Matt Pollock
@freshmattyp.bsky.social
Emotional Support Husband
Built for comfort, not for speed.
Built for comfort, not for speed.
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Matt Pollock
@freshmattyp.bsky.social
· Jan 11
Look, I love Drag Race but I really was not expecting hairy ass during the runway.
Ewwwww.
Ewwwww.
No cheating, reskeet with the most recent photo of your pet.
February 2, 2026 at 4:08 AM
No cheating, reskeet with the most recent photo of your pet.
Rival bourbon distillers from Kentucky have a gay romance, call that Wheated Rivalry
Two butchers from the opposite sides of town have a gay romance, call that Meated Rivalry
two shitposters on Bluesky have a gay romance, call that Skeeted Rivalry
January 30, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Rival bourbon distillers from Kentucky have a gay romance, call that Wheated Rivalry
RIP Lola Heatherton
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SCTV Lola Heatherton in Concert with Catherine O'Hara
YouTube video by SCTV
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January 30, 2026 at 7:23 PM
RIP Lola Heatherton
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Please enjoy this photo of Olive enjoying some shredded Parmesan.
January 29, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Please enjoy this photo of Olive enjoying some shredded Parmesan.
Tonight's SNL just reinforced that I am waaaay outside the target demo for their musical guests.
January 25, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Tonight's SNL just reinforced that I am waaaay outside the target demo for their musical guests.
Another friend gone 5 years today. Brian, the one on the left, was my closest friend at KU. Miss you, 999.
January 24, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Another friend gone 5 years today. Brian, the one on the left, was my closest friend at KU. Miss you, 999.
I found out an old bandmate passed yesterday. If you’ve been around LFK long enough you’ll remember him from The Lonesome Hound Dogs, or Cryin’ Out Loud or maybe the band we were in, Getty Township (Probably not that one).
Matt Dollar’s memory is a blessing to all who knew him. May he rest easy.
Matt Dollar’s memory is a blessing to all who knew him. May he rest easy.
January 21, 2026 at 10:58 PM
I found out an old bandmate passed yesterday. If you’ve been around LFK long enough you’ll remember him from The Lonesome Hound Dogs, or Cryin’ Out Loud or maybe the band we were in, Getty Township (Probably not that one).
Matt Dollar’s memory is a blessing to all who knew him. May he rest easy.
Matt Dollar’s memory is a blessing to all who knew him. May he rest easy.
Olive, blepping.
January 20, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Olive, blepping.
Reposted by Matt Pollock
So you're telling me it's not Friday??? What kind of BS is that?
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ALT: a woman in a brown sweater is screaming with the words aa aa aa aa aa
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January 15, 2026 at 3:07 PM
So you're telling me it's not Friday??? What kind of BS is that?
No new pictures, where are you at mentally?
January 13, 2026 at 4:12 PM
No new pictures, where are you at mentally?
Olive has apparently decided to claim my new guitar as her own.
January 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Olive has apparently decided to claim my new guitar as her own.
At Philmount, I tripped in a stream that contained exactly two rocks. The one I tripped on, and the one conveniently placed where my forehead landed. Got myself a nice goose egg and a story the scoutmaster told every subsequent group of kids headed there for the next 30 years.
RIP Melvin Reece
RIP Melvin Reece
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
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January 6, 2026 at 2:15 AM
At Philmount, I tripped in a stream that contained exactly two rocks. The one I tripped on, and the one conveniently placed where my forehead landed. Got myself a nice goose egg and a story the scoutmaster told every subsequent group of kids headed there for the next 30 years.
RIP Melvin Reece
RIP Melvin Reece
Post a famous bathroom scene
January 5, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Post a famous bathroom scene
This is Brickett, she was my cat soulmate. She’s been gone 7 years today and there’s not a day that goes by that I don’t miss her.
January 3, 2026 at 2:47 AM
This is Brickett, she was my cat soulmate. She’s been gone 7 years today and there’s not a day that goes by that I don’t miss her.
I see Oregon is continuing their streak of incredibly ugly football uniforms.
January 1, 2026 at 7:45 PM
I see Oregon is continuing their streak of incredibly ugly football uniforms.
It’s my best friend Pat’s 60th birthday today. I met him on the bus to first grade in 1972, and he’s been the constant in my life ever since.
December 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
It’s my best friend Pat’s 60th birthday today. I met him on the bus to first grade in 1972, and he’s been the constant in my life ever since.
The Godfather. I was supposed to be asleep in the back but I was watching through the gap in the bucket seats. When they got to the horse head scene, young Matt yelled “HOLY SHIT”.
Name 1 movie from your childhood you were way too young to watch.
December 29, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The Godfather. I was supposed to be asleep in the back but I was watching through the gap in the bucket seats. When they got to the horse head scene, young Matt yelled “HOLY SHIT”.
60 trips around the sun. Feels pretty good.
December 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM
60 trips around the sun. Feels pretty good.
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.
December 28, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.
Not exactly a gift of the magi situation, but my father in law and I just gave each other the exact same pocket knife.
December 28, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Not exactly a gift of the magi situation, but my father in law and I just gave each other the exact same pocket knife.
Name your fav non James Bond spy movie.
Hopscotch
Three Days of the Condor
The Spy who came in from the Cold
Eye of the Needle
The Fourth Protocol
Marathon Man
The Amateur
Hopscotch
Three Days of the Condor
The Spy who came in from the Cold
Eye of the Needle
The Fourth Protocol
Marathon Man
The Amateur
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
Bridge of Spies
The Sum of All Fears
Hunt for Red October
Patriot Games
North By Northwest
Argo
Bridge of Spies
The Sum of All Fears
Hunt for Red October
Patriot Games
North By Northwest
Argo
Name your fav non James Bond spy movie.
December 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Name your fav non James Bond spy movie.
Hopscotch
Three Days of the Condor
The Spy who came in from the Cold
Eye of the Needle
The Fourth Protocol
Marathon Man
The Amateur
Hopscotch
Three Days of the Condor
The Spy who came in from the Cold
Eye of the Needle
The Fourth Protocol
Marathon Man
The Amateur
Missing my dad today, on what would have been his 82nd birthday.
December 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Missing my dad today, on what would have been his 82nd birthday.