Matt Pollock
@freshmattyp.bsky.social
Emotional Support Husband
Built for comfort, not for speed.
Built for comfort, not for speed.
You’ve just died. The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
November 28, 2025 at 7:01 AM
You’ve just died. The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
In one month I’ll be 60.
November 28, 2025 at 6:59 AM
In one month I’ll be 60.
I consider this my finest tweet
November 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I consider this my finest tweet
Every time this picture comes up in my facebook memories it makes me both happy and sad. Happy we caught all the cousins together, and sad that we haven't gotten together the last 5 years since my dad passed and my mom sold the big house.
Happy Thanksgiving, friends.
Happy Thanksgiving, friends.
November 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Every time this picture comes up in my facebook memories it makes me both happy and sad. Happy we caught all the cousins together, and sad that we haven't gotten together the last 5 years since my dad passed and my mom sold the big house.
Happy Thanksgiving, friends.
Happy Thanksgiving, friends.
Did you have this on 10?
November 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Did you have this on 10?
This is what I miss the most about the big Thanksgiving my parents used to host.
November 24, 2025 at 9:13 PM
This is what I miss the most about the big Thanksgiving my parents used to host.
Jesus was a good guy
He didn't need this shit
So he took a pill with a Coca-Cola
And he swallowed it
He discovered the Beatles
And he recorded with The Stones
Once he even opened up a three-way package
For old George Jones
He didn't need this shit
So he took a pill with a Coca-Cola
And he swallowed it
He discovered the Beatles
And he recorded with The Stones
Once he even opened up a three-way package
For old George Jones
November 23, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Jesus was a good guy
He didn't need this shit
So he took a pill with a Coca-Cola
And he swallowed it
He discovered the Beatles
And he recorded with The Stones
Once he even opened up a three-way package
For old George Jones
He didn't need this shit
So he took a pill with a Coca-Cola
And he swallowed it
He discovered the Beatles
And he recorded with The Stones
Once he even opened up a three-way package
For old George Jones
Hanging out at my mom’s.
November 21, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Hanging out at my mom’s.
Olive the tattoo vs Olive the cat.
My daughter did a thing this weekend.
My daughter did a thing this weekend.
November 16, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Olive the tattoo vs Olive the cat.
My daughter did a thing this weekend.
My daughter did a thing this weekend.
Throwback to the Shedd Giftshop. I really should have bought this hat.
November 14, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Throwback to the Shedd Giftshop. I really should have bought this hat.
post you from a different era
November 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
post you from a different era
Spent today hanging with my mom. You can tell it’s getting to be haircut time if I’m wearing a hat.
November 7, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Spent today hanging with my mom. You can tell it’s getting to be haircut time if I’m wearing a hat.
This is my version for after Thanksgiving:
Leftover turkey, stuffing, cranberry relish, cream cheese, Swiss cheese on grilled sourdough. I dream about it all year long.
Leftover turkey, stuffing, cranberry relish, cream cheese, Swiss cheese on grilled sourdough. I dream about it all year long.
November 1, 2025 at 12:09 AM
This is my version for after Thanksgiving:
Leftover turkey, stuffing, cranberry relish, cream cheese, Swiss cheese on grilled sourdough. I dream about it all year long.
Leftover turkey, stuffing, cranberry relish, cream cheese, Swiss cheese on grilled sourdough. I dream about it all year long.
Olive shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
October 31, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Olive shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo
I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man.
October 31, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man.
Blanket Szn has arrived!
October 31, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Blanket Szn has arrived!
Earlier this evening, on the way to visit my mom.
October 24, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Earlier this evening, on the way to visit my mom.
Truck mounted ladder you say?
October 21, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Truck mounted ladder you say?
I went out ON A SCHOOL-NIGHT. TO LFK. TO SEE A SHOW.
October 17, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I went out ON A SCHOOL-NIGHT. TO LFK. TO SEE A SHOW.
Out in LFK on a Thursday night.
October 17, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Out in LFK on a Thursday night.
Unsolicited Deck pick
October 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Unsolicited Deck pick
It's release week at work, so no new picture. Throwback to the time we played the Chiefs Fan Zone at Arrowhead, December 2009.
October 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
It's release week at work, so no new picture. Throwback to the time we played the Chiefs Fan Zone at Arrowhead, December 2009.