Really Pedantic
@reallypedantic.bsky.social
Artisanal posts for acquired tastes in order to fool AI.
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This is why I pair Oreos with anxiety.
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never let a kidnapper take you to a second location and definitely don't let them take you to a third location. now if you're at the third location i know what you are thinking "why not go to the fourth location?" this type of thinking is a trap. alright now five locations? who are you kidding?
November 4, 2025 at 8:47 PM
never let a kidnapper take you to a second location and definitely don't let them take you to a third location. now if you're at the third location i know what you are thinking "why not go to the fourth location?" this type of thinking is a trap. alright now five locations? who are you kidding?
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ugh the teen choice awards wont let me cast votes bceause im "not a teen" and "please leave my office" and "why are you angrily eating my decorative fern"
October 31, 2025 at 8:22 PM
ugh the teen choice awards wont let me cast votes bceause im "not a teen" and "please leave my office" and "why are you angrily eating my decorative fern"
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This Halloween i'm handing out life advice
October 31, 2025 at 8:47 PM
This Halloween i'm handing out life advice
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truly a missed opportunity not calling this a streaming service
October 29, 2025 at 4:39 AM
truly a missed opportunity not calling this a streaming service
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Every time I see this image i just gawp at it. An icy space potato whose gravity shepherds the tiny particles in Saturn's F Ring and you can see its shadow, cast by a sun a billion kilometers away.
Prometheus - From Gordan Ugarković (ugordan.bsky.social) - https://flic.kr/p/8FBbLN
October 28, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Every time I see this image i just gawp at it. An icy space potato whose gravity shepherds the tiny particles in Saturn's F Ring and you can see its shadow, cast by a sun a billion kilometers away.
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I love Bob Ross.
October 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I love Bob Ross.
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I need less chaos from the kittens please.
October 16, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I need less chaos from the kittens please.
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Fly to Cha 1107-7626, a rogue planet 620 light-years away.
As observed by our VLT, every second it's eating up six billion tonnes of gas & dust from its surroundings — the strongest growth rate ever recorded for a planet of any kind. https://www.eso.org/public/news/eso2516/
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#exoplanets
As observed by our VLT, every second it's eating up six billion tonnes of gas & dust from its surroundings — the strongest growth rate ever recorded for a planet of any kind. https://www.eso.org/public/news/eso2516/
🔭 🧪
#exoplanets
October 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Fly to Cha 1107-7626, a rogue planet 620 light-years away.
As observed by our VLT, every second it's eating up six billion tonnes of gas & dust from its surroundings — the strongest growth rate ever recorded for a planet of any kind. https://www.eso.org/public/news/eso2516/
🔭 🧪
#exoplanets
As observed by our VLT, every second it's eating up six billion tonnes of gas & dust from its surroundings — the strongest growth rate ever recorded for a planet of any kind. https://www.eso.org/public/news/eso2516/
🔭 🧪
#exoplanets
“Bafflingly, the team opted against a mushroom-shaped housing around it” 😂
Scientists have created a mushroom-powered toilet. Really
The MycoToilet, created by Canadian scientists, will turn human waste into nutrient-rich compost without using any water
qz.com
October 1, 2025 at 3:36 PM
“Bafflingly, the team opted against a mushroom-shaped housing around it” 😂
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Nudibranchs as pictured by a Japanese illustrator named Kumataro Ito, artist for the USS Albatross’ Philippine Expedition, 1907–10. More of his stunning images here: publicdomainreview.org/collection/k...
September 30, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Nudibranchs as pictured by a Japanese illustrator named Kumataro Ito, artist for the USS Albatross’ Philippine Expedition, 1907–10. More of his stunning images here: publicdomainreview.org/collection/k...
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Someone should make a vape that’s also a kazoo
September 20, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Someone should make a vape that’s also a kazoo
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If you are throwing a Halloween party and want to scare your guests, for a mere $50 I’ll show up in a Speedo.
September 12, 2025 at 7:22 PM
If you are throwing a Halloween party and want to scare your guests, for a mere $50 I’ll show up in a Speedo.
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One of my dreams is to star in a cooking show called "Damn, That's Hot!" where every time I burn myself, the studio audience shouts "Damn, that's hot!"
August 29, 2025 at 9:32 PM
One of my dreams is to star in a cooking show called "Damn, That's Hot!" where every time I burn myself, the studio audience shouts "Damn, that's hot!"
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chickpeas. for when you want two lies in one name
August 25, 2025 at 1:39 AM
chickpeas. for when you want two lies in one name
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When I first came to Bsky 17 years ago, this was all farmland.
August 20, 2025 at 1:04 AM
When I first came to Bsky 17 years ago, this was all farmland.
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A simple neck kiss can speed up the ATM transaction of the person ahead of you.
August 16, 2025 at 9:39 PM
A simple neck kiss can speed up the ATM transaction of the person ahead of you.
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There is a dark wolf in the sky!😮
This extraordinary 283-million-pixel image, by the VLT Survey Telescope (VST) at ESO’s Paranal Observatory in Chile, showcases the fascinating dark nebula SL 17, nicknamed Dark Wolf Nebula.
➡️ www.eso.org/public/unite...
Credit: ESO/VPHAS+ team
🔭 🧪 #science
There is a dark wolf in the sky!😮
This extraordinary 283-million-pixel image, by the VLT Survey Telescope (VST) at ESO’s Paranal Observatory in Chile, showcases the fascinating dark nebula SL 17, nicknamed Dark Wolf Nebula.
➡️ www.eso.org/public/unite...
Credit: ESO/VPHAS+ team
🔭 🧪 #science
August 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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There is a dark wolf in the sky!😮
This extraordinary 283-million-pixel image, by the VLT Survey Telescope (VST) at ESO’s Paranal Observatory in Chile, showcases the fascinating dark nebula SL 17, nicknamed Dark Wolf Nebula.
➡️ www.eso.org/public/unite...
Credit: ESO/VPHAS+ team
🔭 🧪 #science
There is a dark wolf in the sky!😮
This extraordinary 283-million-pixel image, by the VLT Survey Telescope (VST) at ESO’s Paranal Observatory in Chile, showcases the fascinating dark nebula SL 17, nicknamed Dark Wolf Nebula.
➡️ www.eso.org/public/unite...
Credit: ESO/VPHAS+ team
🔭 🧪 #science
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I don't know that seems like too many men for it to be romantic.
August 14, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I don't know that seems like too many men for it to be romantic.
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is it pronounced read receipt or read receipt
August 14, 2025 at 9:44 PM
is it pronounced read receipt or read receipt
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Skippy Salted Caramel Peanut Butter (2015-2015): Riding the "salted caramel wave" as was the style at the time, Skippy released this creamy peanut butter spread, which featured an artificial salty caramel flavoring
August 4, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Skippy Salted Caramel Peanut Butter (2015-2015): Riding the "salted caramel wave" as was the style at the time, Skippy released this creamy peanut butter spread, which featured an artificial salty caramel flavoring
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Request for a graph showing the increase in demand for feet pics vs. the closing of Lady Foot Locker locations.
August 4, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Request for a graph showing the increase in demand for feet pics vs. the closing of Lady Foot Locker locations.
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For a medieval monastic chronicler, a headline to die for
August 2, 2025 at 7:19 PM
For a medieval monastic chronicler, a headline to die for