Sen. Eric Schmitt: "Through their rhetoric we're already seen tragedies. We're gonna see more of them unless they pump the brakes on this stuff."
February 1, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Almost, but still not quite, enough to make me want to go to Florida.

Really damned close, though.
Manatees are the best
February 1, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Darned freeloading children! Why, if you feed them, then they'll learn!

What a sack of shit their local government is.
February 1, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Pretty sure I've not spoken to or seen anyone in the Epstein files.

Horrible things? Very probably. Definitely, most likely.

But that's a whole different level of fuckery, little shooter.
I feel like someone’s gotta say something, so I guess it’s going to be me. I’m 100% certain that I either know, have met, or have sought meetings with people who have done horrible things in their lives, too. How about y’all? Association is not causation, and it's not guilt — of anything. (1/8)
February 1, 2026 at 6:10 AM
There's a chest freezer in that photo? Where?
“What’s your stealthiest chest freezer?”
February 1, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Oh, man! The moon tonight! With that corona!
February 1, 2026 at 12:40 AM
"...Deborah Tannen...told men and women that their communication problems stemmed from their speaking different languages. (I always thought the difference between men and women was pockets.)

-"Talk", Susan Stamberg
January 31, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Not even a little.
January 31, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Oh.

Oh, my.

Bravo Rotten Tomatoes!
January 31, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Elon Musk and Ron DeSantis have a gay romance. Call it "Tweeted Rivalry".
Rival bourbon distillers from Kentucky have a gay romance, call that Wheated Rivalry
Two butchers from the opposite sides of town have a gay romance, call that Meated Rivalry
January 30, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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The reviews for “Melania” are going to be far more entertaining than the movie. What a fabulous headline:
January 30, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Yeah...the gay black man is a Klansman.

This simply doesn't make sense in any version of reality I'm familiar with.

And I get around.
Harmeet RTs Mike Davis calling Don Lemon a klansman.
January 30, 2026 at 6:17 PM
And even as he's slagging in the ytest of yt people, he manages to get in a shot at Somalis.

Dude is what's known as an overachiever.
Chris Rufo is so upset about the Minneapolis protests that he is resorting to anti-Nordic racism christopherrufo.com/p/the-curse-...
January 30, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Makes sense.

They're less likely to attract vermin, too.
Culinary Students Given Live Baby To Learn How To Care For Bag Of Flour https://theonion.com/culinary-students-given-live-baby-to-learn-how-to-care-for-bag-of-flour/
January 30, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Food for thought...
January 30, 2026 at 6:05 PM
In that or any other order.
Trump's gestapo arrested Don Lemon. I'm pretty sure his offenses are:
• being black
• being gay
• being a journalist
January 30, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Kansas Day is over. Back to genital inspection.
Kansas lawmakers skirt public comment to pass bill on bathroom use by transgender people
Government entities — including schools — could be held liable for allowing transgender Kansans to use bathrooms based on their gender identity.
www.kcur.org
January 30, 2026 at 3:21 PM