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Lousy Sheriff
Run me out of town
He’s lost my vote
Run me out of town
He’s lost my vote
“Ho ho ho, green giant!”
- Santa, probably while eating peas
- Santa, probably while eating peas
December 17, 2025 at 4:25 AM
“Ho ho ho, green giant!”
- Santa, probably while eating peas
- Santa, probably while eating peas
Tired of putting up with this ”11am is followed by 12pm” nonsense and vice versa!
December 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Tired of putting up with this ”11am is followed by 12pm” nonsense and vice versa!
Why does this Christmas song keep calling me a ding dong?
December 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Why does this Christmas song keep calling me a ding dong?
Tell him he also won the first annual Montgomery Burns award for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence
December 6, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Tell him he also won the first annual Montgomery Burns award for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence
A death note but for farts
December 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
A death note but for farts
Play the Mario mushroom power-up sound effect when you give me a vaccine shot
November 17, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Play the Mario mushroom power-up sound effect when you give me a vaccine shot
[to the TMNT theme song]
Murder in a small town. Murder power.
Murder in a small town. Murder power.
November 13, 2025 at 11:40 PM
[to the TMNT theme song]
Murder in a small town. Murder power.
Murder in a small town. Murder power.
Goon a movie
Goonraker
Goonraker
Goon a movie
“Goon Girl”
“Goon Girl”
Goon a movie
"Top Goon"
"Top Goon"
November 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Goon a movie
Goonraker
Goonraker
An Original Thoughtᵀᴹ
November 9, 2025 at 11:54 PM
An Original Thoughtᵀᴹ
"Where's your fucking poppy?!"
November 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
"Where's your fucking poppy?!"
Smithers, dismember the corpse and send his widow a corsage
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Smithers, dismember the corpse and send his widow a corsage
whoa, i’m a phantom of AN opera, not THE opera
November 3, 2025 at 8:46 PM
whoa, i’m a phantom of AN opera, not THE opera
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Peanut butter cops
Peanut butter cops
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Tit Kat
Tit Kat
change one letter, ruin a candy
Knickers
Knickers
October 29, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Peanut butter cops
Peanut butter cops
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POV you’re still not married and your grandparents just found the nicest boy with a good job they want you to meet
October 29, 2025 at 2:36 AM
POV you’re still not married and your grandparents just found the nicest boy with a good job they want you to meet
Stumbled over the first step of the stairs if you even care
October 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Stumbled over the first step of the stairs if you even care
get out of the way so I can get out of the way
October 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
get out of the way so I can get out of the way
This pumpkin patch doesn't seem very sincere at all
October 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
This pumpkin patch doesn't seem very sincere at all
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Tried to sneak a photo of a cute doggo and accidentally had long exposure on and I believe I have created man’s greatest expression of art
October 21, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Tried to sneak a photo of a cute doggo and accidentally had long exposure on and I believe I have created man’s greatest expression of art
I read a book about augers. It was boring.
I read a book about plumbing, but it was shitty
I tried reading a book about mazes, but I got lost
October 14, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I read a book about augers. It was boring.
Personal log, supplemental: Things aren’t fitting nicely on my head ever since the haircut.
October 5, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Personal log, supplemental: Things aren’t fitting nicely on my head ever since the haircut.
Any mild injury invokes Todd Flanders saying
“ow, my freakin’ ears!”
“ow, my freakin’ ears!”
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
October 1, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Any mild injury invokes Todd Flanders saying
“ow, my freakin’ ears!”
“ow, my freakin’ ears!”
We are the children who grew too fast
We are the dust of a future past
We are the dust of a future past
September 24, 2025 at 3:22 AM
We are the children who grew too fast
We are the dust of a future past
We are the dust of a future past
Live
Laugh
Lower your voice, this is a library!
Laugh
Lower your voice, this is a library!
Live
Laugh
Leave me alone
Laugh
Leave me alone
Live
Laugh
Lift with your legs
Laugh
Lift with your legs
September 17, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Live
Laugh
Lower your voice, this is a library!
Laugh
Lower your voice, this is a library!
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not an exaggeration to say I am WEEPING with laughter at this reply from someone who hadn't seen that Robert Redford died today
September 16, 2025 at 12:53 PM
not an exaggeration to say I am WEEPING with laughter at this reply from someone who hadn't seen that Robert Redford died today